Smashleigh

@glitterbrawl.bsky.social

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A crumb of attention, please?

A blue colourpoint ragdoll cat lies contentedly in a dog bed, surrounded by dog toys
A white long haired chihuahua stretches out of his bed and looks exceedingly long
A sandwich cut into three
A cafe called “Waffle University”
A haribo pack of “fruity-bussi”
A chihuahua lies front and centre looking to camera. A blue point ragdoll is in the centre looking off as if to his destiny. On the left he is is flanked by a woman with pink hair and to the right a young girl with tumbling curls
A white long haired chihuahua puppy
A cat grooms another cat then turns to camera doing a blep
0mm today precipitation
“Were you in tears because you felt guilty towards your parents?”
A blue colourpoint ragdoll lies on his side on a grey carpet wearing a red bow tie with a holly leaf in the centre
A box containing the game “snakes and ladders” with a picture of a snake and the words “Snack Game Stir Up Child’s Intelligence”
A 9 month old blue/seal colourpoint ragdoll kitten
A bowl of cereal is covered with a piece of kitchen paper with “no kittens” written in felt pen in child’s handwriting
A blue point ragdoll sat on a rocking horse
A kid on a ferris wheel looking like she’s constipated or something
A shop painted entirely black with the word “STARBELLY” painted using a stencil but with seemingly no guide line to make it straight
Angel station escalator with 7 other people on
Two blue colour point ragdolls sit side by side on an armchair, facing the camera
“But I am busy after work watching a one-shot Korean historical hip hop musical” That’s the most Ashleigh sentence I’ve ever heard. Frame it.
A Mars Wrigley UK Spokesperson said: “It’s true, we have temporarily had to delist Bounty Dark for operational reasons and we’re working hard to bring the product back when we can.
A small child doing a massive open mouthed grin in purple spectacles
Two colourpoint ragdoll kittens laying on some pillows looking at the camera
Two colourpoint ragdoll kittens, one looking at the camera, one asleep under his arm
Park Seo Joon sat on the floor in the corner of a glass skyscraper
A fleet of four slow moving identical road repair vehicles
“But it just might work for us” meme
EV 1% battery warning as I pulled onto my drive
Sign reads: Eid offer All haircuts normal price no double price Eid mubarak
Screenshot of timeline with second person under this tweet claiming Russia caused Heathrow closure
A £600 citrus juicer. It’s just a patterned juicer
My kid looking haunted
My kid in a woodland creatures dress
An advert for Liñgöpie showing an AI generated Duolingo owl with a grubby vest, smoking and holding a drink can, with the caption “Stop Duo! Say NO at Abusive Relationships!”
Slap band on my wrist
Recyclable, fear rain, fear fire, unbreakable, odourless, do not trample
Daniel Barker gazes through a glow stick orb, flanked by his Littlest Bodyguard holding a cake
A shit made out of brown air dried clay complete with silicone maggots
A charcuterie portrait of Russell Crowe in front of a still photo of Russell Crowe shouting in Gladiator
A still of wordy from the BBC educational series look and read - Sky Hunter, where some children solve the dastardly crime of stolen peregrine falcon eggs
Tattoo of dragonfly in the style of Korean temple painting
The Duolingo owl emerging from a hole with a speech bubble saying “you made 430 mistakes this year”