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a sentient wad of cotton candy. she/her/hers

Scarlett Johansson meme from Marriage Story. She looks tired is hell and has obviously been crying.
Unlit corner of an old furniture store. Desks of several colors and shapes are arranged at odd angles and too close together to make it seem like someone should or could walk between them. There is a deer skull on top of one. In the back you can see a camel from a carousel and a chimpanzee (it was not clear to me until after I took this photo that it is a doll/mannequin of a chimp, not a taxidermy ape)
The cover of the book “Spread Me” by Sarah Gailey. Labels them “Author of Just like home”. Has pull quotes from Chuck Wendig “Terrifying and tantalizing” and Grady Hendrix “Made me blush so hard I cried”. The image on the cover is a research lab with nasty tentacles spreading out from the bottom, weaving through and penetrating the text of the title. The colors are reds yellows and oranges, giving the feeling of a sandstorm.
Pixelated video game art from a 2005 plug-n-play tv game Jakk’s Bass Angler Champion TV Game, showing that I have caught my own record fish, a 3.5 lb Walleye (and there’s a pixelated, very reasonably sized walleye)
A door mat from Ruggable. In blue block letters the top says “Come Hungry” (facing as if you are entering the house) and upside down it reads “Leave Full” (facing as if you are leaving the house, full of the blood of all who used to live there)
A yellow Herschel fanny pack with its contents displayed: an over-stuffed floral wallet, orbit sweet mint gum, sunscreen, a large strawberry shaped carabiner with various key fobs, air tags, and a purple PIRC whistle on it. Two bandaids. A tissue pack.
Screenshot from the Substack Dracula Daily, reading: “Dracula: May 12 And now back to Jonathan, who begins with some facts”
The top of my desk. Visible are: a pencil sharpener shaped like a cat in a space suit, a candle burning in a container that looks like a disco ball, a cup filled with odd pens and scissors, and a little corner of a fuzzy bat pin.
I am a 75% match with Hester Prynne from The Scarlet Letter
Joyce Beyers from Stranger Things
Screenshot from Deadline: “Ready or Not” sequel gears up with Sarah Michelle Gellar, Elijah Wood & More
screenshot of my results of the quiz. It is the picture of a large water pitcher that is cleverly shaped like a fish—the mouth wide and open to pour water, the tail arching up towards the head to make a handle. It is a festive bright and shiny red color. The caption reads “A Gurgle Pot. You're a pitcher shaped like a fish that makes a glug sound when you pour! Everyone likes you. You love to entertain. You're the life of the party, a fun surprise. When you're not being used as a water pitcher, you make an excellent vase.”
ceramic bisque leaves, each with a cute but weird little face. The crop also allows you to see the seller name on etsy, TeresasCeramics, in case you need some weird little leaf guy crafts.
A bisque ceramic christmas tree lying on its side, dark green paint drying on its exaggerated branches. In the background, a tube of green acrylic paint (that was very popular in the 90s) and a paper plate with a pool of wet green paint.
a shot Bobs Burgers season 15, Episode six: “hope n mic night”. the picture is the character marshmallow holding a guitar.
Norm McDonald at the Weekend Update Desk. Has been edited to show the poster from the 2023 AMC Interview with a Vampire show, and the caption has been altered to read “here’s my review, finally gay enough”
the carrd for rosehavenpdx, which includes two amazon wishlists for supplies and school supplies
dolly parton with REAL big hair talking to kermit the frog, who appears to be looking at Dolly’s boobs.
two hand drawn posters of ninja turtles, with the words “say pizza / to drugs / say no / to yes”
a fancy cat in heart shaped sunglasses and a silk scarf
a can of Tieton Cider Works Hazy Strawberry Hard Cider, wet with condensation
Ursula from the animated Little Mermaid.