GloopQueen 💜💚 Boat Apologist

@gloopqueen.bsky.social

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Vtuber, gearing up for gamedev stuff too | The culinary arts are a punishment | I dream of wet slop, grins | http://twitch.tv/gloopqueen

screenshot of the io9 article. What should probably say "Dawn of Metal Scott" says "Dawn of Metal Sonic"
Hallway wallpapered, floor and stairs and ceiling included, with repeated anime faces
Monday: Beyond Oasis 5:30 PST Wednesday: Jenny The Witch 5:30
Tumblr post by "phaeton-flier". Text is: The main issue with The Dunk as a form of posting is that it 1. Is formatted to be as unconvincing to the nonbeliever as possible 2. Is formatted to encourage as little understanding of the actual topic as possible Dunks are the ultimate form of twitter posting, they are meant to work in a sentence or two, and that requires you not to have any nuance and works better the less that you know. If you actually bother to read the article and not just the screenshot of a headline, you can't make your Epic Clapback. You'd know why the joke doesn't work. And the rewards you reap for doing this—retweets, notes, likes—very much encourages you to not learn, not to write longer pieces, not to express complex thoughts or write anything that isn't convincing to anyone who doesn't already agree.
A drawing of two characters: one is a girl with red hair and a long ponytail in a green dress. She's carrying a jar (for bugs.) and a big book. The other has bright green hair resembling lemon slices, with metal spikes piercing it. She has a green and yellow leotard on, goggles, a wrench, and alligator clips holding up her stockings.
Text screenshot. “We were looking everywhere for you!” chides Chamoy. “What happened?” Gloop sniffs. “You smell like barbeque sauce and pond scum. Where were you?” “Backstage!” Answers Callie, her face pulling into a wide grin. “I got food! Then they kicked me out.” “You stole food? Nice,” says Gloop, with a hint of pride in her voice. “No no, she gave it to me.” Callie says. “She who?” Chamoy says, with some concern. “Somebody fed you pond scum?” Gloop says, with significant concern. “Wait.” Says Chamoy. “Weren’t you all proud a second ago? You thought she stole and ate pond scum? And you were proud?”
“Fast Food should not be allowed near sex“
"Sheltered Church Camp Cinnamon Roll v0.1" with an arrow to a girl in a frilly dress. "Lemon Battery Crimes Clown" pointing at a bald, untextured feminine 3d model. Below: "Character Creation Together!!!"
Alani Cherry Bomb energy drink can
"it's scintillating"
Tumblr post by joeyclaire. instead of “this person made good art so they can’t be a bad person” try looking at it like this: “this person made art so they can’t be a good person”
“Corn star” sign at a county fair
Shantae & Asha. Genie girls. Okay asha is Genie Adjacent
The most American assortment of bullshit you’ve ever seen in your life
GloopQueen grinning like an idiot while gesturing to the Of The Devil video game displaying "HEADS UP: Time to flex your MEDIA LITERACY."
A comic of Gloop sneaking in from the side, shushing up from the audience, then holding up the "It's Morgan Monday" meme.
Tweet by @timerube from 2022. "(trying to convince my friends to hang out at wells fargo and drink the free coffee instead of going to bars to save money) it's popping at the farg tonight!"
"Please don't say daaaaaammmn.... when you hear the price"
A nice beach.
A path leading into thick Jungle brush, with a shadowy gap.
An underwater photo of a pond, presumably in the cave from above. The bottom of the pond is rocky, and there are small fish here and there. The entire picture has a blue glow from filtered sunlight
A Cliff, covered in plant life. The photo is taken from swimming in water next to the cliff. There is a cave in the cliff, which the water leads into.
A woman. A selfie of the poster evidently
“Tug Area”
The side of a cruise ship, taken from down in the water
A house cat breaking into a full sprint, from lying down. A dog confusedly enters the frame near the end of the video
Black and white security camera video. A cat leaps over a baby gate. She takes like FOREVER adjusting her ass into the right position before jumping.
“Motion detected at your Doodoo Spycam” phone alert.
A white cat sprints sneakily across a deserted hallway. Looks like security camera footage.
“All the while, she’s gesturing to an enormous metal and glass gizmo that dominates the rear of the room. Fed by pipes from beneath and sending more spidering out of its top, the person-sized structure radiates heat from within, and its glass body clearly contains churning, boiling, rising torrents of green goo. If someone else from another time and place were standing on the bridge, they would probably say “why do you guys have a giant metal Lava Lamp?” But to those present it’s not a Lamp but the heart of the ship: steam muscle for her flight engines, and the sort of thing only trained professionals should be touching, which are in short supply on this boat.“
Javascript Code. It says "function sendResponse() res.send(response);"
K cup tops. One is labeled Donut Shop Original Roast, the other Cake Boss Buddy’s Blend
Picture of a computer monitor showing black and white text. It starts with “you are in Emergency Mode.” I don’t feel like typing the rest out just trust me it doesn’t bode well for a computer working correctly
A clown at a business meeting. Their hair is yellow. (Not in the image: hello person who read the alt text! Hello! Hiiii! Hi hi hi hiiii!)
Screenshot of the table of contents from ScribbleHub. Text is: Chapter 3 - Calamansi Punches a Stranger. Chapter 2 - Gloop turns into a Giant Snake and Terrorizes some Guy. Chapter 1 - Mom Plays Favorites
A game of lethal company being played by a vtuber. A character dies in a violent explosion at the same time as the fart sound. the vtuber model and an in game character look at the screen at the same time.
Eight Thousand Unread Discord Notifications.
The Pokémon Sinistcha.
Temu ad featuring a completely insane strapless tank top that still has straps which come over the shoulder and stop
Incineroar.