DARPA Conger

@glopdemon.bsky.social

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Vanilla Essence Awards 3 time winner, 4 time presenter. 13/8 time signature got me fucked up in the crib googlin up pictures of dogs that look like Charles Mingus

An approaching big ass fuckin storm
A fucked up looking cgi spider person from some kid’s show
Screencap of Bitecofer’s Wikipedia article discussing a bunch of bullshit nobody cares about but at the end someone has tacked on “Bitecofer is a Zionist and has referred to hating the people of Gaza with the passion of a thousand suns”
Coach Buzzcut from Beavis & Butt-Head is teaching Ornithology 101. He is wearing a safari hat and a sticker that says “I ❤️ BIRDS” and is yelling “We’re gonna be talking about the BOOBY! We’ll be talking about the WOODCOCK! Do you think that’s FUNNY, Butthead? Do you find it AMUSING that we’ll be talking about the SWALLOW? Yes, we’re also gonna be talking about the DICKCISSEL, the BUSHTIT, the COCK OF THE ROCK, the SHAG… and we will DEFINITELY be spending a LOT of time talking about GREAT TITS!!” at Butt-Head, who is trying not to laugh
AI slop picture of a burg inside my local burg joint. The claim “The Best Burger In Town” is dubious but the actual food is still pretty good.
PLEASE REPENT
From twitter: “no results from:GregoryKBovino steak”
Hank Hill looking in shock and disgust at something on an old iMac from 1999 or thereabouts
Ray from Achewood saying “That’s pathetic. You talkin’ ‘bout Kahlua cock or somethin’. Sapporo Schlong. If Templeton Rye makes you anything less than the man with abilities in his pants, then I don’t even want to know you.” The original comic referenced Jack Daniel’s instead of Templeton Rye
Sign at Marriott hotel breakfast bar: In remembrance of those we lost on 9/11 the hotel will provide complimentary coffee and mini muffins from 8:45 - 9:15am
Tony like the devil, surrounded by smoke. It’s so allegorical. The sacred and the propane.
O’Brien, we are almost out of nugs up here
MMMM, NO, VERY UNWISE
Lisa Simpson: I know those words but that sentence makes no sense
Some nonsense Ray from Achewood typed up while drunk and/or high as hell, plus a crude drawing of a potato powering a light bulb that says “POTATO POWER IS UNTRACEABLE POWER”
A glowing green skeleton guy whose name I don’t know but I think he’s a Batman villain asking “Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?”
Nancy: That sounds dumb as hell. Sluggo: Yeah it’s really dumb. It’s really motherfucking DUMB.
That one drunk guy from that episode of Beavis & Butt-Head where they go to an AA meeting
Jon yelling “FRIDAY AGAIN GARFIE BABY” at a grinning Garfield
Dracula from Castlevania SOTN saying “psychologically terrorized the opp until he killed himself at the Michael Jordan Steakhouse”
Dracula I was at the Battle of Jericho tauntin both sides with my cock out
Get in losers, we’re going to go live a small and quiet life that is unremarkable yet meaningful to ourselves and the chosen few who shared it with us
Not_Just_Any_Lurker on Reddit: “Imagine putting your state on an Indian burial ground. No wonder life here sucks. This shit is haunted.”
Panel one: Calvin hammering nails into a coffee tables Panel two: Calvin’s mom running into the room shouting “CALVIN! WHAT ARE YOU DIING TO THE COFFEE TABLE?!?” Panel 3: Calvin looking down at his work, perplexed Panel 4: Calvin asking his mom “Is this some sort of trick question or what?”
PLEASE REPENT
Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog 29/05/2016 I would kill every ape in the world to save one human, because humans are more important. This is a very simple concept, folks. K. Thor Jensen 🐀🐀 @kthorjensen would you suck every ape’s dick to save one human
Auntifa @eweish1@mastodon.social @wilw it depends on whether you care about the EIDma components Wil Wheaton @wilw@mastodon.social @eweish1 I don’t know what those are, so I guess I don’t? Auntifa @eweish1@mastodon.social @wilw it’s when you EIDma pussy you little bitch. Aug 28, 2018, 14:23 🔄 18 ⭐️ 4
A large green kaiju with “#GREAT POST” on its chest rampaging through a city
A shocked Adolf Hitler declaring “Ach, du Lieber! Das is not eine Cum-Cum-Problem!”
I like punk but I’m not a leftist since I’m afraid I lose my funko pop collection if we ever get a communist government
Nick Cave, Henry Rollins, and an unnamed baby, presumably one of Nick’s sons
Sam from the Sam & Max comics pointing at something and saying “Look at that. Isn’t it ridiculous? Maybe it will leave if we all laugh at it.”
gato
Wind turbines against a backdrop of storm clouds and virga, taken from my friend’s place out in the country
One of those fucked up dogs from Willow
artbyblastweave The old world is dying. The new world had the thing happen where the umbilical cord gets caught around the neck as it’s coming out, yuuuurk, no new world either. So basically it’s just gonna be monsters forever ——————— artbyblastweave And for the last time, you can’t fuck the monsters. They aren’t the kind of monsters you can fuck
A screwdriver with the head of that emo/doomer wojak (if it has a name I don’t know it, sorry) asking “who needs their demon-cussy ate?” and a demon core with the trad girl wojak face saying “OMG me”
The cover of the Thirsty Sword Lesbians RPG
Tweet from @TOS_Violator on 9/11/21 the only lasting 9/11 memory I have is when the Budweiser ad with the kneeling Clydesdales came on during the super bowl and I said “those horses are praying to Mecca” and my friend’s uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
Hank Hill, presumably in his late teens/early 20s
Shoshana Schwebel @sschweb1 My biggest takeaway is how SO MANY far-right movements had to be planted + continuously funded and massaged behind the scenes. I know this evil is a historical constant, but being far-right is not the default or norm they want us to believe it is. 10:03 pm • 03 Feb 26 • 164K Views 3,266 Reposts 82 Quotes 19.3K Likes