GLOSS

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LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE is what I'd say if I did anything worthwhile with my life

Classic dril tweet stating “issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, “gotta hand it to them”
Dude getting yeeted by a bison
Nappa powering up with the text “being pronounced dead first” in panel one, Piccolo blocking the blast in front of Gohan with Piccolo labeled “Lindsey Graham” and Gohan labeled “Mitch McConnell” in the second panel
It’s ya boy Holden Bloodfeast and I didn’t make it to the actual nuking of Iran please send well wishes and our nuclear arsenal directly to Tehran in my memory
Lindsey Graham tweeting in 2016 “if we nominate Trump we will get destroyed….and we will deserve it.”
Mr Burns from the Simpsons saying "I'm beginning to think that Brad Stevens is not the brilliant tactician I thought he was" while Homer (today playing the role of Brad Stevens) is spinning around on the ground saying "WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP PAUL GEORGE WOOP WOOP WOOP"
The previous post by Dubz, followed up by a post by David Willis saying happy pride, with a cover from a Crayola coloring book that has Elsa and Anna from Frozen holding hands and staring longingly into each others eyes
Mt. Olive Pickle Company was invited to participate in the North Carolina exhibit for the Great American State Fair in Washington, D.C., as part of America's 250th celebration. We are proud of our North Carolina roots, and we agreed to be part of an exhibit, as presented to us, that would represent the best of our great state. We were unaware that an image of the CONFEDERATE FLAG was included in a video as part of the exhibit, and we have withdrawn our participation. Our company stands on values of human dignity, opportunity, and freedom.
Missile from Ghost Trick saying “the only thing I’m really good at is…That’s it! Barking! There really isn’t much else in life!”
Marge asking Homer if he's been up all night eating cheese, with the evidence of empty cheese wrappers strewn about on the table in front of him
Flames added electronically by Channel 6
Nathan Fielder tweet “out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They’re all just out of frame, laughing too.” With a solo pic of Fielder
A dril tweet saying “go ahead. keep screaming “Shut The Fuck Up “ at me. it only makes my opinions Worse
Grogu with Goku hair
TV screen frozen on a GDQTV rebroadcast of a Waluigi’s Taco Stand race where both runs have ended with Waluigi posing over a RENT PAID win screen
The "There Is No War In Ba Sing Se" meme from Avatar, only they're stating Ol' Fenway instead
Wonderella replying to someone with “You think I don’t know satire? I convinced Gal Gadot to sing Imagine on a Zoom call, you little punk bitch!”
The Goon, a gimmick wrestler from the early 90’s WWE who was posing as a hockey enforcer type
James Hagens warming up for his first professional hockey game
A graphic showing how ass the Leafs are with a headline I Think You Should Leaf
Roast Beef from Achewood stating the quoted clip is the worst possible answer in the universe
A banner above the Green Monster at Fenway for Palantir
Pointing out that the upcoming World Cup in the United States involves at least 5 countries in the Middle East that have been fucked up by trying to blow up Iran, including Iran itself. (Other countries include Egypt, Jordan, Qatar and Saudi Arabia)
Pikachus with hats!
Michigan J Frog reaping all the other media outlets he’s murdered knocking on Oracle’s door
A screen from Elimination Chamber where upon the reveal of the Mystery Box, it is The Dud from the Simpsons meme inside
Dril tweet “the jduge orders me to take off my anonymous v mask & im wearing the joker makeup underneath it. everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit”
A poster for the movie Heidi, which is infamous for being played on network, bumping an important football game off the air
Avatar of former Something Awful poster snoo, which is a cartoon rat giving a thumbs up with a WOW underneath
The trolley has been successfully derailed, however it has turned on its side and taken out both the set of people on the bottom and the solo person on top. The guy who hit the lever still seems kinda happy though...
An exceprt from the ESPN article about Belichick not making the HOF in which states that Bill Polian was the point man for a push to keep Belichick out of the HOF on his first ballot as punishment for the Deflategate "scandal"
Andrew Peeke of the Boston Bruins
Me getting automodded by Bluesky because I posted a picture of Homer Simpson in his undies. Bonus points because it’s “sexually suggestive”
The batter from Rhythm Heaven ready to crush some dingers
The scene from Futurama where Bender was pharaoh but he’s just getting tackled in the background while the alien says “Ladies and gentlemen, the pharaoh suddenly died!”
Milhouse from the Simpsons lamenting that we have not yet reached the debilitating stroke factory