glotch

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home of the world-famous "worst joke" https://glotch.net for my other socials & music

3 copies of frisk undertale standing in front of the mirror in asgore's house. the right one has the rhythm heaven "you" indicator under it.
youtube analytics screenshot showing 4 views from external site "m"
the sheet music for the thx sound, showing a bunch of loose freeform notes sliding into a final chord
"I know not with what weapons DELTARUNE CHAPTER 5 will be fought, but DELTARUNE CHAPTER 6 will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein
glotch - 5/30/2026 1:39 AM when computer look at me weird i get rabies
Friday Nokia Funkin' [FNF Mod] [Original] 1.6M views, 5 years ago
PLOKONTINUE
youtube asking me "experiencing interruptions?" but with no additional link or information
madotsuki from yume nikki with nike shoes overlaid atop her feet
timeline showing yesterday as yesterday, everything between yesterday and 2 weeks ago as "the other day", everything between 2 weeks and 2 months ago as "a few weeks ago", everything between 2 and 16 months ago as "a few months ago i think", everything between 16 months ago and 2020 as "a few years ago", and everything before 2020 as "pre-covid"
chart showing the years 2014 and 2015 as normal, then 2016-2020 as "2016" and 2020-2026 as "2016 2"
ableton screenshot showing a midi clip extending to at least measure 5210162 in a 138240 minute long timeline
edited dril tweet: "This Whole Thing Smacks Of Medicare," i holler as i collapse my uncle's water slide and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Pitt
GAME COMPLETION TIME 42h 26m 41s
charitably 5/10, 3 for visuals, 2 for yoshi
2 views from pokemonshowdown.com
3 views sourced from google classroom
a video in a browser tab called "Undertale - Murderous Rage" probably it's cut off by the edge
screen showing my time stats for sonic mania (5 hr 44 min total)
undertale red & yellow plushies on the floor
wiimmfi login numbers for clubhouse games, showing active player numbers from 0-5 at various points in the last week
Congratulations! You got a Perfect! Rally Certificate You've earned a gift! Read it at the cafe. Looks like there is still one gift left. Keep pushing yourself to earn them all!
screenshot of my teto songs in someone's playlist, right next to songs that have much more high effort thumbnail art
a kirby air riders results screen where first place and 4th place have been switched. a notice in the middle reads: Tragically, CPU3 passed away during today's race. To honor them and their memory, they will be posthumously awarded the first place title. We understand this may upset the previously determined winner of the race. However, we feel it is important to treat all race participants with respect, and we have determined that this is the best way to show support to the deceased. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused. Please refer to the Kirby Air Riders™ Health & Safety Guide for more information.
As I transition
the grim "how did you do in pe today" face
open Dolphin, configure the Paths so the game shows up in the main window, right click on it, click "Properties", then go over to "Filesystem", right click on "Disc" and then click "Extract entire disc"
True...ban Missile Crisis
an utau piano roll showing 15 second's worth of the same two notes repeated
a yoshi's island level name screen, reading "1-7: Touch Fuzzy Get Real". a t-rex is shown carrying a baby wearing a washington nationals cap.
yoshi's island level select screen, reading "1-7: Touch Blue Spheres Get Blue Spheres" it depicts yoshi, having collected two red spheres, about to collect a blue sphere, with a bumper sphere afterwards that's gonna bump him back and make him fail. how tragic.
MY TOP 10 1. The Third Sanctuary 2. Neverending Night 3. The Second Sanctuary 4. Rude Buster 5. Black Knife 6. My Castle Town 7. Hip Shop 8. Paradise, Paradise 9. Hammer of Justice 10. Field of Hopes and Dreams Ranked at: stavros-alt.github.io/drSongRanker