Glunkis

@glunkis.bsky.social

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I'm Glunkis on the internet, and real, and 20 something and afraid of the computer, and sometimes other things too

a web search image result: a shiny metal ball on the ground. The caption given is "Scientists Have Found A Mysterious..."
a half-gallon jug of milk with a red cap. the "best if used by" date is listed as "mar 10" as in the tenth of march, but the way it is printed is easily misread as "mario"
Eggs scrambled with feta cheese and a splash of olive brine, large slices of smoked chicken sausage are mixed into the eggs, and a few whole Kalamata olives are present on the side of the plate with a few larger bits of feta. Everything is drizzled with a bit of extra virgin olive oil. In the top right of the picture, one of my Marimo moss balls (named Kyle) is visible, a fluffy bit of green floating in a small jar.
A picture of a plate resting on a blanket, containing what I have dubbed "The Grecian Slopper." there are two slices of darkly colored bread each smothered with a mixture of hummus, tzatziki, and Kalamata olives. The mixture appears to have an offputting consistency and color, and there is a bite taken out of one of the slices. It tasted better than it looks I promise.
a carton of half-and-half and an open can of diet coke stand behind a glass of off-white liquid, presumably a mixture of the two other liquids