The Madness Of No Kings George

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Friend of Squirrels, Collector of Vintage Fiesta, Lover of All Architectures, Promoter of House Music, Practicioner of Alt Text, Seeker of Bsky Accounts in the Mid-Hudson Valley, Defender of Transgender and Superbinary Folk.

Facebook ad showing a young male model wearing a white stretch tee with the shoulders cut out, exposing his shoulders. It's called the "Magnus Top" and you can get it at 52% off.
derek guy: I just had andrew and tristan tate arrested for wearing these outfits
How did pspspspsps become the thing we say to cats? In Russia we say "kis-kis-kis" In Finland we say "ks-ks-ks" In Scotland we say "C'mere ya wee cunt"
Portion of a Traktor screencap displaying the names of two playlists. "raves of olde" and "hard for david"
Recording vinyl. Nobody Wins by Elton John is on the turntable.
Screenshot from title sequence of Dynasty, with Diahann Carroll as Dominique Deveraux
Bootleg vinyl of "Be Still My Beating Heart" remixed by Marcello Castelli in 2005. Ancient address label stuck on the sleeve
My copy of "Hey You" remixed by Marcello Castelli
A beautiful sparkling blue pool in a lush green setting.
When your wife asks "have you bought more records, do you reply: a. I got a deal on them. b. It was an accident. c. No, I had these for years. d. You look pretty today.
The Science Lab at the Wonka Experience in Glasgow. A bored woman with green hair oversees a science experiment which resembles a meth lab.
An apartment floor plan. The bedroom, kitchen and bathroom occupy a teensy corner. The vast rest of it is for the record collection.
Vintage photo of the McKinley Memorial and its reflecting pool. Date unknown.
A log cabin is surrounded by happy people celebrating. White folding chairs in the foreground.
The Palace of Fine Arts in San Francisco.
King George and his husband Phillip in front of the Castro Theater in SF
If ever you wonder why the female praying mantis decapitates her mate after sex, remember... GIRLS WILL BE GIRLS
Spencer's race car. Tricked out black BMW
Lowrider on Broadway Street in Chico CA. For those in the back, my skeet refers to a lyric in the song "Low Rider", recorded in 1975 by the Latin funk group WAR
Street mural of a dog, adorned with psychedelica
A banner in a church depicting the transformation of a butterfly, with the words "Transformed from glory to glory". The larva asks "who are you?".
The Senator Theater on Main Street in Chico CA, designed by Miller and Pflueger architects and built in 1929, in an eclectic art deco style with Spanish and Middle Eastern influences. A tower with a gem-shaped cupola graces the corner of Main and Fifth Streets.
Kathy Hochul repeatedly stabbing Ted Cruz on X
Error You are permanently banned from Calculator [OK]
Safety First! (Just kidding, coffee first. Safety's like third or fourth. Priorities, people!)
Joe My God link with missing text circled in red
Tracy Ullman straddling a bowling ball return, with a ball provocatively rolling between her legs.
"To all you atheists how can you explain this if 'God doesn't exist'? My wife just got pregnant and I am sterile. Friends everywhere, receive God in your lives and he will make you happy. Remember... Nothing is impossible for him."
"All my friends are having babies and I'm over here like... " (woman carrying a stroller full of weed and cradling a big bag of the stuff.)
Him: How is it possible your still single? Me: You're.
This is: - A guest at Mar-a-Lago stealing a tablecloth and napkins - The ancient art of whorigami - When your airbags explode at brunch - How Pete Hegseth uses AI - When you try to hide Stephen Miller and Lee Zeldin inside your dress
Woman holding sign: "Stop killing ducks to make duck tape"
Recording vinyl from a Technics SL-1200M3D through a Bozak CMA-10-2DL into Audacity
Special offer on a fake vinyl wall for streaming your dj set.
Kirk (to Spock): I'm glad there's 100 men coming to help us. Spock: Indeed: That's 200 kneecaps. Good plan. Kirk: Why does it matter how many kneecaps there are? Spock: The knees of the many outweigh the knees of the few.
Children's book with illustration of child extending arms, entitled "How Big Is This Shitshow?" Little dog dancing goes "We're fucked!"
Officer (having stopped a woman driver): "Ma'am, do you know why I'm standing here?" Woman driver: "You got all C's in high school?"
A fly walks into a Chinese restaurant, reads the menu, then tells the waiter "I'll have a number 2."
Steak a man's wallet and he will be poor for a week. Teach him to love vinyl, and he will be poor for the rest of his life.
"Do you know what day it is today?" asked Christopher Robin. "I haven't got a fucking clue" replied Pooh.
Some vinyl recording shenanigans
The Moodna Viaduct, near Salisbury Mills, NY. Built in 1909, the trestle is still in use as a commuter rail line.
Two parents who are record albums gazing upon their child and saying "has always remained a single."
"Can you put the dog out? I'm sick of his scratching." (Dog is at the turntable, playing dj and scratching)
Be Free by Behrouz and Andy Caldwell featuring Omega, the Chus & Ceballos Iberican Vocal
Shy Boy, by Bananarama... The long version
Glory of Life by Mink, the DFA Main Mix.
I have a question for all the telepaths out there. 😶
Irony, R.I.P.
Torch Song, Don't Look Now
River Ocean featuring India, Love and Happiness (bootleg)
Joe Claussel, Children of Bahia (Unchained Rhythums #4)
Tweet from Lucifer, 4/4/26, 12:58pm "I am currently at Walter Reed Hospital waiting. Thank you for your attention to this matter. - The Devil"
Jesus, who looks suspiciously like Keanu Reeves, appears mighty snatched as he exits his tomb wearing a cape, sweatpants and a tank reading "He Is Rizzin". He is surrounded by a quartet of adoring young women in veils and robes m
A roll of fluorescent orange tape, along with two sharpies and pieces of tape with words written on them, atop a shiny black surface. One of the pieces clearly says "schadenfreude". There's a hand resting in the upper left corner.
Motivational pister showing an elderly man pushing a walker down a path. The path has a fork in it with a sign pointing in each direction. One sign points to the Fountain of Youth. The other sign points to the Fountain of Bacon. Motivational quote says "GIVE ME A MINUTE I'm thinking".
Here lies Irony.
A large group of people assembled in protest aside a grassy slope. The Hudson River and Srorm King mountain are in the background.