GNCSP

@gncsp.bsky.social

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programmer | too good at corpospeak | she/her/it | ΘΔborder collie | 🔞 | 🏳️‍⚧️ | 30 tumblr: https://pickledkiwiberry.tumblr.com/ fiancée: @beaujangle.bsky.social

2026-07-23T08:10:39.706507Z INFO smtpd: listening server_address=127.0.0.1:8025 2026-07-23T08:10:47.245440Z DEBUG connection{client_address=127.0.0.1:54177}: smtpd: connected 2026-07-23T08:10:47.245476Z DEBUG connection{client_address=127.0.0.1:54177}: smtpd: S: 220 example.com Ready 2026-07-23T08:10:47.245555Z DEBUG connection{client_address=127.0.0.1:54177}: smtpd: C: HELO example.org 2026-07-23T08:10:47.245641Z DEBUG connection{client_address=127.0.0.1:54177}: smtpd: S: 250 Hello example.org 2026-07-23T08:10:47.245698Z DEBUG connection{client_address=127.0.0.1:54177}: smtpd: C: MAIL FROM:<sender@example.org> 2026-07-23T08:10:47.245714Z DEBUG connection{client_address=127.0.0.1:54177}: smtpd: S: 250 OK 2026-07-23T08:10:47.245771Z DEBUG connection{client_address=127.0.0.1:54177}: smtpd: C: RCPT TO:<recipient@example.org> 2026-07-23T08:10:47.245788Z DEBUG connection{client_address=127.0.0.1:54177}: smtpd: S: 250 OK 2026-07-23T08:10:47.245840Z DEBUG connection{client_address=127.0.0.1:54177}: smtpd: C: DATA 2026-07-23T08:10:47.245850Z DEBUG connection{client_address=127.0.0.1:54177}: smtpd: S: 354 End data with <CRLF>.<CRLF> 2026-07-23T08:10:47.245914Z DEBUG connection{client_address=127.0.0.1:54177}: smtpd: message received domain="example.org" reverse_path="sender@example.org" forward_paths={"recipient@example.org"} data="Hello, World!" 2026-07-23T08:10:47.245927Z DEBUG connection{client_address=127.0.0.1:54177}: smtpd: S: 250 Queued for processing 2026-07-23T08:10:47.245983Z DEBUG connection{client_address=127.0.0.1:54177}: smtpd: C: QUIT 2026-07-23T08:10:47.246002Z DEBUG connection{client_address=127.0.0.1:54177}: smtpd: S: 221 Goodbye 2026-07-23T08:10:47.246027Z DEBUG connection{client_address=127.0.0.1:54177}: smtpd: disconnected 2026-07-23T08:10:47.246777Z DEBUG connection{client_address=127.0.0.1:54178}: smtpd: connected 2026-07-23T08:10:47.246786Z DEBUG connection{client_address=127.0.0.1:54178}: smtpd: S: 220 example.com Ready 2026-07-23T08:10:47.246850Z D…
Incredibly crudely drawn party popper.
Title: Deskmate Author: PickledKiwiberry (me) Summary: A woman's sexually-explicit, if unusual, career as an under-desk assistant takes a turn into something darker. Content Warnings: - dubcon/noncon: hypnosis/drugging without consent resulting in dubious consent - employer/employee power dynamics - surgery including lobotomy on a conscious subject described in moderate detail - abuse tactics such as social isolation - brief mention of golfing
Text message from me to my fiancée saying: I've updated the girls (distributed database personal project) to start relying fully on gossip (the real name of the protocol) to gain consensus identity instead of having a separate join RPC (remote procedure call) which is closer to what cockroach (the name of a real distributed database a company sells) does and simplifies things a lot!
21:00:02 node_b.1 | INFO: Started server process [3758] 21:00:02 node_b.1 | INFO: Waiting for application startup. 21:00:02 node_c.1 | INFO: Started server process [3756] 21:00:02 node_c.1 | INFO: Waiting for application startup. 21:00:02 node_b.1 | INFO: Application startup complete. 21:00:02 node_c.1 | INFO: Application startup complete. 21:00:02 node_a.1 | INFO: Started server process [3760] 21:00:02 node_a.1 | INFO: Waiting for application startup. 21:00:02 node_a.1 | INFO: Application startup complete. 21:00:02 node_a.1 | INFO: 127.0.0.1:51381 - "POST /join HTTP/1.1" 503 Service Unavailable 21:00:02 node_a.1 | INFO: 127.0.0.1:51380 - "POST /join HTTP/1.1" 503 Service Unavailable 21:00:02 node_c.1 | 503 - I'm not currently connected to the cluster, either. 21:00:02 node_a.1 | INFO: 127.0.0.1:51382 - "POST /join HTTP/1.1" 200 OK 21:00:02 node_b.1 | 503 - I'm not currently connected to the cluster, either. 21:00:05 node_a.1 | INFO: 127.0.0.1:51384 - "POST /join HTTP/1.1" 200 OK 21:00:05 node_a.1 | INFO: 127.0.0.1:51383 - "POST /join HTTP/1.1" 200 OK
Diagram of a message bus. Central node is message bus. Six nodes branch off of it all labeled application one through six.
Asuka 75% Kaworu 70% Rei 75% Misato 90% Ritsuko 60% Shinji 55% Gendo 30%
Friendship ended with Mudasir meme edited to say: Friendship ended with worldofsolitaire.com Now Forbidden Solitaire is my best friend Includes two people with hands clasped in friendship and two crossed out photos of the ex best friend from the original meme format
3d rendering of a red frosted donut on a shiny ceramic plate with a glazed ceramic mug next to it on a wood table
Screenshot of my post drafts. "I have no respect for the Rolls Royce family" Saved 22 days ago.
Chat screenshot. Other creature: "i am quite liberal with my stars" Me: "You're liberal???" Green face emoji. Puke emoji. Other creature: "NOOOOO"
This post was fact checked by real American patriots: TRUE Meme format includes a picture of Trump so I'm mentioning his name in the alt text because that should help with filters I think?
Picture of a borzoi dog. Side view, dog is looking to the right. It's actually a flipped version of the original image so it looks a little bit closer to the gas can in the post this is a reply to.
Eagle brand metal gas can type 1, which has a single opening instead of a separate vent. Attached to the opening is a funnel that comes with the can. The can is red with yellow brand and warning text on it. The funnel is yellow. In the correct mindset, it kinda looks like a weird dog. Specifically because the funnel is angled to the side in the photo such that it looks like a side view of a berzoi, which is a dog breed known for thing long faces.
Word Art: "Wow! You've Unlocked Bombs Go Ahead And Blow Up That Wall From earlier Kid!" Two bombs drawn poorly in JSPaint. It's the same image copy-pasted from one part of the image to the other. This was incredibly low-effort.
horribly drawn kirby saying poyo i did this in jspaint just now
Mouse with partial speech bubble to indicate that above post is being said by the mouse.
30 ounce red aluminum bottle designed to hold gasoline. Covered in text and symbols, listed from top to bottom: Do not fill above this line Ne pas remplir plus haut que cette ligne 887 mL / 30 fl oz MSR logo, which consists of the letters "MSR" with a simple mountain vector above it. Fuel Bottle Bouteille de combustible Octogon containing a fire Octogon containing a skull and crossbones Triangle pointing down containing an explosion Extreme Danger Extrême Very Flammable/Très Inflammable. Poison Harmful or Fatal if Swallowed/Nocif ou Fatal si Ingéré Contents Under Pressure/Contenu Sous Pression Read other cautions on back. / Lire les advertissements au versa. 887 mL / 30 fl oz Mountain Safety Research®
Screenshot: BeauJangles liked your post one minute ago. Then a copy of the post this is a reply to.
Discord chat log with redactions. Me, the poster's poll has closed, yesterday at 4:30 PM. Claim Sex Change Daughter. Winning answer. 100%. View Poll. Farmer that I know, Yesterday at 9:09 PM: Claim sex change daughter sweep @thealpakalypse.bsky.social, Today at 3:04 AM: I'm so proud of this community
Screenshot of part of a URL. Question mark, all one word "claimsexchange", equal sign.
Stardew valley dialog box saying: You found a Stardrop! Your mind is filled with thoughts of FLESH. Your maximum energy level has increased.
Me: "My coworker REDACTED asked if we're going to roll around in the mud and bury turkey bones and I'm mad about that zinger 90% because of how fun that sounds" Girlfriend: "...it so does tho" Girlfriend: "Can we? :pleadeline:"
Box of flavored Carmex lip balms. Package wording follows: Carmex minis Daily Care* Moisturizing Lip Balm SPF 15 Sunscreen Water Resistant (80 Minutes) 5 Mini Tubes (pictures of the tubes with "actual size" written on top) 5 Tubes Net Weight 18 oz (5g) Each 1-Strawberry, 1-Fresh Cherry, 1-Wild Berry, 1-Cool Mint, 1-Peach Mango
Dialog box: "Keeping your money secure is our top priority. We think this payment might be a scam, so we stopped it to be safe."
Juni writing: NOIOOOOO NOT THE MOUSE CAPITAL PUNISHMENT WTF nooo, alpha chad mouse, dont do em like that, your balls too big, your swag too different, your demeanor too beefy, they're gonna kill you
Kiwiberry (that's me): "You need to store it in a B+tree keyed by value score with bucketing for multiple equal entries" Kiwiberry: "Then it'll be self-sorting!" Girlfriend (that's how I have her nicknamed in the app): "I love you so much" Kiwiberry: "I love you, too!" Kiwiberry: "If we ever do robot kink I'm going to say stuff like that to you a lot to overwhelm you and make you needy and pathetic for the mechanic who knows your innards better than you do" Girlfriend: Discord emoji called Dorothy Lilim Buffer Girlfriend: "I already have the emotes lined up for that dynamic lol"
DM message of the quoted post from me to my girlfriend. She responds: "Fuck..." "That's so true tho" She responded after like 24 hours WTF. #sheHatesMe
Screenshot of the kitchen from Masters of the Elements.
DM log with my girlfriend Beau Jangles. Me: *sent quoted post* Beau: "Oh fuck yes oh my god fuck yes"
A medieval style apple pie I made based on a YouTube video by Max Miller from Tasting History. It tastes really bad. I did it wrong and the texture is so bad that I and everyone who tasted it was miserable. I had to throw the whole thing out.
my wrist in a brace
Retracing my steps... - @shameboi.bsky.social reposted something from @goodslides.bsky.social - Noticed on @goodslides.bsky.social it was created by @neilcic.com - Went "HOLY SHIT NEIL CICIEREGA THE LOCAL GUY" and then remembered he's quite a bit larger than 'local' - Evaluated why I think of him this way
Woman on a couch smoking a cigarette as a power move on a guy that is looking whiny about it. From an old propaganda campaign to convince women that smoking was a feminist move to increase the number of women smokers.
Typing in Google "how many words are there" Google AI Overview shoving the actual search results down classic style: "There is no single, definite answer for how many words" (the rest is cut off).
Gecko slumped over in his enclosure like it's drunk. We checked, it's still breathing.
Certificate Green checkmark. Verified human. This certificate is presented to GNCSP For proof of humanhood. They are made of flesh and blood. They smile, they grieve, they dance. They are NOT a Robot. Date: 9/23/2025 Certified By: Neil.Fun
Pixel art of a raspberry. Same as the one earlier in the thread but with the bottom-most drupelet moved up one pixel.
Pixel art: Raspberry 32 by 24. I went with the thin, wiry leaves instead of the bigger leaves (different species of raspberries have different leaves) because I think it distinguishes it better from strawberries.
Pixel art blueberry with whole facing viewer and two leaves behind it.
Pixel art: Strawberry with a lot more shading than I've done before. For shading, the shape of the stem, and the seed positions, I started out by doing them somewhat randomly and then making a bunch of corrections.
Pixel art animation: Arrow is shot at a heart (emoji style, not realistic) that then shatters into parts that fly off screen.
Poster stuck to traffic pole. Double feature X Battlemode present Hack the planet The 30th anniversary screening of Hackers QR code Special guests: Renoly Santiago (aka The Phantom Phreak) Laurence Mason (aka Lord Nikon) 360 degree A/V movie remix Experience by double feature: Wubson X V.Kash Chiptune preshow by Battlemode Viz by Mike Videopunk Post party DJ set by DJ Phantom Phreak 9/12/25 6:30 PM doors 7 PM pre party 8 PM screening 10 PM after party $30 Somerville theatre - 55 Davis Square Somerville, MA 02144
Pixel art: 32 by 32 black and white animation of a hurricane lantern. Only the flame is moving. The rest of the animation is static. Uses four frames with 150 ms intervals.
Pixel art: 16 by 16 lemon.
Maple leaf turning from orange to lavender and back in a counterclockwise motion.
Pixel art: Maple leaf at 45 degree angle. Looks like roadkill. (I am not good at this.)
Pixel art GIF of a bone of classic cartoon style that a dog would chew on. Color palette is the Virtual Boy one, with only four colors (black and three shades of red). Animated. Starts out bright red, decaying to dark red, then back to light. Instead of a smooth animation, specific pixels are decayed each frame, which looks a lot better than just automating it. That way it doesn't look like it's blinking, it looks like something's happening to it.
low quality pixel art of a pair of cherries 16 by 16, uses only five colors (black, crimson, light crimson, dark forest green, and brown)
Former President Barack Obama absolutely throating a glizzy. Glizzy means hot dog, for those not in the know.
Discord message from "GIRLFRIEND": I wanna get "crime is just a job that's illegal" as a tattoo btw that's an impeccable quote
From someone I sent a link to the quoted post to: Huh That’s real tho Sometimes it takes a few times depending on your method
rabidmaw liking 13 of my posts in a row at nearly the same time
Pictures of Tide Pods I stole from a Wirecutter article called "Why Do Tide Pods Stain Laundry?" I've never had them stain laundry, personally, for what it's worth.
Chance This card may be kept until needed or sold Get out of jail free Image: Monopoly Man being kicked out of jail, literally
You are ... The Pain Artisan 100.0% match Pain is an art form, a language spoken through the body. Whether crafting or receiving it, you understand its nuances and flow, wielding it precisely or surrendering gracefully, finding pleasure in its intensity. Pain is a journey to explore limits, vulnerability, and trust, a dance where every sting or ache is a note in a symphony only you and your partner hear. Likely preferences Beating Cutting Blood Play Sexy Bits Torture Scratching Biting Marking Heavy Bondage Breath Play
Wikipedia's picture of spinning top toys. There's seven of them and they're all basically eyeing you down because they want to run a train on you. Acela-style
Homophobic meme dog saying "i know what you are"
Zoom in on the cheap beer from the before photo