Gnomon Chronicles

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Extreme Juxtaposition: Parody, Essays, Art.

Good evening from Ely, Minnesota Wednesday, 22 July 2026 8:08 pm 64°F /18°C Precipitation: 0% Humidity: 64% Wind: 5 mph / 8 kph Skies partly cloudy Self portrait
#GnomonTV "Miami Refugees"
#GnomonRadio #AlderaanSymphonyOrchestra "Peter and the Force" (Op. 67) Sergei Prokofiev and John Williams Illustrations by George Lucas https://youtube.com/watch?v=oZ5WMZUbKy4 https://youtube.com/watch?v=bk-JmFqMqwQ
#GnomonTV "Dune: House Mandalor" Sting, Pedro Pascal Director: David Lynch See also: * The Mandalorian * Grogu
#GnomonPress "Charcuterie World" Galactus, Devourer of Worlds Interstellar cookbook
#TheOppositeSeason Ely, Minnesota. Sunday, 22 January 2023 12:46 pm 21°F (-6°C), Wind W at 3 mph (5 km/h), 86% Humidity Skies mostly clear, lots of bright sunshine (first time in days!) Self Portrait
#FiveYearsAgo Ely, Minnesota 22 July 2021 7:00 pm Self portrait with raspberries
#GnomonTV "Dead Notice" Ryan Reynolds, Gal Gadot, Dwayne Johnson, Karan Soni Psychological horror film
#GnomonTV "Where's Jar Jar?" (1970) American black comedy film about the troubled relationship between a lawyer (Jar Jar Binks) and his senile mother (Ruth Gordon), who keeps interfering with his love life https://youtube.com/watch?v=z4qUk0EcMt4 https://youtube.com/watch?v=_FLhO7ZnKHs
Good morning from Ely, Minnesota Wednesday, 22 July 2026 9:19 am 64°F / 18°C Precipitation: 3% Humidity: 55% Wind: 7 mph / 11 kph Skies mostly cloudy Angus
#GnomonRadio "Lust for Doors" Iggy Pop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQvUBf5l7Vw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKd6yarfkxA See also: * Lust for Life (Iggy Pop) * Light My Fire (The Doors)
#GnomonTV "Planet of the Slurps" (1968) Cast: Charlton Heston Director: Snapple Beverage Corp. You drank it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell! https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZWphqA1Slrw
#GnomonTV "Happy Moonraker" Richard Kiel, Adam Sandler, Roger Moore "I will get you, Bond!"
#GnomonTV "The Good, The Bad and the Indy" Directors: Steven Spielberg and Sergio Leone
Follow me on Patreon for free, get 2 images per month Your occasional reminder that you can follow me on Patreon for free, which gets you an image every other week — the first image in each odd-numbered series is available to all followers, including free accounts. https://www.patreon.com/karljones/posts/drawing-111-1-164214453
#GnomonRadio Loose ends it's been good to know ya Loose ends it's been good to know ya Loose ends it's been good to know ya This dusty old crime is a-gettin' tied off And I've got to be shouting a scoff —With apologies to Woody Guthrie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqiblXFlZuk
#GnomonRadio Loose ends it's been good to know ya Loose ends it's been good to know ya Loose ends it's been good to know ya This dusty old crime is a-gettin' tied off And I've got to be shouting a scoff —With apologies to Woody Guthrie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqiblXFlZuk
#GnomonRadio Loose ends it's been good to know ya Loose ends it's been good to know ya Loose ends it's been good to know ya This dusty old crime is a-gettin' tied off And I've got to be shouting a scoff —With apologies to Woody Guthrie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqiblXFlZuk
#GnomonPress "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Scanner Darkly" (1977) Philip K. Dick and Andrew Lloyd Webber https://youtube.com/watch?v=oLl_KKuVTE8 https://youtube.com/watch?v=z5Lg4trPUJc See also: * A Scanner Darkly * Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat
Oh, the coast is deserted There's nobody down by the shore And the whirlpool ride Isn't turning around any more The sirens and their songs Are just old fears But I've still got some wax in my ears —Odysseus and the Drifters, "(I've Got) Wax in my Ears" https://youtube.com/watch?v=13CJdDRS0pw&list=RD13CJdDRS0pw #GnomonRadio
Deroutinize the Charisma Now!
JP Morgan boss warns of ‘consequences’ if Burnham taxes banks Higher taxes on sector could threaten plan for £3bn headquarters in London, says Jamie Dimon https://www.theguardian.com/business/2026/jul/21/jp-morgan-andy-burnham-tax-banks-jamie-dimon
What a red giant, huh? Captain, it's a G-type main-sequence star. #GnomonLounge
#GnomonTV "The Day After Barbie" Margot Robbie, Dennis Quaid, Ryan Gosling, Jake Gyllenhaal Directors: Greta Gerwig and Roland Emmerich Fantasy disaster film. https://youtube.com/watch?v=vPErDQ9ILUg https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ku_IseK3xTc See also: * The Day After Tomorrow (2004) * Climate change * Barbie (2023) * Dolls
#GnomonIndustries Defibrillator Sparring Kit Consumer aftermarket kit converts a medical-grade defibrillator into a sparring weapon, with message displays on the paddles to inspire users and strike fear into opponents. https://youtube.com/watch?v=UFvL7wTFzl0
#GnomonRadio "Blues for Fragile" Grateful Yes www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk3H... www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH2M...
#GnomonTV "The Good, the Bad and the Mandalorian" Director: Sergio Leone
Cyclospora mandaloriansis #GnomonDinersClub
#GnomonTV "From Cape Town With Love" (1963) International financial planning spy thriller film starring celebrity economist James Bond. https://youtube.com/watch?v=-_KhLKTuxoc https://youtube.com/watch?v=jaA7_aOD2ig
#GnomonDinersClub Olive Matrix. When you're here, you're virtual. You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and eat whatever you want to. You take the red pill, you stay in Olive Matrix, and I show you how deep the unlimited bread sticks go. https://youtube.com/watch?v=-SmUVySf85s https://youtube.com/watch?v=zuUtAPUZP0Q See also: * The Matrix * Olive Garden
Good afternoon from Ely, Minnesota Tuesday, 21 July 2026 1:46 pm Good afternoon 62°F / 17°C Precipitation: 14% Humidity: 60% Wind: 13 mph / 20 kph Skies cloudy
#OneYearAgo Ely, Minnesota Monday, 21 July 2025 11:36 am 71°F / 22°C Precipitation: 0% Humidity: 47% Wind: 8 mph / 13 kph Skies cloudy Self portrait with apples
#TheOppositeSeason Ely, Minnesota Tuesday, 21 January 2025 8:02 am -29°F (-34°C), Wind SW at 8 mph (13 km/h), 63% Humidity Skies mostly clear Sunrise
#GnomonTV "Once Upon a Time in Barbieland" Margot Robbie, Claudia Cardinale, Ryan Gosling, Henry Fonda Directors: Greta Gerwig, Sergio Leone Fantasy spaghetti Western film.
"Wilderness Road" is an anagram of "Solid Wanderers"
#GnomonTV "Willy Wonka and the She-Hulk Factory" American musical superhero legal drama television series about an eccentric billionaire (Gene Wilder) who plays sadistic games with mutant children. https://youtube.com/watch?v=u7JsKhI2An0 https://youtube.com/watch?v=2cBja3AbahY
"The Mahdi Saga" Robert Pattinson #GnomonTV See also: * Dune * Melange, spice * The Twilight Saga * Vampires
#GnomonRadio "I Spam the Walrus" (1967) Song by the British rock band and meat-packing company the Meatles. https://youtube.com/watch?v=CS_uPR_84qc https://youtube.com/watch?v=t1Jm5epJr10
#TheOppositeSeason Ely, Minnesota Saturday, 20 January 2024 9:01 am 0°F (-18°C), Wind SW at 2 mph (3 km/h), 62% Humidity Skies clear Ely water tower
#ThreeYearsAgo Ely, Minnesota 20 July 2023 7:35 pm Raspberries