Goatnapper

@goatnapper.bsky.social

141 Followers 711 Following

A goblin that specializes in goat theft.

an immediate family tree starting with Elon Musk at the top, followed by a row of 4 partners, Justine Wilson, Grimes, Shivon Zius, and Ashley St Clair followed by a row of 13 kids. Of the 13 kids, ones with amusing atypical names include: X AE A-XII, Exa Dark Sideræl, Strider, Azure, Unnamed, Secret Love Child, and Techno Mechanicus.
A screenshot of the white house policy regarding gender is depicted below which states that “‘Male’ means a person belonging, at conception, to the sex that produces the small reproductive cell.” The words “at conception” are highlighted. above said screenshot is another screenshot of a tweet from Matthew Chapman @fawfultfan that explains that since all embryos begin by producing female sex organs, and male sex organs only begin to form at around 6 weeks of gestation, at conception all embryos and therefore under the white house policy, all people, are to be considered female.
a box of sleeved magic the gathering cards is packed beyond capacity and is nearly bursting