Goat Train (🎂8/28!)

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trying to be a real person 36yo - he/his Married to best girl @emithegoat.bsky.social 🔞 Minors and bigots get blocked; no A.I., crypto, zoo, cub, etc ✝ Jesus loves you! Art Tag: #goattrain_art

Adele Voopsdottir laughing loudly as her summoned magic arrows pour out from behind her
Stephanie the goat, as a living statue. She has been cracked and repaired numerous times, streaks of gold highlighting her past failures. She is clothed mostly in a blue tattered robe. One of her horns is broken, and one of her legs has been replaced completely with gold. She is floating on four disembodied wings, and her arms are outstretched in a comforting gesture.
Stephanie is dressed in a heavy sweater and the shortest skirt imaginable. She isn't very comfortable, claiming, "My arms are hot and my legs are cold"
Stephanie the goat is several stories tall and sitting atop a building, waving and smiling sweetly down at the viewer. She is dressed in an outfit sporting the asexual flag colors, though it's kinda hard to tell that :v
an anthro dragoness poses sexily atop her Battletech Marauder, the phrase "STELLA DEVORATOR" carved into the side.
An anthro Zeroara moves asteroids out of the way of a spaceship, which we are viewing from the cockpit. She is flying through space and turns around to the cockpit, giving them a salute.
ST-3PH, Stephanie's aeromorph form, sitting huge in an airfield. She's holding a refueling hose to her moth and growing larger from all the fuel she's drinking. On the ground in front of her are two human employees. A cut-in shows them talking about the situation. One says: "Does she have to....ENJOY it so much?" To which the other replies: "Do YOU wanna be the one to tell her to stop?"
Stephanie and her gf Eleanor are lying in bed together, Stephanie taking up more space because she's huge. First panel has Stephanie asking Eleanor, "You good, hon?" Eleanor, fidgeting and fussing in frustration, replies, "Just getting comfortable. You've been getting bigger all night." Second panel - Stephanie has grown a few more feet, trapping Eleanor even more in her embrace. She tells Eleanor, "Well yeah -- I'm a bit of a growmantic~" Eleanor, DONE with this and barely visible in the crook of Stephanie's growing arm, yells "UGH"
Stephanie the goat, dangling by her horns from a highway overpass marked 16'10". She is unamused by the situation, and below the overpass, a man in a truck is yelling at her to move.