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Mike F y Follow @mikefossey Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do 5:13 PM - Jun 19, 2014 • 34 L] 3,958 9,520
The meme where the kid in class has giant forehead veins because he’s struggling not to yell
The scene from Always Sunny where Mac reveals the Dennis sex doll. Mac is excitedly gesturing to the Dennis doll
A delightful floral pattern that could really zazz up someone’s posts
A chart showing that were nearly at the peak of corn sweat season - typically that peaks in early August, according to the chart. The chart is labeled by month on one axis and “water released per acre” in increments of 1000 on the other axis
Ah well, only the footy innit. At least one day we'll definitely all die. Lovely, lovely, warm, sweet death 4:05 PM • 7/14/24 • 373K Views 7 L\ 364 7K 140
My dad is hitting a 3 wood about 200 yds from the pin. Blue skies and the Omaha skyline in the background
Screen shot from Sam’s discourse generator that reads: “The Summer was orchestrated by fascism”
The domino meme where the guy is knocking down a tiny inch sized domino and ends with a huge 3 foot one. The tiny domino is labeled “the nba is founded in 1949” and the large one is labeled “the black eyed peas win a Grammy”
DiamondeyesFox y ‹ @Diamon...• 12/8/22 if i was a hometown sports announcer i would be saying stuff about the opponents like "these are evil people, these are not good human beings"
Wesley Snipes crying while holding a gun meme
Mitch®@mitchpeotter.bsky.social • 6m When did Ferran get handsome? I swear he did not used to look like that lol 1 2 ••• Tara for him. @4jinxremoving.bsky.social • 6m Ferran is very good looking. He's got that going • •
The meme where Future is texting his exes
A bearded man wearing a construction helmet is silhouetted by a big ass firework exploding in the background
I’m doing the meme where I have a speech bubble looking as if it’s saying the quoted post below, and this time it’s making it look as if Arsenal striker Kai Havertz is saying it
A map of Nebraska. All counties except for Lancaster and the ones bordering the Missouri River are shaded blue for “Western Nebraska” Douglas, Lancaster and Saroy counties are green for eastern Nebraska. Bottom right is labeled “Larry the cable guy and cults” and the top right counties are labeled “northeastern Nebraska (grandparentsville)”
Troy Johnson @_troyjohnson. 5/19/24 You: "I'm only 35, I have my whole life ahead of me. " X Sports Broadcaster: "Here comes the oldest player in the league. He's 32. A miracle." • 10 LT 444 • 1.9K ill 369K
The part in the Simpsons where they are hyping up soccer and they have a fake Hank Williams Jr grilling a soccer ball and yelling “OPEN WIDE FOR SOME FOOTBALL”
The “sir a second” meme where a man whispers into GWB’s ear
The “sir a second” meme where the guy whispers in to GW Bush’s ear
Mayor Ewing wearing sunglasses in front of a pride flag
Screen shot of a Reddit post: u/Budget_Passenger_915 20h Any else farting and blaming it on the kids I'm pregnant and fart all day long. Some of them get kinda gnarly, especially since I've been prioritizing fiber. I blame it on the kids. Sometimes I feel bad, but usually don't anyone else?
The haha yes sickos meme, except I put Katherine’s face on the sicko guy
A statue of Apollo with glowy eyes. The statue is holding a bright red dodgeball
The meme template where Don from Mad Men is making a funny face and making hand gestures in front of a pitch board
A double rainbow arcs in front of some dark gray clouds, both landing on top of a travelodge
Kent Pavelka’s spotting board and call sheet from the final regular season Nebrasketball game from last season
Yours truly looking very small perched on top of the natural bridge
Album cover for Minus the Bear album VOIDS
The natural bridge at Yellowstone - a rock formation carved over time to create a bridge-like shape. It is surrounded by tentpole pines and shrubs
Charlie Day has a bag of spaghetti and is looking at the spa host with a look of questioning superiority
A ziploc bag full of spaghetti is held up with some mountains way in the background. Decent pre-hiking lunch tbh
A custom cribbage board surrounded by a few cheap beers on the deck of a cabin with a fantastic view of some mountains and a sunset
A spacious cabin living room with leather couches. Past the deck is a really beautiful view of a mountain valley, some mountains and painted hills. It’s forested and secluded.
The sketch Friend Group from I think you should leave. Three photos. The top photo is a man saying “I think the main problem of my friend group is I have to pay to be in it” Then I. The second photo a woman says with an incredulous look on her face, “you have to pay to be in your friend group?” In the third the first man looks serious and says “Yea, it's like a service. I was in the second tier. but then I was annoying at a party so now I'm paying the most possible.”
The Apollo gift of prophesy meme
Screen shot of a tweet that reads: wint @dril issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them" 10:02 • 15 Feb 17 • Twitter for Android
“FUCK MISOGYNY” and “ELON = NAZI” written on a wooden door in sharpie
Tim Robinson in I think you should leave shouting and pointing “which shouldn’t be allowed”
A sign written by a child that reads “SOCCER IS A PLACE TO SHOW OFF YOUR FOOT??”
Screen shot of the Bowling Green football roster page for Gideon ESPN Lamprom, a 6’0 Linebacker
A screen shot of an email touting a rally for Pete Ricketts and Ted Cruz happening at the Zipline Beer Lounge
I am at Werner Field at an Omaha stormchasers game. It’s quite sunny!
A Simpsons comic where Homer is asking Lisa “so you ‘re not goi g to listen to Everywhere? Little lies? Songbird? you Make Loving fun??” Lisa replies “Sky those come from the same singer” Homer replies “yeah right Jane, some magical singer”
The front of the Millard branch library, with its brick facade and large windows. There are dramatic looking clouds behind it and cheerful flowering bushes up front
A handmade neon orange sign with childlike handwriting that states “SOCCER: is a place to show off your FOOT”
A thunderhead forms over some forest trees. The video slows down as a lightning bolt strikes in the cloud
Cracking open a cold one on top of the Mahoney state park observation tower as the sun sets and a couple thunderstorms start to build over the horizon. An expanse of trees is before us and the sunset is sorta reflected on the Missouri River
Screenshot of a google search for I.M. Hipp, former running back for Nebraska football and the Oakland Raiders
The derogatory version of the Nebraska mentioned meme, featuring a Creighton hat, trump barn, tactical 88, Dino’s storage and Pete Ricketts’ bald dome
Screenshot of a tweet by internethippo that reads: Just got back from the centrist rally. Amazing turnout. Thousands of people holding hands and chanting "Better things aren't possible"
A screenshot from the episode of the Simpsons s where they have the Springfield film festival. Everyone is in the theater and a title card reading “Hans mole man productions presents” is on the screen
Marge from the Simpsons is watching television, looking utterly frazzled and tired. She is seated, but in midair, not on the sofa, too anxious to realize she’s not actually sitting. The rest of the family looks on in concern.
Screen shot from the Simpsons. Homer’s hand is holding up a can that reads “nuts and gum: together at last!”
Screenshot of a Nextdoor post showing a billboard of someone asking their girlfriend to marry them. The post reads: Omaha, NE • 1d • Edited • * A sad day is upon us. Heather and I are going our separate ways. Loosing my best friend is not easy. Looks like we don't need each other for the next chapters of our lives. Combover will stay intact and honor all of it's warranties. We realize our responsibilities out weigh any negative emotion. Same company same quality.
The Guardian Dog shoots woman with shotgun at Nebraska convenience store
Screenshot of a tweet: Manchester United @ManUtd David Moyes says #mufc must improve in a number of areas, including passing, creating chances and defending. 14:10 • 09/12/2013 • Twitter Web Client
The yoda meme where he eats 37 olives in front of the fridge at 1:37 am, except it’s been altered to say “me watching 937 Arsenal instagram reels at 1:37 am, me going back for more content”
A double Don burger from Don and Millie’s, photo and graphic taken from their website