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Behind a bench in the bushes, buried in a pile of leaves, and rustlin’ around. 👹🐍☠️

It’s a bee with a big shiny black body and yellow fur and it’s drinking out of cilantro flowers!!!
it’s a very symmetrical and tapered bee that’s eating off cilantro flowers
FISTO, MY FRIEND. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? HERE, LET ME HELP YOU TO YOUR FEET! I FISTED HARD, HE-MAN, BUT I COULD NOT FIST THEM ALL!
A ribald man with ballsy chin examines his assport
a reconstruction from fossil tail
Illustration of a leather-jacketed ghoul astride a pile of bones dual wielding knives with green spectral flames spewing from it's rib cage
A Chrysopidaen representative alights on a tomato plant.
A wooden truncheon of elegant and refined design
A ginormous specimen of Rosalia funebris, illuminated by early evening sun its shadow preceding it, skitters across brick
microhoppers of some early instar chillin on a warm solar panel
a delightful little amber scarab who was crossing the street and who I have deposited in a safe grass place they will be safe to continue doing beetle business using all their beetle tubes & nozzles
Interior view of a fig fort, that is a space under a fig canopy, it smells like figs in there and there’s lichens and mosses and shit on a branch you can see.
a June bug(?), abducted briefly for study, held in an old fashioned glass, some sort of wondrous buzzing golden scarab creature
An incomprehensibly fancy black and white striped spider with metallic blue mouth tools.
A thick golden beetle with a reddish head and butt tufts charts a course on mottled concrete
datura innoxia in bloom at night, its large white bloom resplendent in batlike texture
A terrifying and jeering maroon handhold on a climbing wall, probably Liz, AGAIN!!!!
a spider on the epiphytic root of a brassavola hybrid: the spider has metallic blue mouth-parts and showy white stripes on its legs and epistoma
Bean baggy hangs before a window of greenery. Big phat cranberry beans, they were fed and watered well, these aren’t entry level beans, these are serious beans.
Two boxes of different types of ginger candies one is a white one labeled “sina ginger candy” and has a realistic depiction of a sprouting ginger root and the other is a green one labeled “The Ginger People: gin-gins” and features a chubby and relaxed ginger root personified and chewing on sticky ginger candy.
“it's okay to give up and squeeze sausage luice in your eye” “you owe them nothing” Captions an image of a older human man applying a sausage as a type of eye drop
a picture looking down dirty fire stairs past a bare fluorescent tube towards an early 90s vinyl chair with a bag of popcorn in it
a big thicc black and yellow Batman hoverfly examines collard greens and a drip line over a dark bed of soil
It’s the sky and plum blossoms, zoom in: there’s a little wood guy check-in the wood on the power pole. Wants bugs, or maybe sex?
Screenshot of a quote tweet: klonopinochet @argumentwinner (9h) thats how dale earnhardt died Andrew Yang @AndrewYang (Sep 23) This car goes not left or right, but forward. The original tweet features a photo of a Yang 2020 car.
Comic book cover “Concrete: think like a mountain by Paul Chadwick; Chapter One: Green Fire” a large biped composed of stoney aggregate (the eponymous Concrete) lays in repose on the ground. Concrete has scooped soil and rocks onto himself.
Poster: Fish worship, is it wrong?
A still image of two adults pretending to be siblings in a morning kitchen tableau, from a television ad created for the purposes of selling highly processed Folgers coffee beverage, many have called their chemistry a little “too good.”
Crow in the drunk tank
Guinea fowl with great hair
Several crude stickers detourning well known intellectual property by making their logos about poop/farts
A green kiwi, still fully possessed of its hair, sliced latitudinally into 11 thin discs held together by the slightest bit of berry skin for convenience (so it may be gripped in one hand while the maw removes each disc). The slicing in this manner optimizes the balance of tart skin and sweet flesh.
Biggest cat ever
A finely block printed zine titled Witch Pit
A large and mysterious bird of great power and importance takes a break from foraging curbside leaf litter to reorganize and optimize its wing folds.
Still from Dr. Caligari (1989) with the eponymous Doctor at a weird newwave lemonade stand for brain shrinking, a blond woman in the foreground, and a man in a yellow shirt seated on a stool looking perplexed
A fine art portrait of Scutigera Coleoptera on a black background
Ashley, 20 • collects Starburst wrappers • idolizes Bob Barker • pooped in a box and mailed it to her ex-boyfriend
A screen cap of an encounter on the TL. This post by guy1 is first and reads “sean hannity needs to be” and just below is a post by the shrimpening “wolfman fingers.” Sean Hannity needs to be wolfman fingers. The Oracle has spoken, his fate is sealed, and soon he will be
The smiling face of an alligator gar at approximately 3/4 view, its gar-mouth playfully agape as it looks towards the camera as if to say “we could be friends, or I could leave you with an awesome scar (and then we could be friends).”
A big guy (an earman, with tail) speaks to a littleguy. Both have shocked loris faces, because that’s what it means to be a loris.
Bret Michaels, an American rocksman noted for his sweaty bandanas (he wears a blue one in this picture) and his long hair flowing out of the bandana basket wrapping his head to aid his scalps structural integrity (Brets head cracked open in 1985 and he has to hide the fissure because his brain has arms it uses to eat).
The large spotted cat with unusually long legs that would like to parley
Mr DeMartino from the late 90s documentary “Daria”; one eye is poppin out crazy style and riven with blood vessels from tension and his mouth is open with his jaw set like he’s shoutin
Poster for “Psycho Goreman” subtitle “Little girl, big psycho.”
Illustration of a bittern
wrestling men of the 90s
Summary Description: Misstress Desiree's Cameltoe Source: Own work Author: Tom1971 Licensing: This work has been released into the public domain by its author, Tom1971 at English Wikipedia. This applies worldwide. In some countries this may not be legally possible; if so: Tom1971 grants anyone the right to use this work for any purpose, without any conditions, unless such conditions are required by law.
A lungfish in a muddy puddle
A PHOTOGRAPH OF A FUCKIN GRASSHOPPER WTH IS GOING ON ITS TOO EARLY
a majestic centipede during her dawn commute, having a deep crimson head, antenna, and forcipules, with a golden and glistening segments, she wiggles across an asphalt roadway bidding good will to many and poison to some
Illustration of a man with a big chinbutt consulting his assport