Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw

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He's just this guy, you know? | I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this

A sculpture of a cave entrance with a blobby, shrouded person standing, facing into the cave. A piece of mirror is set back in the cave entrance, so the person is looking at their own reflection.
A sculpture of a landscape with plains stretching out to mountains in the distance. Pieces of mirror stand in for a river, and a blobby shepherd on stilts walks through a small flock of sheep.
A sculpture of a strange, very green cave, with a mirror standing in for a pool of water, and a small, abstract human sitting on the shore with a fishing rod propped up beside them.
A photo of a mixed media art piece of two MLP heads that have been painted as pumpkins, with real squash stems where unicorn horns would be, under a needlefelted full moon and starry sky.
Photo of a black T-shirt with white text that reads "too many stars" and a bunch of bleach painted stars.
A photo of a sculpture of a charcuterie board with mixed meats, cheese, breads, crackers, fruits, pickles, nuts, and spreads.
A photo of a mountain dulcimer sitting on a green floral couch, as if lounging.
A Songxuexiao Love Week promo image with love scribbled out and destruction written in. Two horses, an isopod, a butterfly, a very large garlic, the Wikipedia logo, and the Taskmaster trophy of Greg Davies' head have been badly pasted over it.
A woodcut print style image of Punch from the Wicker Man, a silly looking man in a grinning mask, capering.
A photo of a black cat laying on a sunny windowsill, rubbing her face on it, so happy.
A photo of a sculpted chicken foot, attached to an unfinished, tinfoil rough of a rooster.
A screenshot that reads: VII. People love Louisiana for a lot of reasons, but never because it works well. They will never love it for its efficiency. They will never love it for its justice or equality or temperate weather. The sun will bake, and the water will steam and flow and evaporate, sometimes in a matter of minutes. There are prisons and more prisons and poverty and more than one town described to me as “where the factory blew up that one time.” There is case after case of money or fame or success or the state’s unofficial official sport serving as protection against a simmering and horrifying violence. Joe McKnight was a five-star running back from the suburbs of New Orleans who played at USC and in the NFL, and he was gunned down by a white motorist with a gun in a road rage accident. Will Smith was not from Louisiana, but he made the city his home after winning a Super Bowl playing defensive end for the Saints. He and his wife were shot in New Orleans in another traffic dispute. She survived. He did not. A hurricane can disable the state overnight. LSU has played every game for the entirety of its history at the mercy of the Gulf of Mexico, the straggling power grid, otherwise mercenary politics, and whatever else the swamp might conjure up to obstruct the flow of daily life.
A photo of a very round needlefelted frog that is also a tomato, with the sepals on its head like a little hat.
Two very round needlefelted frog magnets stuck to a lamp. One is pink and yellow with blue eyes, the other green and yellow with orange eyes.
A screenshot from a vehicle video showing two horses. One is sticking it's tongue out and touching the other with the underside of it's tongue. Text reads, "my horse trying to make friends".
A graphic with a lime green background with some purple blobs and the title, "Wikipedia: Deleted articles with freaky titles," with deleted in black and the rest in purple. Under are screenshots of the following Wikipedia titles: Baguette City [142] "he bite me in my vagina!" [27] Breakfast cereal for people with syphilis [224] Gay seahorses [549] Clitoris (censored) [294] Dying with your pants off [421] Erotically shaped plants [453] Being saddled with a bad husband [175] List of people who are alive or are dead [942] Whack your ex [1,694] Category:Fictional characters with an unfortunate tendency to spontaneously transform into monstrous creatures [1,859] 4 men In A Closet [56] Twonicorn [1,528] Get Him Eat Him [556] What You Can Do With Nutella [1,713] Extreme accounting [473] How to gain balls and be able to not freeze when the only open spot on the bus is next to a really really cute asian guy [692] It hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts [779] Category:Works about knees [1,913] Moby cock [1,050] A smaller, mostly unreadable green and purple graphic is squished into the bottom right corner. It's titled "Songxuexiao Destruction Week 2026 Prompt List."
A Makowka Picrew image of a black man with reddish blond hair and golden eyes.
A sculpture of a silent princess flower from BotW.
A sculpted sign that reads clean in blue and whiteon one side and dirty in green and brown on the other.
A sculpture of a ladybug on a leaf set in a small jar lid.
A photo of a miniature actors charcuterie board built in a jar lid, including multiple kinds of meats and cheeses, berries, olives, pickles, and bread and crackers.
Discord screenshot where the first person, name cropped, says, "I'm done with the TV room, in case you want to use it." and the second person, named Alex, says, "i have been seduced by the siren song of sitting at my desk and gently stabbing a horse".
A pair of earrings shaped like braided king cakes.
A needlefelted horse in the style of the Lascaux Cave paintings laying next to a custom stand.
A needlefelted figure in process. It's somewhere between a horse, deer, and goat, with cloven hooves.
A photo of two sculpted waterhorses, one smaller and gray and one larger, angrier, and black. Both have plants growing in their manes and tails.
A photo of a needlefelted, very round horse.
A relief sculpture of a grassy landscape, with a small, stilt wearing shepherd herding three sheep toward a river. There are mountains in the distance. The river is currently covered in green masking tape.
A screenshot of the Pillars of Eternity options screen that reads, "Adjusts the size of the text in text-heavy parts of the game, such as conversation and the journal," in small text.
A screenshot of the Pillars of Eternity difficulty menu showing the options, "Area of Effect Highlighting, Maim Companions Before Death, Unrestricted Stash, No Knockout Injuries, Show Qualifiers, Show In-Game Tutorial, Combat Tooltips, Detailed Quest Updates, Auto Level Companions, Show Personality/Reputation, Show Relative Defenses, Show Unqualified Interactions."
A small needlefelted eohippus standing on a bookcase.
A drawing of a buglike dragon with bat wings and a tail many times longer than the rest of its body.
Photo of three assemblages of layered cardboard and mirror that's been covered in painters tape. They are vaguely recognizable as landscapes.
A graphite drawing of the giant rubber ducky menacingly looming over a tallship.
A photo of three plastic toy beetles that have had strange growths and mushrooms sculpted on them.
A photo of a curled up garland of needlefelted acorns in a variety of colors.
A wall sculpture of a dying whale with trailing entrails rising out of it.
A close up photo of a needlefelted horse in the style of a Lascaux cave painting.
A photo of six pieces of thin gold-ish colored metal, embossed with a basic recreation of the painting, Starry Night, a branch of leaves, two tulips, a human heart, a gingko leaf, and a human lung.
A photo of the same two sculpted horses, in their diorama in a cube.
A photo of a cardboard diaroma of a boggy plain with mountains and trees in the distance.
A cardboard assemblage of a mountain skyline with clouds.
Photo of both of the earlier horses in a blue cubby.
The same horse, now painted gray with a green mane and tail.
The same horse, now with a sculpted tail and fancy braided mane.
The same horse, now completely covered in epoxy.
A photo of the second toy horse, now half covered in white epoxy clay. It is thin with smooth fur interspersed with large scars.
A photo of the earlier, mostly finished horse with a new toy horse. This one is smaller and posed looking up with one front leg raised. The mane's removed and the tail is replaced with posed tinfoil.
A photo of the same horse, now painted. His fur is black, and his mane and tail are green, with brighter green vines and small white flowers growing through them. His eyes are bright blue, and there's blood in his open mouth.
The same horse, now with epoxy hair, which is intertwined with leaves and vines.
A photo of the same horse, body now fully covered and bulked up with white epoxy, mane and tail still tinfoil.
The same horse, now with epoxy going party down the side and covering one leg.
The same horse, now with white epoxy clay covering the head and part of the neck, with sculpted fur.
A photo of the same toy horse, now with stringy tinfoil mane and tail.
A photo of the same toy horse, now with a new lower jaw and open mouth made out of hot glue.
A photo of the same toy horse as earlier posts, except now glued into a lower, snaking pose, with tinfoil filling out the neck and wire sticking out of the head and butt for ears, tail, and a new lower jaw.
A photo of a cheap looking plastic toy horse.
A photo of a kitchen sink full of soapy water and plastic toy horses.
A photo of four jack-o'-lanterns covered in snow, clearly gnawed on by animals.