Goblins and Gardens

@goblinsandgardens.bsky.social

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Artist and creator behind the Goblins and Gardens Tarot Deck. ORDER Dungeon Wilds: A cooperative card game about destroying dungeons. 👇 https://goblinsandgardens.com/shop/p/dungeon-wilds-deck-of-playing-cards-pre-order

A picture of my son wearing sun glasses next to our black cat on our bed.
Eric “Plays with Squirrels” Matthews from Boy Meets World showing up the reunion episode with a beard and a manifesto
The pope pondering his orb
The Imposter Kings card game
Me holding my cat
A screenshot of a review that someone left for my game on Board Game Geek. It is an unkind review.
Someone posting on bluesky an AI image of a sign in a park that says “it’s not worth giving up an inch of this for a data center” and it just makes me sad man like this is so clearly not a real image of a real sign and a real place and it’s so obvious like it’s probably the case that this account is just a bot and then I think about who is likely behind this account and. It’s probably some liberal think tank and I just wanna log off and never get back on
I’m holding three copies of Wyrd Science Vol. 1 Issue 8. Of course Caves of Qud is on in the background.
An animated GIF of all the dungeon wilds icons and texts that says “Become a Monster. Kill Heroes. Grow a Garden. Destroy Dungeons.”
A picture of the Dungeon Wilds deck of playing cards and accompanying guidebook.
A screenshot of the album Moisturizer by Wet Leg with the song “u and me at home” playing.
A picture of me holding one blonde motel mushroom. I’m smiling and the sun is shining.
The Sealed Throne (upgraded) from Slay the Spire 2
Dune font that says “DUNE TWO CHICKS AT THE SAME TIME” with a picture of Lawrence from Office Space
A picture of a small black cat sitting in the sun on a wooden floor with a yellow wall behind her
The necrobinder from Slay the Spire 2
Cute hand knit bags that my mom made. They’re black and red and white and the dungeon wilds deck is sitting in the middle of about 10 bags on a wooden table
Amelie and alien earth
Dark Galadriel talking about bubble butts probably
A Nintendo switch ad with a quote from caves of Qud overlayed. The family is celebrating. The quote says “The neoteric body is differently charged. Tying inside you is another of the secret knots that bind the world.”
The Zac Effron shrug meme except I left it blank because yknow [redacted]
A picture of an american flag. It’s upside down. Above the flag is the text “REST IN PISS”. Below the flag is “1776 - 2026 WE HAD A BAD RUN”
AI slop ad for a simple fix for wrinkles. Below the image is another image of the man from my big fat Greek wedding holding a bottle of windex.
All cops are bastards. No dungeons no bastards. A goblin with a stalk of celery hits a human guard in the head.
The lyrics and artwork for Ize of the World by The Strokes
The Bene Gesserit witch Gaius Helen Mohiam from Dune
A picture of me and my partner. She is pregnant. We are freaking excited to become parents this year.
A massive framed poster that says (in all caps) “SOME PEOPLE ARE BOYS LONGER THAN OTHERS.”
A screenshot of someone commenting on the IGN website talking about how the new D&D video game is a disappointment and how if you wanted to emulate the true D&D experience you would need a wild amount of code. During the rant they basically describe the game Caves of Qud
Blue from Blues Clues looking blissed out on his big red comfy chair
A dragon drawn by hand
A still image from true detective where Rust Cohle is saying “If you get the opportunity, you should kill yourself.”
The “I’ve had enough of this dude.” meme from always sunny in Philadelphia but it’s a picture of Rizo from Survivor season 49
A Sony Walkman CD player
Me carrying a bunch of books. Not pictured: more books.
Picture of Pope Leo getting down on the mic with the bottom text “WOULD”
The Dungeon Wilds playing card deck.
A hat with the text “no dungeons no masters”
A picture of the album “No Passion All Technique” by Protomartyr
A man with his bear and text that says “how it feels to be high at home alone with your dog”
Remember the tooth!
A black, red, and white illustration of several different icons in a grid. The words “Dungeon Wilds” appear in the center. Some of the icons include: a snail, cat, telescope, mountain, skeleton door, potion, flower, sun, moon, hero and more!
A skeletal hand plays a vinyl record floating in a bloody cosmos
Three sticker designs. One is a troll in a mountain with some clouds over head, one is a sad goblin playing a guitar with a rain cloud and a rainbow overhead, and one is a crab covered in stars rolling some dice. All stickers are black, white, and red
A goblins and gardens tarot deck and the tarot goons rpg zine
A black baseball cap with the words “no dungeons no masters” on it in the D&D font