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normal people have drafts. i have this

"I am Mephiles. Mephiles the Dark. What? Did you forget me?" —Mephiles to Shadow, Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)
Moments later: (AHHH) BURSTING OUT ICE CREAMS OF A UNLIMITED WANDER, BEHOLD MY EYES UNTO A LARGE WHITE CUP OF BOUNTIFUL BLENDED LAYERS AMPLIFIED FREQUENCIES....(EYES WIDE, MOUTH GAPING OPEN, DROOLING AT THE SIZE OF THE CUP, LEVITATING LOWER THAN MASTER NORMALITY.. LICKING CHOPS... SHIVERING AT THE LIPS.. HEART RACING PULASTIONS.. GAMMA MENTAL POWERS EMITTING ENERGIES.. SEEMINGLY MY CUP ONWARDS MOTIONING IN SLOOOOOWWWWWWWW... MOTION..... REACHING OUT SHAKING HANDS... AS MY HOODED CAPE FLEW AMONGST THE BREEZE...EYES WATERY GLARE... MY PLANET TO SMALL FOR CARE.. THIS PLANET A GOOD PLACE TO LAY SAFE HERE..) GRIPPING THE CUP, BOWING TO MASTER ANTONIO.. AS HEART IN CENTER OF CHEST CAVITY BEAT LOUDLY.. MONITORING ALL CITIZENS SCANNING THEIR EYES ROUND MY BLAST OF FLAVOR, BECAUSE I AM SELFISH! (GROWLING IN SPACE LANGUAGE)
Valentines theme.. the scenery of heart warming MINDFUL APPRECIATION... ~*****The See's Candies!*****~ The hot spot for lovers, Umm.. the soft delicate taste of goodness.. hmm.. mmm.. Nonetheless a magnificent place to gather whatever is a necessity, including for a cyborg such as oneself.. I took strides strutting my swiveling hips into the See's Candies merchant store, scanning my hardware around the scene seeking to find whatever cacao choco.. lates were available for my appeasing list! Gliding my eyes o'er the different fine piece by piece selection arrayed inside the glass case, with a polite smile the service worker there, anticipating my request he stated professionally.."What can I do for you today..?" Lifting my brow, realizing the handsome gent standing there with a white shirt and apron on, had no certain clue of my cyborg energies.. I restrained my composure of.. utter excitement.. Keeping my eyes onto his moving manly physique side stepping behind the case of goodies along with my stride. Taking a sample of the delicious, TANTALIZING, mouth watering chocolate, while locked eyes with the stranger behind the glass container.. with a light twist of my separate lean curvy portions.. I mumbled with chocolate drizzling down my ripe full lips.."Shall we begin, with the white choco-late coated Scottish flavors.. including your designed rarities elegantly displayed neatly.. Thenceforth, I'll take a lil box wrapped in fine decor, ties and such.. making this a fine experience.. for us both.." Nodding his head quickly, scanning his eyes swiftly o'er the picked designated pieces.. He replied confidently determined! As he dashed around quickly in perfect precision.. I monitored his minds output of fast moving information! More than not.. a cyborg somehow himself, inwards.. Ahem, With a sly grin I commenced forwards with my treats, gathering whatever was on my objective initiatives until the next mission ahead of my path.. (text is too long lol)
"Freedom of Speech" by Norman Rockwell but the guy is standing up to say "anybody else horny for the warioware alien or is it just me"