Godless Engineer

@godlessengineering.com

I'm a godless, independently-thinking Southerner living in North Alabama just trying to survive. he/him Husband to @kaitlynchloe.bsky.social 🔗 https://hopp.bio/ge

ten-commandments-exceptions-satire.jpg: A three-panel vertical meme using stills from the 1956 film The Ten Commandments. Top panel: Moses (Charlton Heston) holds two stone tablets with Hebrew text against a dramatic dark sky. White text reads '"Thou shalt not kill."' with an attribution '- God, Exodus 20:13' in the upper right. Middle panel: White text on a dark background reads 'Except when I tell you to." - God, two chapters later'. Bottom panel: Moses (Charlton Heston) wields a sword overhead while pointing forward, commanding an army in a desert battle scene. Bold white and yellow text reads 'INTRODUCING: THE TEN SUGGESTIONS'.

IMG_8450.jpg: Text reads 'MOST REPUBLICANS DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS' in bold white block letters at the bottom of the image. The image shows a rear anatomical view of a translucent human torso with a color-coded spine visible: cervical vertebrae in green/yellow at the top, thoracic vertebrae in blue through the middle, and lumbar vertebrae in pink/magenta at the bottom. The rib cage and shoulder blades are also visible. The joke implies Republicans lack a backbone.

fact-check-185.png: Fact-check card with dark background and red banner at top containing white text reading 'Claim: "Go get your own oil! [implying other nations can simply resolve the Strait crisis independently]"' with five white stars above it. Below in bold white italic text: 'This needs context.' Lower section on dark gray background contains white text explaining that the US initiated Operation Epic Fury which triggered Iran's closure of the Strait, that the IEA estimates 8+ million barrels per day of crude production curtailed, Kuwait Petroleum's CEO called it an attack holding the world's economy hostage, oil executives at CERAWeek warned recovery will take 3-4 months minimum, and the crisis is a direct consequence of US military action not allied inaction. Red border frames the entire card.

AtheistDay-26.jpg: Text reads 'NORMALIZE ATHEISM!' in large bold green block letters at the top, and 'HAPPY ATHEIST DAY' in the same style at the bottom, with 'MARCH 23, 2026' beneath it. The center features a green brushstroke circle resembling a Zen enso symbol. The background is a warm gold-to-yellow radial gradient. The overall design is bold, clean, and celebratory with a green and gold color scheme.

fact-check-136.png: Dark background with red border. Five white stars at top. Red box contains claim text in bold white: 'We had four years under Joe Biden of open borders. We had 12 million people flood across the border.' Below, gray box with red italic header 'This is exaggerated.' followed by white body text explaining the '12 million' figure conflates border encounters with people who actually entered and remained. CBP recorded approximately 10.3-11 million total encounters nationwide during the Biden administration, but encounters are not equivalent to entries. Over 4 million encountered migrants were returned, and 20-25% of encounters involved repeat crossers counted multiple times. The net increase in unauthorized immigrant population was substantially lower. The Center for Immigration Studies estimated the unauthorized population rose by approximately 2.4 million in Biden's first 27 months. The characterization of 'open borders' is described as hyperbolic. Text is truncated with ellipsis.

fact-check-130.png: Dark background with red border. Five white stars at top. Red box contains claim text in bold white: '[Implicit] The elevated terror threat is caused by Biden's border policy and the DHS shutdown, not by the ongoing U.S.-Israeli military campaign against Iran.' Below, gray box with red italic header 'This is misleading.' followed by white body text explaining that Cruz identifies two causes of the heightened terror threat (Biden's border policy and the DHS shutdown) but never mentions Operation Epic Fury, the U.S.-Israeli bombing campaign against Iran that began February 28, 2026, which Cruz himself advocated. The text details how U.S. intelligence officials have explicitly linked the elevated threat to this conflict, including FBI alerts about potential Iranian drone attacks on California, intercepted encrypted communications, attacks on U.S. diplomatic facilities, and warnings about retaliation for killing Khamenei. Text is truncated with ellipsis.

$fact-check-129.png: Top of image shows five white stars on a dark background with a red border. Below, a red banner reads in bold white text: 'Claim: "Iran\'s nuclear weapons would destroy the Middle East and, indeed, the World."' Below the banner, on a dark gray background, bold red italic text reads: 'This is exaggerated.' The body text in white explains that no mainstream nuclear policy expert describes a potential Iranian nuclear weapon as capable of destroying the world. It cites Iran's ballistic missile arsenal (~1,500 missiles), the Khorramshahr family's range of 2,000-3,000 km and payloads up to 1,800 kg, Iran's self-imposed range limit of ~2,000 km, no intercontinental ballistic missiles, DIA assessment that ICBM capability might take until 2035, Iran cannot strike the U.S. homeland, a hypothetical arsenal of 1-5 weapons would represent 0.01-0.04% of the global nuclear stockpile (~12,241 warheads per SIPRI), and expert-identified threats including a regional proliferation cascade with Saudi Crown Prince MBS explicitly stating... The text is cut off at the bottom.$

Meme with white bold text at the top reading 'CORTELLESSA: SHOULD AMERICANS BE CONCERNED ABOUT A POTENTIAL STRIKE ON THE HOMELAND?' Below is a close-up photo of Donald Trump with a stern, scowling expression, wearing a red and gold outfit. He is lit dramatically against a dark background with bokeh lights. A small 'GE' watermark appears on the left side of the image. Yellow bold text overlays the lower portion of the image reading '"WHEN YOU GO TO WAR, SOME PEOPLE WILL DIE."' followed by a second line in yellow reading 'IF YOU DIE, YOU DIE.'

Four-panel meme. Top left text reads: 'The media is trying to make President Trump look bad by reporting the deaths of American soldiers!' Top right shows a photo of Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth at a podium wearing a navy suit and red-striped tie, with a stern, scowling expression. A partial Pentagon seal is visible behind him. Bottom left text reads: 'You're the one making him look bad, you drunken, white supremacist, zealot, war mongering psychopath!' Bottom right shows the anime character Bulma from Dragon Ball Z, wearing a yellow jacket with green hair under a red cap, her face contorted in furious screaming with an open mouth and furrowed brows. The white background and bold black text create a clean, high-contrast layout.

Photo of Attorney General Pam Bondi seated at a congressional hearing table, mid-sentence with both hands raised in a gesturing motion. She is wearing a dark blazer over a dark top, with blonde hair pulled back. A white nameplate in front of her reads 'Hon. Pamela Bondi.' A microphone is positioned in front of her. The background is dark wood paneling typical of a congressional hearing room, with another person partially visible to the right. Overlaid text in the upper left reads in a cascading countdown: 'The Dow is at 50,000. . .' followed by '. . . .well, 49,000. . .' then '. . . .48,000. . .' and finally '. . . .welp' in white text with black outline.

Three-panel NPC meme on a peach/orange background. Top panel: A gray NPC (featureless humanoid figure) wearing a red 'MAGA' hat has an angry expression and a speech bubble reading 'TRUMP IS THE PRESIDENT OF PEACE!!' in bold black text. Middle panel: Close-up of the NPC's head from the side, showing a slot in the back of the skull containing a black chip labeled 'WAR = BAD' in red text. A red devil-like hand is inserting a replacement chip labeled 'WAR = GOOD' in green text. The word 'click' appears between the chips. Bottom panel: The same NPC, now wearing the MAGA hat with a calm, content smile, speech bubble reading 'LET'S BOMB IRAN WW3 SOUNDS FUN!' in bold black text.

A side-by-side comparison meme on a black background. Left side header reads 'MAGA Christian nationalism' above a photo of Donald Trump wearing a red 'Make America Great Again' hat with a red tie. Right side header reads 'Iranian Islamic Principlism' above a photo of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei wearing a black turban and glasses with a white beard. Below each photo is an identical bulleted list in white text reading: anti science, anti women's rights, anti LGBTQ, anti democracy, anti free speech, control education, ban books, one religion, pro gun, totally incompetent, no sense of humor. Both lists are word-for-word identical, creating a visual mirror effect.

Text overlay in bold white font reads: 'The people who believe that abstinence is the only birth control also believe that a virgin got pregnant.' The background is a classical Renaissance-style nativity painting depicting Mary in blue and green robes holding the glowing infant Jesus, surrounded by several women in colorful robes (red, gold, green, beige) who are gathered around gazing at the child. The scene is warmly lit with golden and brown tones typical of Baroque religious artwork. Rays of divine light emanate from above, illuminating Mary and the baby.

Image divided into two halves. Top half: A photograph of Donald Trump standing at the White House press briefing podium, wearing a dark suit and looking directly at the camera with a serious expression. An American flag is partially visible behind him to the left, and the White House can be seen through a window in the background. Large white bold text overlaid on the image reads: '"EVERY TIME THEY HAVE A RIOT OR SOMEBODY FORMS A GROUP, LITTLE OR BIG, THEY START SHOOTING PEOPLE. YOU KNOW, THEY KILL PEOPLE... I'VE WATCHED THIS FOR YEARS, THERE'S TREMENDOUS DISCONTENT."' Below the quote in smaller gold/tan text: 'DONALD TRUMP (JAN 2, 2026)'. Bottom half: A large banner reading '~2 MONTHS LATER' in bold white text separates the two sections. Below it, a photograph shows a massive explosion with enormous columns of dark gray and white smoke rising from what appears to be a densely built urban area. Buildings and rooftops are visible in the foreground, with several people watching from a rooftop or elevated position. Bold red text with black outline at the bottom reads: 'KILLS 85 IRANIAN KIDS IN AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.' A faint 'GE' (Godless Engineer) watermark is visible on the image.

Image 4 of 6. Five white stars across the top on a dark background with a red border frame the card. A red rounded rectangle at the top contains the text in black bold font: Claim: 'The cost of chicken, butter, fruit, hotels, automobiles, rent, is lower today than when I took office, by a lot.' Below on a dark background in white bold italic text: This is misleading. Then in white bold text: While some individual items have seen price declines, overall food prices have risen over the past year. Housing, groceries, electricity, and natural gas have all gotten more expensive. The 'by a lot' characterization is not supported by aggregate data.

Image 1 of 6. Five white stars across the top on a dark background with a red border frame the card. A red rounded rectangle at the top contains the text in black bold font: Claim: 'The Biden administration and its allies in Congress gave us the worst inflation in the history of our country. Inherited inflation at record levels.' Below on a dark background in white bold italic text: This is false. Then in white bold text: The year-over-year inflation rate when Trump took office (Jan. 2025) was 3.0%. It peaked at 9.1% in June 2022, a 40-year high but far from the all-time record of 23.7% set in 1920. By the time Biden left office, inflation had already fallen dramatically from its peak.

Image text reads, at the top in large bold white capital letters: 'EVERY PROTESTANT DENOMINATION OF CHRISTIANITY BENEFITED FROM THE TRANSATLANTIC SLAVE TRADE.' Centered in the middle of the image in bold white capital letters: 'EVERY LAST ONE.' At the bottom in bold white capital letters on a black bar: 'BLACK ATHEIST RANTS.' In the lower left corner is the 'GE' Godless Engineer watermark in dark gray. The image features a Black man in a dark suit jacket over a white collared shirt, wearing a thin gold chain. He has a short beard and mustache and is looking directly into the camera with a composed, serious, slightly defiant expression. The background is dark, almost black, with dramatic dark smoke or fog curling around him, giving the image a cinematic, high-contrast feel.

Top text in bold black font on a light background reads: 'Can anyone think of one, single good thing to say about the Republican party right now?' Below is a still from the TV show Seinfeld showing George Costanza (a bald, bespectacled man in a blue jacket over a red plaid shirt) sitting in a diner booth, gesturing emphatically with one hand while speaking to another person whose back is partially visible in the foreground. His expression is exasperated and animated. Bottom text in bold yellow font reads: 'I'VE GOT NOTHING JERRY, NOTHING.' A small memecrunch.com watermark appears in the bottom right corner.

A meme with bold white italic text on a black background at the top reading: 'WHEN A RANDOM PERSON ON THE INTERNET TELLS YOU NEED TO GET RIGHT WITH JESUS OR ELSE...' Below is a retro 1950s-style illustration on a warm gray/mauve background showing a clean-cut man in a blue suit with a red/pink tie and slicked-back gray hair. He has a confident, slightly smug smirk. His right hand is raised palm-out in a 'stop' or dismissive gesture. White text above him reads: 'HEY, TRAIN WRECK, THIS ISN'T YOUR STATION.' A small GE (Godless Engineer) watermark is partially visible in the lower left corner of the illustration.

A four-row meme with each row split into left and right panels. Each left panel shows a photo of Donald Trump holding up a signed executive order document. Each right panel shows a gray NPC (non-player character) meme face, a simple oval head with dot eyes and a straight line mouth, wearing a red 'Make America Great Again' hat. Row 1: Left text reads 'I'M ADDING TARIFFS,' right text reads 'THIS WILL CREATE JOBS.' Row 2: Left text reads 'I'M REMOVING TARIFFS,' right text reads 'ART OF THE DEAL.' Row 3: Left text reads 'I'M ADDING TARIFFS,' right text reads 'THIS WILL CREATE JOBS.' Row 4: Left text reads 'I'M REMOVING TARIFFS,' right text reads 'ART OF THE DEAL.' A small @projectliberal watermark appears between rows 2 and 3. The repetitive, identical structure is the joke, illustrating how supporters praise contradictory policies with equal enthusiasm.

A meme with black text on a white/gray background at the top reading: 'The gold medal for protection of pedophiles goes to....' Below is a grainy screenshot image showing FBI Director Kash Patel in a white Team USA hockey jersey celebrating with his arms raised above his head in the U.S. men's hockey team locker room at the 2026 Milan Cortina Winter Olympics. A gold medal hangs around his neck on a blue ribbon. He appears to be cheering or shouting in celebration. Behind him, several men in suits are visible, smiling. The image has the look of footage captured from a phone camera in the locker room.

Two-panel meme. Top panel: Photo of the back of a car (license plate covered by a clown emoji). Two bumper stickers are visible side by side: one reads 'I [heart] the Constitution' and the other reads 'TRUMP VANCE' with five stars above the text. Bottom panel: The classic 'Two Buttons' cartoon meme showing a hand hovering anxiously over two large red buttons on a control panel. The left button is labeled 'I [heart emoji] CONSTITUTION' and the right button is labeled 'I SUPPORT TRUMP,' illustrating the impossible choice of holding both positions simultaneously. A faint 'GE' watermark is visible in the lower left corner.

A three-panel meme using the 'character vs. their weakness' format with cartoon characters recoiling in fear. Top panel: A cartoon vampire labeled 'Vampire' recoils from a bright orange sun labeled 'Sunlight.' Middle panel: A cartoon Superman labeled 'Superman' recoils from glowing green crystals labeled 'Kryptonite.' Bottom panel: A cartoon figure wearing a red 'Make America Great Again' hat labeled 'Right-wingers' recoils from large black text reading 'Accountability for the Epstein Files.' The background is white throughout, with black label bars beneath each character and weakness. The humor escalates from fictional weaknesses to a real-world political critique.

A meme styled to resemble an elegant church devotional poster or vintage Bible page. The background is a dark, aged parchment texture in brown and black tones. At the top center is a glowing golden cross with radiating light, flanked by ornate gold scrollwork flourishes. Below, in large decorative serif and display fonts in cream, white, and gold, the text reads: 'Their Women WITH CHILD shall be RIPPED UP.' The words 'Women' and 'RIPPED UP' are the largest and most prominent. Below the text is another set of gold ornamental flourishes with a single red blood drop hanging from the center. At the bottom in elegant gold italic script it reads: 'Hosea 13:16'. The overall design mimics something you would see framed in a church hallway or sold at a Christian bookstore, creating a stark ironic contrast with the violent biblical content.

Photograph of the Republican Party of Eau Claire County (RPECC) headquarters in Altoona, Wisconsin. The building's exterior features a white sign above reading 'RPECC' with Republican elephant logos and 'REPUBLICAN PARTY OF EAU C...' (partially cut off). Below the sign, the large glass storefront windows have been spray-painted in bold red letters reading 'PEDOPHILE PROTECTORS' across the full width of the entrance. Visible inside the windows are campaign signs for 'VAN ORDEN U.S. CONGRESS,' 'VARNAM,' and 'TRUMP VANCE.' A blue text box overlay in the upper left reads 'public service announcement!' in white lowercase text. The building is a gray commercial storefront photographed in daylight with bare winter trees reflected in the glass.

$Top half: Dark photo of a man in a suit (torso and hands visible, face partially cropped) with white serif text overlaid reading: '"Protecting the God-given life of an unborn baby is not political -- it's biblical."' Below that, a horizontal divider line, then 'Secretary of War' in gray and 'Pete Hegseth' in bold white. Bottom half: White background with bold black sans-serif text listing five Bible-based counterpoints. 1) '"THEIR WOMEN WITH CHILD SHALL BE RIPPED UP." HOSEA 13:16' 2) 'GOD LITERALLY SAID "HERE\'S THE RECIPE, HAVE YOUR PRIEST WHIP UP AN ABORTION SMOOTHIE AT THE TEMPLE." NUMBERS 5:11-31' 3) 'GOD BASICALLY SAID THE FETUS IS WORTH A VENMO PAYMENT BUT MOM\'S GOT FULL HUMAN PRICING. EXODUS 21:22-25' 4) 'MENAHEM WENT FULL WAR-CRIME ON PREGNANT WOMEN AND GOD JUST... DIDN\'T SAY ANYTHING. NO LIGHTNING BOLT, NO PLAGUE, NO ANGRY PROPHET. 2 KINGS 15:16' 5) 'FIRST BREATH = LIVING SOUL. NOT FIRST HEARTBEAT, NOT FIRST TRIMESTER. BREATH. THE BIBLE LITERALLY SPEEDRAN THE "LIFE BEGINS AT BIRTH" ARGUMENT BEFORE EVANGELICALS WERE EVEN A THING. GENESIS 2:7' A cutout image of Will Smith in a black suit doing a theatrical presenting gesture appears on the left side. The Godless Engineer 'GE' logo is visible in the upper left and a 'DC' logo in the upper right of the bottom section.$