Dave Evans

@gombeensysadmin.bsky.social

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Munster Rugby, alt music, sci-fi, cooking, php, public transport, aviation, DayZ, dad jokes. I think I know a little about a lot.

Richard Ayowade as Moss in The IT Crowd accidentally caught up as a bartender at a theatre bar
A sign on the inside of a window that reads “Please DO NOT open windows as pigeons are coming in and messing up landing”
A cropped and rotated section of the original image, which resembles a slightly dejected sad face.
A beautifully lit, practically perfect point of Guinness
A promotional still from Apple TV’s Monarch: Legacy of Monsters show, depicting Godzilla screaming towards the camera against a grey sky
A small calico cat is trying to lick a small slice of processed chicken up off the ground, but is merely chasing it in circles. She eventually gets it up between her teeth, only to drop it immediately. She then recommences her Sisyphean task without pause.
A section trimmed from the linked article: … travelled with the diaspora. The Irish may pale in comparison to the rest of those delicious diaspora offerings - we are yet to contribute anything as food as curry, baklava, sushi, pizza or ackee and codfish to the world - but we do hold the dubious honour of being the only nationality to champion as their national dish a half-man half-crisp in a suit.
That scene from Reservoir Dogs where Mr Blonde has just cut the cops ear off and is speaking in to it as a joke
Tiny graffiti on a school wall, poorly written in biro by two artists. First line: Don’t Cry - Guns n Roses Second line: GNR mentioned!!
Rear view of a young bald man looking down an empty stretch of road - stock photo (getty images)
A headshot style photo of grandpa from The Munsters
A screenshot of Google maps centred on the English village of Wilsford Cum Lake
Picture of a man walking through an airport wearing a cowboy hat while a mustachios man wearing several fitted together on his head grins at him. The caption says Eyeing his next victim.
Screenshot of Google maps centred around the English village of Wilsford Cum Lake, I shit you not.
A very sleepy calico cat stretched on a colourful quilt thrown on a regrettably messy couch. A stuffed Stitch toy watches silently in the background.
A picture of an older Mikey Graham from the Boyzone documentary
Picture of a small schoolgirl crying while colouring with crayons in a school setting.
"I use to be a fan until your political opinions come out," wrote Twitter user Scott Castaneda, whose account no longer exists, according to the Detroit Metro Times and AV Club. "Music is my sanctuary and the last thing I want to hear is political bs when i’m listening to music. As far as i’m concerned you and Pink are completely done. Keep running your mouth and ruining your fan base." Morello responded by sharing Castaneda's tweet, pre-deletion, and commented. "Scott!! What music of mine were you a fan of that DIDN’T contain “political BS”?" he wrote. "I need to know so I can delete it from the catalog."
A photo of a 6-pack of Marks and Spencer Super Soft White Baps on a black countertop.
An older white haired man smiling despite deep pain evident in his eyes, holding a coffee at a laptop
Aggie Mackenzie and Kim Woodburn from the ITV show How Clean Is Your House in cleaning gear
A picture of a sleeping tortoiseshell cat with her chin resting on an ample belly
Po-faced Bluesky reply: I am 82 anof (sic) you had just said Buckfast I wouldn,t (sic) know what you were after. Could have been some sort of deer meat as a male deer is called a buck.
A screenshot from the national lottery app confirming that yet again, the ticket scanned was not a winner.
A close up of a tortie cat fast asleep with her head on my leg. You can’t tell in the photo but she’s making little squeaky snoring sounds.
A copy of a section of discussion from Bluesky. 1. Oh 100%. As an Italian American, he definitely got the good genes. I don’t think Luigi has a single flaw lol. 2. McDonald’s hash browns. 1. Fair point (ROFL emoji)
The annoying bird meme, where the initial question is who is the best player they’ve seen, and South African fans shout over with the names of their favourites
An image of a man in a tv studio facing the camera rather earnestly. The main is former Irish Taoiseach Charles Haughey, giving a famous address to the Irish nation during the recession on the 1980s. He intones, “we are living beyond our means” and we must “tighten our belts” while the man himself was regularly travelling to Paris at taxpayers’ expense to buy his shirts.
A picture of classic British comedian Eric Morecambe gripping renowned conductor Andre Previn by the lapels during a classic comedy sketch, while Eric’s partner Ernie Wise looks on mildly.
A cluster of the Pokémon Diglett poking out of the ground
Boromir saying “one does not simply left lane into left lane”
Idles performing at The Olympia in Dublin 2024-11-19