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I thought letterboxd had an episode of The Mentalist on there for some reason but I think it's just the guy. Anyway the guy from The Mentalist is staring at you for looking over his shoulder at his long list, he's set against some femme fatale with a dark bob.
A guy is stuck inside computer monitor, pressing his face and hands against the glass. On the desk in front of the monitor a variety of small people in office wear are playing around.
A live action approximation (heavy lifting) of the dragon ball cast, Master Roshi looks like Hulk Hogan and King Horn looks especially reptilian and purple.
Eriq La Salle of ER fame's face is splitting apart like the Drake sprite ad, he's also a demon
Futuristic spec ops guy set against an art deco city scape. In front of him is a clip art picture of a jaguar
A kangaroo with big eyelashes wearing boxing gloves and headgear poses next to a cunty as ever Robert Mitchum. Below them is the boxing ring and an artistic approximation of Elliott Gould standing next to the victorious kangaroo, their opponent slumped to the left.
the greyest DTV movie poster with the Brothers Mandylor and Constance Payne poorly photoshopped into the sludge so that they all look like they have jaundice
Director Koji Shiraishi kinda hitting a Doug Walker Nostalgia Critic as he passes you a flaming VHS
Wires are emerging from bright blue Lance Henriksen with spooky glowing red eyes. Henriksen: The Iron Man
fog rises from an open casket, a mysterious woman lit by candlelight and a crude png of a skeleton are superimposed on the image
Set against a deep red sky a fanged demon looms over a mansion, in the foreground a woman in a blue dress wields a knife
A set of 3 gravestones, the middle of which has a deep, sinister hole prepared. The top half of the poster is filled with a dripping blood splatter where the film's title sits.
A zombie, skin rotten down to the bone, looms over a crowd of ravers
Crazy skeleton amongst the trees filming you with a video camera
Green tinted Doug Bradley as Pinhead stares into the camera while overlaid with green binary text like the matrix.
A headshot of a bald android who looks very similar to Hellraiser's Pinhead with binary text overlaid like the matrix. The movie's name is stylised with seven segment display font
2 guys look concerned as multiple meteors strike a city, the top of the poster reads 'Everyday Gay Heroes' in big text
Randy Quaid pulling a button up shirt open like he's Superman to reveal two green men, one in a beanie, the other in baseball cap and sunglasses, against the expanse of space. Behind him is a ufo and the top of the poster sports the tagline 'One billion green comedians have just landed on Earth. Now the joke is on us".
A wide, mostly monochromatic toad is resting on top of the title of the film (Decoder) in big red text. Behind him is a big yellow cassette tape. They are both against a deep blue background with red accents.
Purple tinged poster with a knight holding DnD dice and a handbook, in the fog in the back is a spooky silhouette of a knight on horseback
Giant mechanical King Kong stanced up, hand reaching out kinda looks like he's grabbing the rim after dunking a basketball. Behind it a tiny King Kong is bending a metal fence to squeeze through.
Small cat on a skateboard flying through the air with a bunch of other cats poking their heads over a wall at the top, at the bottom are some smiling women.
german dvd cover with a distorted high saturated image of a guy in sunglasses looking up with his hand, palm facing him, reached out to the camera. A banner at the top of the dvd declares this is for the 'Blood-Edition' of the movie and german text that says 'Definitiv das coolste Underground Garage Rock un Punk-Road-Movie seit EASY RIDER'
a dramatic still of the cab of a moving truck with an awesome 3D skeleton poorly inserted into the driver side.
A 40s-esque gangster frame in an arched window set against a NYC backdrop gazes to the sky. A gold metallic crucifix is in the lower half with the text "From The Godfather to Godthefather"
cute labrador with a bouquet in it's mouth, the dog is mirrored vertically. In between the mirrored dogs is a big revolver
Frilled lizard running against a vibrant sunset scene, behind the lizard a bunch wild animals are going hog wild
A grey haired man dressed like an old timey private detective pointing a pistol to the sky sits astride a brown horse, in the foreground an almost topless woman in rugged leather hide clothing wields a sword. They are both set against a backdrop you might see on a pulp fantasy novel.
a scratchy inked drawing poster depicting a train hurtling down the tracks, a huge skeleton head and a pair of skeleton arms is emerging from the front of the engine. A panicked conductor holding a lantern is position on the tracks, about to be hit.
On the left is a front facing close up of a wooden puppet, its brow furrowed and mouth open in rage. The right side of its face is obscured by shadow, within which is the silhouette of a woman running in fear.
A sinister figure holding a blood splattered basketball. They are wearing a mask that appears to be a jack-o'-lantern carved out of a basketball.
In the foreground a reptilian creature chokes a woman from behind. In the background is a close up of the creature with a big yellow arrow pointing at it like a youtube video thumbnail
A low resolution VHS cover depicting a grey alien in a santa hat looming over the earth