Laine (all pronouns) 💦🥩

@goolaini.bsky.social

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I like my starbucks dumb, my steaks sloppy, and my comedy absurd. I cheer at movie explosions. AuDHD - queer - 41 Pay pig to Lilith and Bea (senior kittens)

Spaghetti Princess A sonnet (May 27, 2026) I could hardly believe my luck that day, to be out with a goddess so heady. She picked, of all spots, spageddy eddy's, where I celebrated my 10th birthday. My sultry queen arrived to our soiree in a sundress and tote bag so pretty, then stunned again, stating "plain spaghetti", the most basic selection of entree. Mid meal the joyous date took a sharp turn, confusing me, the staff and diners too. My divine creature disappeared, unheard, unseen, in the minute I was in the loo. And then I spotted the thing most absurd: My queen left with her spaghetti plate too.
a black cat chomping on cat grass
scene from Its Always Sunny where Dennis is telling Mac about smoking crack: "dude, you are going to *love* it"
screenshot of Charlie from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia when he is dressed up as Day Man for the musical he wrote
a screenshot of black text on a white background: "you think renting a theatre and inviting all your friends to a performance where you sob on stage in a clown costume is therapy."
me, a white person with fair skin and brown eyes, wearing a shoulder length brown wig
YOUR DAY AT A GLANCE No relationship is truly equal, but that doesn't mean you should accept less than you need. That relationship doesn't need more patience or understanding from you. It needs honesty. Stop pretending crumbs satisfy your hunger. What you tolerate becomes your life. Name what's missing before it's too late.
Bumper sticker on a car that reads: "how am I driving? I'm not. This vehicle is being driven by 700 rats"
The thumb side of my left hand with the outline of two hearts between the base of my thumb and my wrist
Short video clip showing me flick on and off (fake) rocker-style light switch that is made from cardboard and painted white landlord-special style
A sign made from pink construction paper and black sharpie. The writing reads: "Featured artist Michael Rancic At the B&B gallery debut collection Grand opening! April 26"
A shot from the original Road House movie, where Sam Elliott's character shows off a scar on his hip. The gif is a close up on his hip, and shows him pulling his pants down a little to show off the scar
A Google maps summary showing a 38 hr drive.
Screenshot of a text exchange. Me: "I wanna get hand tattoos so bad, so then I won't be as smitten when dudes have them" Me: "Thinking about knuckle tats that say DRPE PPER Or (heart) MTN DEW (heart)" Him: "That's so fucking mental I love it hahah" Me: "The rationale or the tattoo?" Hi.: "both haha"
Screenshot of a conversation on Facebook Dating Him: wow you know who you remind me of Me: no, who? Him: no one. I've never seen someone as gorgeous as you Laine Me: CHEESY! But I guess it works, huh? Him: lol yup May I ask you something? Me: you may, but I may not answer. What's up? Him: ever been with a younger guy? Me; I hang around with younger people all the time. Actually, most of my friends are younger than me and some of them are guys
An update of the acrylic painting in the previous post. It is the hot dog scene from the drive-in theatre intermission video, where the bun is holding itself open and waiting for the dog to jump in it. This version has colours! A blue stage background, purple platform. The bun and dog are fully painted and outlined to highlight them.
An acrylic painting in progress. It is the drive-in intermission hot dog performance, where a bun with arms and legs is directing a weiner with arms to do tricks. The pose is from near the end, where the bun holds itself open and the weiner is about to jump in. Instead of the usual text advertising the concession, the banners read "Go Full Hot Dog"
My right arm, showing off my latest tattoo. My hand it holding a computer mouse and my sleeve is slightly rolled up to show my tattoo. The tattoo is an illustration of a partly eaten Chicago style hot dog. It is a reference to Chino Moreno's half-eaten hot dog he gave a fan, and also the hot dog up the sleeve sketch on I Think You Should Leave
Me, from the chest up, dressed as Elvira
Conner O'Malley in the Honk If You're Horny sketch of I Think You Should Leave. He is furiously honking his horn as he drives behind Tim, whose car has a "honk if you're horny" bumper sticker
The Visit, 5 stars. Scream 4, 5 stars. Prince of Darkness, 4 stars. Groundhog Day, 3.5 stars.
Scene from Matilda, showing Matilda getting off a school bus
Screenshot of my Favourites on letterboxd Hard Target, Scream 4, Past Lives, Night is Short Walk On Girl
Various packing materials strewn across the floor, with a glue gun, glue stick, and scissors in the frame. In the middle is a long tube made from foam materials that kind of looks like 2 baby carrots attached to each other
Gouda and flavoured crackers in a bowl
Amy Winehouse
A sparkly black 3" octagon with clear and white beads glued on to make a spider web pattern
A spider made from a large clear bead (body), a green iridescent bead (head), and some clear, black, and pearl beads (legs)
him: "my luck is so bad it could be raining vaginas, and I'd look up and still managed to hit in the throat with a dick" Me: "that just sounds like you need a change of perspective. Embrace what the world is throwing at you" Me: "Suck the dick" Me: "(metaphorically or literally)"
Conner O'Malley in a sketch from I Think You Should Leave. It is the Honk If Youre Horny sketch. Hes driving a car and frantically honking the horn, following a car that has a bumper sticker that reads "honk if youre horny"
Unstoppable, 3.5 stars. The Kiss, 4 stars. Whisper of the Heart, 5 stars. Domino, 4 stars.
Eddington, unrated. Valley Girl, 3.5 stars. Babygirl, 3.5 stars. Deathgasm, 3.5 stars.
Jodorowsky's 2 of Cups tarot card. It is mirror image through the centre, so left and right are virtually the same. The 2 Cups are on either side of something that looks like a vase holding 2 dragons and a flower in the middle. The base of the vase is being held by two angels, the one on the left looks a little more rugged or masculine than the angel on the right.
Titty time! A selfie showing a small tuxedo cat (Lilith) sitting on my chest and my hand holding her up.
Email from Firehouse Subs Canada with subject reading" "two subs. One summer obsession."
Me, still with a buzz cut, but the right side is dyed a greenish teal and the left side a bright pink. You can also see some of my cleavage from my 20 lbs titties.
Me, a white person, with a bleach blond buzz cut, dark eyebrows, brown eyes, and a nostril piercing
2 panel screenshot from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Dennis has his Land Rover hatchback ope , hes holding duct tape, zip ties, a video camera and a flashlight. You can see hes talking to Frank and Mac. Hes saying "it's tools! Tools... duct tape, zip ties and gloves... I have to have my tools!!!"
Palm Springs, 4 stars. D.E.B.S., 4 stars. Midsommar, 3.5 stars. Strange Days, 3.5 stars.
A photo from a 50 Shades of Grey parody cookbook, on cooking chicken. The photo shows a man firmly pressing a raw chicken onto a cutting board.
Trinity Taylor meme edited to say "where are the benefits??" instead of "where are the jokes?"
Conner omalley in the Honk If Youre Horny sketch from I Think You Should Leave. He is driving a car, looking distressed, and furiously honking the horn.
A chart. Header: Laine Planets Row by row: Sun, Scorpio, 4th House Moon, Leo, 12th House Mercury, Sagittarius, 5th House Venus, Capricorn, 5th House Mars, Capricorn, 6th House Jupiter, Capricorn, 5th House Saturn, Scorpio, 4th House Uranus, Sagittarius, 5th House Neptune, Sagittarius, 5th House Pluto, Scorpio, 4th House True Node, Taurus, 10th House Ascendant, Leo
Im wearing pink sunglasses, a black tank top, black overall shorts, an oversized black long sleeve shirt with white stripes, big hole fishnets, pink sneakers, and a button that says "be gay, do crime" with a racoon and rainbow on it.
Courtney Paruso: Vanessa 5000, 5 stars. Love Lies Bleeding, 3.5 stars. Santa Sangre, unrated. Friendship, 4.5 stars.
A photo of my POV. I am sitting in a waiting room chair sideways, with my right leg folded up on the seat and my shin against the arm. my laptop resting on the same arm rest.
A screenshot from Arrested Development, where Ann is begging a dumbfounded George Michael: "you must teach me the ways of the secular flesh."
A little tuxedo cat with yellow eyes. She is sitting on the other side of a window, facing outside and looking up at me.
Texts reading: lmao amazing make all 3 of us kiss
A text exchange between me and bestie. Bestie: "make them kiss! (Your two new boyfriends)" Me: "omg, that's the dream."
3 card tarot spead, laid out side by side: Page of Pentacles (the Page figure is holding a Pentacles and facing to the right); the High Priestess (she is facing forward and sitting on a throne with a column on either side of her); Page of Cups (the Page figure is holding a cup with a fish in it and facing to the left)
A stock photo of a middle-aged white dude, hands on either side of his face, crunching it up in disbelief.
Two panel stills from Broad City. Trey is in a locker room, saying "Bazinga". The 2nd panel is trey and abbi making out
Vince McMahon glowing eyes meme. It's 4 panels. 1) something has Vince's attention, text reads "a cute bisexual with hand tattoos messages me" 2) Vince is now looking very interested, text reads: "Makes a Futurama reference, unprovoked" 3) Vince looking like he's really enjoying himself now, text reads: "gives a thoughtful answer when asked if he believes in ghosts" 4) Vince is now extremely enthusiastic, and someone added a red filter and made his eyes glow red, text reads: "uses his job to keep people housed"
Me, standing outside in a grassy field. I'm holding noise cancelling headphones and have an ope sleeping bag draped over me.
2 panel screenshot from Futurama, when Fry dates Colleen. Top panel shows Fry, Colleen, and another man, with the text reading: Fry: "well, how can you have yeo boyfriends?" Colleen: "oh, I don't. I have five." Second panel shows Colleen with 2 new guys, talking to Fry. One of the guys says: "welcome to the relationship, buddy"
Conner O'Malley in the Honk If Youre Horny sketch from I Think You Should Leave. He's driving a car and frantically honking the horn.
A black line tattoo on my inner forearm, just below the elbow ditch. It's an illustration of a baby doll clown head.
Ben Affleck smoking meme, where he is wearing a blue sweater, blue jeans, and looks like he's *done* with everything.