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dana carvey as tom brokaw doing a pretape announcing lindsey graham's death
"introducing greg 2. the next generation of crof.ai models. radically better at ui design."
slide from the crazy softbank investor deck that says "goose was not valued"
New York Knick’s
metal gear solid rising: "nanobubblers, son."
screenshot: the quartiles puzzle says “yassified” is not a word
“Erin Brockovich Is Taking on AI Data Centers, and 1 Word Keeps Surfacing in Her Investigation”
the “rabbit season duck season” picture except the sign says “strait’s open”
quick, take a guess what this is before i describe it. that's right, you got it: it's the frasier logo but it says "thrasher"
gif of smash bros. melee: donkey kong (up 2 lives to 1) grabs falco and jumps off the stage with him, winning the match with one life to spare
a screenshot of pokopia. the left side is the actual screenshot; the right side is "ai enhanced" and includes a disturbing yassified ditto-person.
the "literal coolest thing ever" meme with an ice agent pointing to a skateboarding hotdog
bruce willis as john mcclane wearing a bowdlerized "i hate every body" sign
a screenshot of the “real food” website that says “eat real lettuce” with an illustration of lettuce that is somehow not quite any of the many shades of green found in actual lettuce
screenshot of a prompt to subscribe to a paid newsletter to continue reading about the author’s trip to maine and why billionaires are good
a gloriously mulleted college-age steve taneyhill looks with bemusement at a similarly mulleted "carolina" cap
write an erotic story about the hhs secretary in only three words
obama excerpt from "dreams from my father": "blam, they're on us like no tomorrow"
a picture of a guy holding his head, but also his head is opening up? maybe? and the inside is full of a ton of network cables criss-crossing and draping in front of a bunch of network switches. it doesn't quite make sense geometrically because the top of his head is still intact. i guess it's more like he's a toad from super mario bros, and the inside of his toad-head hat has a cutaway so that you can see that it's full of network cables.
dathon from star trek: tng
a frame from the "ai game" video centered in the user interface from the hit sega cd game "sewer shark"
the ai-generated picture trump posted of himself with a crown flying a plane
a sprite of agahnim from a link to the past. some people see the intended face, while others see a face on the intended forehead
always sunny in philadelphia title card: "the gang runs the entire united states federal government"
kagi search result for "amtartoca". there is but one result: the aforementioned word search puzzle
a museum exhibit titled “paperweights of the world”
photo from reddit user jmanprods of seven simpsons dvd sets. they all have matching cardboard sleeves except for season 6, which is contained in a plastic homer head
screenshot of the ios 26 beta 3 news app. the top and bottom sections of the news article listing are blurry and faded. two floating action buttons are in the bottom corners of the screen. three of the news stories are about the current dumbass united states administration
nba in the zone 98 cover with glen rice shooting a free throw. he’s really concentrating hard on it. this box art is the high point of the charlotte hornets franchise
Allisha Gray and A’ja Wilson celebrating after winning the 2017 NCAA Tournament
sample page of ryu’s section of the street fighter anniversary collection guide. contains detailed frame data for each attack
"The Onion" news in brief item titled "It a Trumpet World"
MAX COOL
oxo cold brew coffee maker. it also has a little glass of iced coffee and a mug of hot coffee over to the side in case you didn't realize this was a coffee thing.
0 steam search results for “absolute dogshit”
the cool miami heat dunk photo where wade has his arms out like “yeaaaah” and lebron is about to dunk the basketball straight to hell
a white splatoon 3 t-shirt with black iconography
diagram of a ring network topology example: six PCs connected in a circle
screenshot of pilotwings 64 with wario on mount rushmore
photo of an Oscar Mayer "Meat & Cheese Plates" package. it's a Lunchables but with Triscuit crackers and upscale branding.
chart of the Christian holy trinity
iPhone screenshot of incorrect lyrics to Swamp Dogg’s “Do You Believe”. Starting with: “Yo, yo, listen up, it’s ya boy Swamp All we do is mop when in coding class”
screenshot of a washington post story. the complete text of the story follows: COLLEGE GROVE, Tenn. - Nate Bargatze loves fast food. He loves big-box stores and the suburbs and TNT marathons of Die Hard. He finds felicity in the familiar, comfort in the caloric, originality in the ordinary. "I had McDonald's last night," he says while golfing on a chilly November morning at the Troubadour, an exclusive club and private community where he is building a house for his family.
a poster for the film BABYRAYIAN which is the real title of the film
photo of two owls smooching while a young owl stands beside them awkwardly. taken by sarthak ranganadhan for the comedy wildlife competition
search for "polio vaccine bulk" on ask jeeves
dr manhattan sitting on the moon
halftime score: iowa state 9, south carolina 35
mega man from the captain n television series. what a little twerp of a character
the cover of ursula k. le guin's wonderful short novel "the word for world is forest" edited to read "the word for this is epic". this picture is an abomination and should not exist. it mangles a masterful piece of art into something trite.
screen capture of the lamp merchant Minosuke from Ojiisan no Lamp
"dreamworks face" collage with the sacramento kings mascot hastily added