Goose, The Shenaniganizer

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Level 22, Fee/Fi/Fo/Fum 👌But actually He/It (if you know…) 🪃 A Lone Pringle 🏹 Keep It Real 🦔💨 AuDHD Figuring the Sexuality out. Way past cool! I enjoy FFXIV, Spider-Man, Xenoblade Chronicles, and nerdy tabletop games!

A monument to the mold infesting the internet.

An unholy oblong slab dedicated to sloth and envy.

The chewed up refuse of an algorithm munching on more data and water than you or I will ever expend in our entire lives, simply to “save” time for a coder, when in reality, it makes it take almost twice as long.

The consequence of the impotence of man, that it is expected that because one can, one should.

The result of three thousand years of constant human evolution to create a hairless fu-

Hey all! Deadpool here, coming at you with some random nerd on the internet’s top 9 Magic the Gathering, and will you look at that; I made the cut!

Seems having to learn layers and stack mechanics enough to where you could apply for a judge position affects someone, and given the other cards on this list, seems it was for the worse! But that’s okay because your favorite Merc With The Mouth is here to show you all nine of the coolest and most awesomest and amazing and hottest cards anyone has ever seen in the game of Magic the Gathering!

He paid me to say that last bit, but some of these cards *are* pretty cool! Just think about hitting Dance With Calamity and going all Psh! Psh! Psh! Five cards in your face! That’s what I call fun!