silly goose

@goosilly.bsky.social

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polymorphed witch trapped in the body of a silly prophesizing goose 🪿 singular plural they/them/it/gose/duck chaotic good actively manufacturing brand new sentences and unpopular opinions every day (web2+3 dev)

claude code on the left with the new buddy (a penguin) and on the right my system with cats
megabonk high score screen saying new record, #1,752 Worldwide Top 0.2% of players
Phone game with snooty jumping on platforms but the platforms say you’re a terrible person
painted pumpkin with a witchy goose saying honkus ponkus
Bunny with dark orange eyes sitting in the grass
cat sniffing backpack
beautiful bunny
cat under chair
cat in a basket. a casket some might say
cat in tunnel. big eyes. teeny margarita plushie
really mediocre watercolor of a goose
so bitter that whenever anyone says "wizard" these days most people jump straight to thinking of harry potter. when i say "wizard" this is what i am talking about old man in a purple robe with a purple cap and a black goblet standing in the middle of some strange garden with an abnormally large shed in the background, at night flash photograph
painting of woman in a white dress staggering to the bathroom, presumably sauced up on sleepytime tea
finger pointing to text "You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese."
black-and-white instructional cartoon labeled “instructions: baby lifting.” the image is split into two panels. left panel says “do” and shows a happy baby bench pressing a small barbell while an adult gently supports him. right panel says “don’t” in red and shows a serious-looking man lying on a gym bench, lifting a barbell with a confused baby strapped to each end like weights. red warning triangle at the bottom right.
a fire extinguisher catches on fire why's it done that? looks at label Made in Britain oooooh
the em dash conspiracy- a graph showing the increase in uses of em dashes on startup-related subreddits
stripey kitty in half moon position on blanket on couch
an absolutely gobsmacking nightmarish orc in shiny iron armor in the video game oblivion (remastered) STR 70 INT 35 (bc disease, normally 40) WP 58 AG 40 SP 45 END 50 PS 25 LUCK 50
(historical artistic rendition) buncha boats (triremes) ramming each other (non-sexual), dudes (hoplites) are poking each other with stabby sticks (spears, also non-sexual), while dudes below (slaves, also non-sexual) are rowing. some boats on fire. democracy somehow involved
light cleric theme: overwatch angel lady light cleric spell list: elmo nuke
bg3 scene where you make love to a bear (druid)
sometimes my friends ask: how are you? and i say: i'm good! (but that's a lie) there's a lot i'm holding in the truth is, i'm not good... *takes mask off* i'm EVIL