The Gorilla Librarian

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Happiest when correctly guessing plot twists in tv shows.

A snapshot from the Fantasy Congress website showing that new signups are currently paused and that the site is "cooking up something different for Fantasy Congress."
A commuter rests their stinky socks on the seat of a Sounder train.
A brown Ugg slip-on that shows the slipper is literally 2/3 sole.
The original Star Trek Enterprise orbits a strange planet. The title card reads, “Do you guys ever think about dying?”
Little Red Riding Hood from the Bugs Bunny short, “Little Red Riding Rabbit” (1944)
Ralph Wiggum sobs but also buzzes in.
One former street dog from Mexico with an iron stomach, one golden doodle with no brains only vibes, look beseechingly at the camera. They are asking for forgiveness for eating rotten fruit in the yard right before bed.
Sign written on a window reading: June 20: Dragged Out, Shell Shock, Self Deprector, Bodyshot & Baptationn June 26: Haywire, Death Before Dishonor, Street Policy, Fears of Joy, Pine Box, Fauvism, Greatsword July 30: Dry Socket, All Beat Up, Cockring, Storm Boy, Baptationn
A still from the movie Johnny Dangerously with Michael Keaton and Dom Deluise, dressed as the pope.
A Brown mutt gives side eye while attempting to nap on a fuzzy grey pillow.
Goldendoodle resting her chin on a green couch, waiting for her human.
Rembrandt etching featuring a dog crouching and relieving itself the lower right corner of the image.
A newspaper clipping which reads, "Born - In Aberdeen, on Sunday, February 26, 1893, to the wife of A C. Little, a little girl. The mayor is sorry she will never be able to vote the People's party ticket, unless the world progresses considerable within the next twenty-one years."