🏳️‍🌈Gosh Darnit of the New Jersey Darnits😷

@goshdarn.bsky.social

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parent. internet crank. autistic. future ghost. artist when my kid gets distracted. I may own 80 Cats in a Dog Suit. they/them. lesbian.

K watching the volcano onion explode in fire.
Agent K's stuff on the conveyor belt.
An old photobooth strip of a much younger me holding my toddler son.
My son taking his medicine before eating at the IKEA café. We're in the big window bay so he can watch the airplanes.
In the shot is a large black and gold corgi (Mocha), a medium blonde corgi (Roxy), and a small merle corgi (Sage). All have tails. Different moms, same dad. Then behind them is the big black labrador named Wall-E.
Tornado Watch map from the National Weather Service.
My son draped across my mother who he called Mim while she has her legs up in the recliner. They were best friends.
Grim Reaper playing a claw game. It reads: "Mitch you're mine this time. Oh WTF Lindsey Graham AWESOME!"
Beemster Premium Dutch Cheese, Graskaas gouda. I found it at Delicious Orchards, a small farm store in Colts Neck, NJ.
@Seasonal_Bitch on Twitter writes: i feel like autism and adhd are diagnosed based upon how troublesome you are to others. and that's why people who masked are missed
My son in the car showing off his Wawa coffee he made himself. Pardon the hat. We went walking at the Meadow Walk, so we had our wide brim hats for the sun.
A picture of my mom's senior yearbook.
Hot looking full strip mall parking lot with the sun glaring off the cars. Reads - New Jersey weather update: outside has been canceled.
Screenshot of my weather app. It's 107 degrees and "feels like" 116.
July is Disability Pride Month. A ribbon loop with the Disability Pride colors are is at the bottom.
Screenshot of my electric bill.
More of the Miracle Meal listing with the price.
Item from in the Wal-Mart app called The Miracle Meal with a communion wafer and grape juice.
ALERT Today 6/26/26 there are 72 ambulances OUT OF SERVICE. #EMTPayParity
Stainless steel octogon with a red insert with Rod of Asclepius as a necklace. On the back is my name, my sister's phone number, and a quick medical run down.
Grant Gustin's Flash character leaning over a freshly buried grave, flashing a peace sign. The gravestone reads: The version of me that could have existed if I wasn't traumatized at a young age. The text over Grant reads: The shittier version of me that currently exists.
Text between me and my son reminding him to wish his dad a Happy Father's Day.
Not everyone is going to think that you are magnificent & magical. They're wrong though. Dickheads.
Alpha Lipoic Acid 600 MG.
A black casket covered in band stickers.
In loving memory of the victims of The Pulse nightclub shooting on June 12th, 2016. Then it lists the names.
A knight riding a big silly goose.
Knight's graves or knee, shin, and ankle armor.
Facebook post from Myriam Cloot reading: "Free your inner silly goose. Then ride it into battle."
A bunch of sunblock lotions and sticks in both chemical block and physical block.
Fix-it and Forget-it Slow Cooker Diabetic cookbook.
The Free Mom Hugs group walking the parade route with a roller derby team behind us.
The Free Mom Hugs group with a couple of hugging dads lined up behind our banner during muster before step off.
Me still in my Free Mom Hugs shirt, laying in a hospital bed.
Spf arm sleeves used by fishermen, gardeners, and construction people. There's a baby blue set and a black set. They have thumbholes.
For Pride Month you can't say, "let me get this straight...," you have to say, "just so we're queer..."
Gray and white tabby kittens jumping at toys.
Little gray and white tabbies.
A Matchbox brand UPS plane. It's white, and the package is orange.
A prism rainbow bursting out of a middle finger.
A ceramic pig bank painted pink.
Selfie in my blue polo shirt with rainbow dinosaurs.
Ice collar, found on American Amazon as reusable ice cooler or sometimes listed as an ice tube. This on is about $10. You don't need anything more expensive than that.
Juvenile gray squirrel perched on a cement and steel railing.
JCPenny style two faces portrait with two racoons and flames. The text over it reads: "I'm tired of working on myself. I will now be unapologetically insane."
Picture of my left hand with all the skin on my palm peeling away.
Scoreboard showing three strikes.
Grocery list: Croissants, breakfast sausage, paper towels, Cheese slices, coffee pods, protein drink.
An upside down cats paw, with a teddy bear drawn onto the beans.
Myself in a wide brim med black hot and hi-vis vest.
My son and his flat cart standing at the front window of IKEA on the 2nd floor.