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18+ she/they/it disabled horror snob i write about movies (archive: https://celluloidconsomme.blogspot.com/) Ⓐ🏴☭ 𖤐 pnw published in @salonsinister.com

criterion closet virtual polaroid graphic with four releases bunched together:

FISHING WITH JOHN
CHILLY SCENES OF WINTER
DESPERATE LIVING
ROBOCOP

anya's last four movies watched on letterboxd:
THE DEVIL BAT, three and a half stars
ICED, three and a half stars
GRADUATION DAY, rewatch, three stars
TITANE, four stars

a still from the film RUBBER, Robert the tire (left) stands off with a police cruiser (right) on a desolate highway blacktop

things anya got herself, laid on on her couch: a white skirt with blue floral designs, a sakura and a regular moon cake with a bag of macarons from le panier, a large curry beef hombow resting on top of a paper bag at the bottom

a quilted blanket with the teenage mutant ninja turtles on it

a review of WILD AT HEART on letterboxd by anya (4 and a half stars, liked)
rewatched january 28, 2023

"My dog barks some. Mentally, you picture my dog, but I have not told you the type of dog which I have. Perhaps you might even picture Toto from 'The Wizard of Oz.' But I warn you, my dog is always with me.

ms paint meme of a little guy sitting in a big big chair with big big eyes and crying while blushing, the tears dripping onto the chair on either side of their body

a selfie of anya outside with vibrant green leaves behind her, in a black leather collar around her neck with small bat wings on either side of the silver metal ring at the center and a pentagram necklace. she's wearing a black and white striped outfit that is rumpled around the front and neckline

anya's last four watched on letterboxd:
PUPPYGIRL, 4 and a half stars
EVIL DEAD BURN, 4 stars
ROBOCOP, 5 stars, rewatched, logged twice

the first 11 tracks to a playlist anya is making:

intro (just like honey) (jesus and mary chain cover) - yourboyfriendsucks!
ridiculous thoughts (2025 remastered) - the cranberries
berserker - eigenlicht
25 ghosts iii - nine inch nails
a little distant - jo passed
there's a mouse in my house - dog race
trong - beak>
i saw drones - boards of canada
temptation - new order
don't fear the reaper - rose mcdowall
summerhead (2024 remaster) - cocteau twins

anya at 19 years old in a bad drivers license photo

Scotty Doesn't Know from EUROTRIP, lip-synched by Matt Damon, performed by Lustra

a postcard sized flyer for summer movies 2026, decorated with colorful hearts on a pink background. the text reads:

6/13 Repo Man
Presented by It's Giving Camp

6/26 The Blade
Presented by Kung Fu Clubhouse

7/4 Josie and the Pussycats

7/17 Blue Crush

7/25 Godzilla - 16mm
Presented by The Sprocket Society

8/8 Cruel Intentions

8/22 Spice World

8/28 Super Mario Brothers

DOUBLE FEATURE
8/29
The Return of Swamp Thing
&
Darkman

BYOB

Movies Start At Sunset

peter falk as columbo, a detective in a trenchcoat, suit and tie looking disheveled with his head in his hand

opening of an episode of Nirvanna the Band The Show. Matt of the titular band is dressed in a tan suit jacket and trilby hat and puts a pair of sunglasses on with pink ear arms as his bandmate Jay sits at the piano and plays the jurassic park theme while Matt acts out Sam Neill's part in the sequence where he and the other scientists arrive to the park and see the dinosaurs for the first time, mimicking neill's shaky method of pulling his sunglasses off. as the music continues the camera cuts to Jay watching Matt as he's in the moment, then back to Matt as he whispers "brontosaurus" after a short clip from jurassic park fades in and out over the closeup of Matt. he turns his head and shouts to Jay "it's a brontosaurus!" but is cut off as the show's title card comes up with the show's signature title music cue from Pop Goes Bach (Ski Sunday Theme)

anya in a bathroom mirror selfie, wearing a simple black top and denim shorts with a black belt and sneakers. a black scrunchie is on her right wrist

anya in all black from the top down: a skirted top with a v-neck, lace shorts and suede-like heeled boots

a bunch of clothes laid out on a blanket on top of a grass lawn. anyas knee is in the foreground in a bent position

still from FAST 7 where a plane halo drops a muscle car from the sky. the plane keeps flying forward as a black car with muted red trim plummets, trunk side down. two tires are fastened within the rear space of the car blocking the rear window.

a poster for summer horror fest 26, a hastily assembled retrospective film festival. a photo of a sun beaten highway stretching out straight into the distance is the background to large text in stark red font, large enough so the edges of the characters are cut off by the borders of the image. it reads: SUMMER HORROR FEST 26

a moderate strip of black text runs across the red text diagonally upward and to the right listing the films chosen for the festival, cut off in a similar manner to the large red text behind it. with a translucent tire pattern framing the five lines of text behind it, it reads:
SLEEPAWAY CAMP II THE BURNING RITUALS JUST BEFORE DAWN SHALLOW GRAVE DUEL RACE WITH THE DEVIL I DRINK YOUR BLOOD ZOMBI 2 ROGUE REVENGE OF THE CREATURE WAKE IN FRIGHT

in the bottom right corner large red text similar to the SUMMER HORROR FEST 26 text reads JULY 24 | 25 | 26 over the bottom right side of the empty highway, more text superimposed over that. in a yellow to burnt orange gradient going left to right, the superimposed text reads: THE HOTTEST DEATHS IN HORROR! TWELVE FILMS, TWELVE SHORTS on three separate lines that partially cover the dates but leave them legible.

barb (left), star (center), and edgar (right) drinking from a gigantic cocktail served in a fishbowl with long bendy straws, garnished with a yellow plastic apparatus shaped like the top rings of palm tree leaves that star's blue straw pokes through on its way to the bottom of the drink

anya selfie in a bathroom for a government building wearing a grey patterned dress, tilting her head

trailer for Tsui Hark's THE BLADE (1995) from youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIoWBGQNwCI

the starcraft battle chest box, as large as a small board game with the covers of every game disc for starcraft that was released at the time: starcraft base game, the expansion of brood war in the center and the left side of the upper middle, respectively, and strategy guides for both the base game and expansion. the base game art is the face of a nameless protoss warrior with red glowing eyes, a leathery textured face and no mouth on a black background. to the left of it is half of a zerg face; an insectoid creature with chitinous features and sharp protruding points at the brow and bottom of the chin. to the right of the protoss face is half of a human face, wearing goggles and scowling. the brood war box art to the left of the base game art depicts the brood queen from the game, a woman with light sickly green skin with downcast eyes and hair like dreads but chitinous like the zerg face.

screencap of TWIN PEAKS: FIRE WALK WITH ME that is an extreme closeup of a mouth speaking the word electricity in darkness, illuminated by soft cold ambient light from an unseen source below.
subtitles on the lower third of the frame read "Eletricity."

full body selfie of anya in the bathroom, wearing black jeans and monocrome sneakers and a mariners pajama top. a little bit of belly is visible

selfie of anya with makeup on looking into the camera

bathroom mirror selfie of anya wearing a light blue tshirt with brown sleeve and collar trim, a powerpuff girls emblem with the titular characters on the left above her breast

album cover for depeche mode's a broken frame

a figure is using a scythe to cut at wheat in a field. the sky about is overcast with occasional breaks of light through the cloud clover. the figure is turned away, both hands choked up on the scythe and leaning to the left, about to swing to the right with the blade

two gift cards to a butcher shop called double dd meats side by side

a black and white photograph of the titanic on its maiden voyage across the atlantic, facing the right of the frame in a 3/4 angle towards the lens. a horny anime face is superimposed over the bow, blushing and mouth open

mental age test x poomang

mental age:
43

"back in my day..."

a gif of the security cam footage from september 11, 2001 outside the pentagon. a plane crashes into the facility but is so quick against the poor framerate of the camera positioned outside, the explosion just appears on one frame with no lead up

screenshot from hulu advertising a show called Million Dollar Nannies
five people stand behind identical strokes in a harbor of some kind as the bow of a boat sits behind them

anya in a bathroom mirror selfiewearing jeans and a tucked in flowy blouse open at the top with a lavender tank underneath. shes wearing a black facemask with small colored hearts and her hair is lavender-y purple, up in a bun/ponytail

how to prepare

the internal temperature of this flatbread needs to reach 165°F as measured by a food thermometer. make sure your flatbread is cooked thoroughly by checking the temperature in several spots. for proper food safety and quality, follow cooking instructions. preheat oven - cook before eating - do not thaw flatbread before cooking - DO NOT MICROWAVE.

CAUTION: PRODUCT WILL BE HOT. DO NOT MICROWAVE. DUE TO THE UNIQUE INGREDIENTS, TOPPINGS MAY HAVE SHIFTED DURING HANDLING.

anya's last four watched on letterboxd:
THE FATE OF LEE KHAN, 3 and a half stars
NOROI: THE CURSE, four stars
LOOSE CANNON, four and a half stars
BUFFET INFINITY, one star

movie poster for MEDUSA (2021)

a woman's face takes up the poster but is divided into three sections: the top shows her hair up in a bun, the middle shows her face covered in a mask, and the bottom is her bare face with green lighting shining on it

cover image for a playlist called walkies

picture from INFINITY POOL a scene during which alexander skarsgård's character has a collar and leash on and is being "walked" on all fours. there is a color filter overlaid on the still of green and pink, the green taking up the upper half and right half portion where pink occupies the remaining bottom left corner.

the word "walkies" is positioned near the bottom right corner in pink and a cute cartoonish font with a thick white border and a light blue drop shadow of the border. several small hearts are rising above the text in varying levels of opacity

a black and white illustration of a clown in a half-checkered, half-solid black uniform with a classic cone hat with two circles vertically stacked and a small starburst at the tip of the hat. the clown's arms are both out and away from the body, framed by three large white, feathery wings spread out from the body

bedroom mirror selfie of anya in a black lace dress with flower patterns on it and halloween styled fishnets. around her neck is a studded leather collar above a thin gold chain necklace

a black and white selfie of anya in bed, wearing a black bra with bows decorating the straps and the neck. shes laying on a pillow with a striped pillowcase, the light from outside shining brightest near her eyeline. her hair is up but a little messy from having slept with it like that. she's biting her lip a little bit as she looks into the camera, holding her arms out

anya in a bathroom selfie wearing a black sleeveless top and a gold colored necklace with the clasp in the center, wearing a black n95 mask with small multicolored hearts on it

anya's purse, a pink bag of hello kitty branded gummy candies peeks out inside it and to the left

anya's favorite films for the month on letterboxd:
HELLRAISER (2022), THE MATRIX RESURRECTIONS, SHE IS CONANN, RED ROOMS

daphne and niles from the sitcom frasier

daphne (left) is in a blue wool cardigan and niles (right) is in a dark suit jacket with a white dress shirt and thin red horizontal lines on the collar, a geometric tie hanging from his neck with diamond shapes running verticall in alternating red and blue fills with surrounding alternating background colors between red, blue, and beige

bathroom mirror selfie of anya in a black dress with white lapels as the collar, a grey sweater with designs of kuromi from sanrio on it over the dress but the collar going over the sweater and charcoal ankle boots with black socks

man in the drivers seat of a car yelling something with the phone number 1-866-386-3102 on the bottom, from a j.g. wentworth advertisement

the bottom of a post it note with two stick figures drawn on it, one of them saying to the other: "my brain says i can beat myself up better than your brain can"

a grey graphic with the text "IMAGE NOT AVAILABLE" and a rectangular graphic representation of a picture of mountains and a sun represented by one line zigzagging across left to right and a small circle near the center on the top

bathroom mirror selfie of anya in blue jeans, the pant legs rolled up to the lower shins and white socks with frills above classic black and white sneakers from mox. shes also wearing a button up blouse with bright green and blue dot patterns overlaid on top of a dark blue background, unbuttoned all the way with a lavender cropped tank top that has a panel of archie comics of veronica lodge saying "veronica lodge does NOT chase boys!" and has her hair up in a ponytail

a low resolution screencap of THE TAKING OF DEBORAH LOGAN where an old lady is eating a little girl by putting her head in her mouth by extending the jaw to an inhuman proportion. they are both in a dark cavern lit by a mounted flashlight (not seen)