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A grey/black white stripey kitten.
What I think is the caterpillar stage of an elephant hawk moth. A lovely plump green with stripes and a horn on his bum. I used my gloves to move him as I had to put it down briefly while climbing a fence.
An MS paint rendition of "Geronimous Splosh" doing a stunt dive.
Both St John The Baptist Church and St Becca the twat being baked by the mid day sun. Lots of lens flare, very 2010.
A pretty white flower with a bit of artificial light poking through from behind the trellis.
A spotify playlist of the Police's worst songs according to me. "Born in the 50'a", "Be My Girl - Sally", "Mother", "Walking In Your Footsteps" and Murder by Numbers" (the most controversial on the list I think). Spotify is suggesting to me that "Hole In My Life" is also shit, which it is! I'm sure I will add a few more as I think about it.
A mug with an unflattering picture of Prince Andrew being arrested. Prince Andrew has red eyes and slightly vampire features.
Bunting, corrugated plastic, fabric and lighting at the Stroud Brewery.
A blue and black iridescent damselfly of some kind. These ones do well around our garden because of the stream.
Badger socks!
The board walk at the Osprey Project.
A brief video of a leaf cutter bee leaving his house.
Mr (I am assuming his gender) Heron in dappled sunlight.
A picture of our wonky flower bed under refurbishment by the twit duo. My beans might go here one day.
constable knapweed from the herbs.
A middle aged baldy scratching his ear wearing some nice shorts and a shirt with a cat riding a shark vomiting a rainbow.
Eating rice pudding from a tin in my car.
My black Kitty sleeping on top of me in the bed like an otter. Suddenly longer than normal.
The dusty bastard cups.
Unidentified bird bones.
My borrowed fiesta parked in my special place no one else will park in because it's easy to get it wrong and roll into a field behind 🤣🤣
The most brilliant 2006 Silver Polo who ever did grace our roads. Parked in the countryside, surrounded by trees under dappled light.
My silly husband singing his heart out to the bafflement of myself and Merry in our messy living room full of nerd junk.
A Muntjac taking a walk.
A view of Stroud from Selsley common.
John Constantine cumming blood all over the place next to Satan cosplaying Jesus.
The field I sat watching
A black cat with a long fleck of dribble hanging off the corner of her mouth.
In my memory, David Lynch spends a long time focusing on Sting in his pants during the film Dune. At least 20 minutes.
Heron looked up and told me to jog on!
A fat stack of pancakes
The Etched City. (Digital variant and in my humble opinion the best cover)
A weirdo pointing at an onion.
Weird friend next to water
A copy of "The Road" by Cormac McCarthy.
A photo of a long tailed tit I grabbed off google images
A frankly absurd amount of Terry Pratchett, Red Dwarf and Sharpe books.
Geddy performing on the "Show of hands" DVD. I might play grace under pressure again 😅
A starving wojak asks if he can plant a potato. A satellite screams "Leave my beautiful Monkey's alone and spiders lament that their mother is having another one of her episodes.
Dana Scully from the X-Files.
Text that says "Your listening age (is) 58.
Wrestling but gayer.
The man standing up in a town meeting meme with "The serpent legs are silly" as text.
A sad cold Polo that has peed out a red puddle.
The coolant leak that cannot be fixed it seems. Empty coolant reservoir.
A tweet by Chuck Taylor saying "Why are all the AEW girls so horny for each other? Maybe the boys should be hornier for each other."
A massive pile of sci fi books that are why I will be eating very simple dinners this month.
A photo from the page of a book. "Le Guin has been criticized for using a male hero, but she has an explanation: I knew a woman would just love it. There wouldn't be any dramatic scenes; she would just settle right down. I needed this guy who hated it, who was uncomfortable and miserable in it. It's true, a woman wouldn't have done. She would have just run around saying, 'Oooh, this is wonderful."
My cringe teenage self next to Brent Hinds at a gig.
A Hummingbird hawk-moth investigating purple flowers
Apetor and the friendly statue with a big grin.
Becca and Vord are trapped in another dimension.
A very thick millionaire shortbread with tunnock tea cakes melted in.
The book Necroscope by Brian Lumley. It has a black background with a look skull seemingly screaming vein-like tendrils into the void.