Gowrix

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Gowrix am I your rearview mirror. Do not panic.
Sexy Gowrix looks sexily out of an old fashioned, sexy mirror. In front of the mirror on the left is a lit candle, which may or may not contain a sexy candle ghost. So sexy.
Gowrix as the gremlin in the Twilight Zone episode Terror at 20,000 Feet. He's just being friendly.
Gowrix peers in the airplane window at William Shatner having a little freakout in the scene from the Twilight Zone episode Terror at 20,000 Feet.
Image of a plastic salad dressing bottle, with a mottled light yellow dressing visible through the bottle. A green label with white text reads "Gowrix Salad Juice. All Natural | 'Non-Toxic'" There's a cartoon version of Gowrix's face on the label and on the tamper-proof seal on the neck of the bottle. You do NOT want to tamper with it.
A selection of old-timey medicine bottles containing lovely stuff like heroin, cannibis, cocaine, and Gowrix Wonder Liniment. The liniment says it's for external use only, but you're not a coward, are you?
Gowrix and Alexmander smiling for the camera with a baseball game in the background. Gowrix is wearing a Big Brothers cap.
Gowrix on the DS9 Promenade, wearing Kai Winn's hat.
Bald Gowrix on the bridge of the Enterprise D, wearing the red Captain uniform. He is boldly going where noone wants him to go.
Vinyl album cover for Gowrix's infamous LP "The Abominatioman," which looks suspiciously like the cover for William Shatner's "The Transformed Man." Play it backwards for a super secret subliminal message ("Go to church, say your prayers, drink Ovaltine")
Gowrix as the Ghost of Christmas Future from the Muppet Christmas Carol.
Gowrix as Santa from Santa Claus is Comin To Town. He's holding a blood splattered list of names with some of them crossed off in red. A Gowrucks mug is on the table in front of him. Next to him is a penguin with blood splattered all over its chest. Festive!
Gowrix holding an enormous pointy dart.
Gowrix standing in front of a beat up pub dart board with a red dart protruding from his left eyeball. He seems unphased by this development. It's all part of the plan.
Gowrix and Amens taking a selfie at the Red Wedding from Game of Thrones.
A hamburger in a foil wrapper featuring a pretty horrifying cartoon Gowrix/Wendy hybrid. Do you want to know what's in it? Do you really? The sauce is extremely special. Sure you don't want to hear more?
Old-looking sepia toned postcard with cracks and ragged edges. The photograph is of a mushroom cloud rising from the water with a tropical island shoreline in the foreground. Gowrix, wearing sunglasses, is standing in the bottom right corner smiling at the camera. "Wish you am were here!" is printed diagonally in the top left corner in jaunty 50s-diner styled white font.
Morn from Deep Space Nine, only his eyes kinda look Gowrix-like, and he has Gowrix teeth, and Gowrix's big H on his forehead. Could it be Morn wearing a Gowrix costume? We may never know. He's staring thirstily at large foamy beer in a big glass stein. Just out of frame is a gigantic taco made entirely out of Doritos. Can you believe it?
Jar of golden something with the label Gowrix Brand Founder Spread. "Taste the goop"
Gowrix holding a bag of black goo, which is heavily implied to be Armus from the TNG episode Skin of Evil. So cranky.
Gowrix sitting behind the wheel of a blue can with blue flames painted in the hood. The side of the can has a disturbing psychedelic mural of various weird Gowrixes, red and blue laser beams, and the words "quiet am ispirational" scrawled on it in a creepy font. There is free "candy" in that van.
A perfectly innocent box of cookies. Gowrixscout Cookies, to be precise. The box features a smiling Gowrix wearing a Boy Scouts uniform, and a swarm of angry looking wasps. The flavor is Oops! All Wasps, rendered in the style of Cap'n Crunch Oops! All Berries! cereal. These cookies do not go well with milk. It makes the wasps even angrier, and you do NOT want that.
Gowrix and Amens standing in front of the USS Arizona during the bombing of Pearl Harbor
Gowrix Pinup Calendar for DISMEMBER 2023, featuring Gowrix as a Borg with his trademark catchphrase, "RESISTMANCE AM FUTILE PREPARE TO BE ASSTIMULATED". After trying to assimilate Gowrix, an entire Borg colony decided to quit and get real jobs.
Gowrix as the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters. Instead of STAY PUFT, the band of his jaunty hat reads STAY MOIST. There's also bloat spatter on his hand. Unrelated, did you know that the Michelin Man's real name is Bibendum? Google it, and marvel at the horrifying pictures from his early days.
Sexy Gowrix looks sexily out of an old fashioned, sexy mirror. In front of the mirror on the left is a lit candle, which may or may not contain a sexy candle ghost. So sexy.
Gowrix wearing a Gowrucks apron and holding a paper cup of writhing Gagh with the name Commando Krun written on it in Sharpie. You can count on service with a smile at Gowrucks. Yes, it's creepy. But it's a wholesome kind of creepy, not slide-into-your-DMs-and-ask-about-your-thong-size creepy.
Exterior view of Gowrucks Coffee Shop, which looks suspiciously similar to Starbucks except instead of the classic mermaid logo it's Gowrix spreading his, uh, fins? You can see Gowrix through the window smiling at you... waiting for you... knowing you are compelled to enter and order a Venti Mystery Fluid with whipped "cream" and cinnamon. To stay.
Gowrixy's sign, like a Wendy's sign but 300 times more Gowrixy. He knows where the beef is, but you shouldn't ask.
A surreal Strange New Worlds scene featuring three characters. The first is a Number One with blue skin, yellow eyes, and intricate facial patterns -- basically Mystique from X-Men, wearing a yellow Starfleet uniform. The second character is Gowrix, also wearing a Strange New Worlds uniform, the stylish "H" symbol on his forehead, messy hair, and a Gowrucks logo on their uniform, which is stained with red splatters resembling blood. The third character is Ethan Peck as Spock, wearing a blue Starfleet uniform, a helmet shaped like a detergent bottle labeled "SPOCK," and futuristic yellow-tinted glasses. The background depicts a spaceship interior with sleek white walls and panels.
ALF wearing his Gowrix costume standing in front of a couch covered in cats.
Spirit Halloween package titled Space Abomination with a charming picture of Gowirx giving the thumbs up and holding a clear plastic bag full of... um... yellow fluid.
Radioactive green Doritos bag with the logo GOWRITOS, 3.6 ROENTGEN.
Cork board with various business cards and papers pinned to it. Including a Lost Pet poster with "GOWZILLA" on it, and Amens trying to find her lost tricorder or something.
Amens observing a yellow glowing fluid gushing from the warp core.
Gowrix only his head is really small.
Gowrix disguised as Chief O'Brien, complete with shoulder harness.
King Charles sitting on a thrown, with ALF leaning out from behind it. Gowrix is peeking up from the pad where the crown should be, with his nose poking over the edge. The crown is on his head.
You am not going to belief this
Gowrix as depicted in a painting wearing an old fashioned red British Admiral uniform with many medals and gold braids. He has a monocle.
Gowrix as Superman, but the S crest is an H and the hologram insignia on his forehead is the Superman crest. Also there's an asteroid about to plow into Earth, which he's kind of ignoring.
Gowrix and Amens standing in front of Voldemort. Judging from the looks on their faces, he smells bad.
Gowrix wearing a fire chief uniform standing in front of a burning Tesla and giving the thumbs up.
ALF but he's clearly Gowrix in disguise. Or wearing ALF as a mask. Yeesh.
Black and white photo of the Tacoma Narrows Bridge collapse, with Gowrix in the foreground holding a bag of mysterious fluid and giving the thumbs up.
Chief O'Brien, Gowrix, Smiling Locutus, Amens, and Borge.
Gowrix Pinup Calendar for DISMEMBER 2023, featuring Gowrix as a Borg with his trademark catchphrase, "RESISTMANCE AM FUTILE PREPARE TO BE ASSTIMULATED". After trying to assimilate Gowrix, an entire Borg colony decided to quit and get real jobs.
A very happy looking group of Borg drones with the Borg queen, inviting you to join a very, very large polycule.
Vinyl album cover for Gowrix's infamous LP "The Abominatioman," which looks suspiciously like the cover for William Shatner's "The Transformed Man." Play it backwards for a super secret subliminal message ("Go to church, say your prayers, drink Ovaltine")
Mirror Gowrix with his trademark Goatee of Evil. He has tattoos and some sort of furry thing on his shoulder smoking a cigarette. Ask him for his protein shake recipe. Go on, ask him.
Gowrix wearing protective gear and holding dental surgery implements, looking down at presumably your mouth. Don't be concerned or anxious. Your insurance will cover it.
The cast of Battlestar Galactica (2003) and Gowrix wearing an old school Cylon Commander helmet. Or maybe hollowed-out head? Yeah, probably that. Gowrix is standing behind someone cosplaying as Kara Amens.
Gowrix in Robonaut form. He's forgotten two of the Three Laws of Robotics, so you probably shouldn't get too close.
Gowrix and Amens posing for a picture in front of a very gray fireworks display. Too soon? Or not too soon enough?
Gowrix as Morn, leering thirstily at a big ol' mug of beer. Remember: the alcohol in beer is essentially yeast pee. You're welcome.
Gowrix wearing a Fire Inspector's gear and helmet, smiling and giving a big thumbs up to the camera as he stands in front of a Muskmobile immolating in some poor sap's driveway. If only the owner had learned about fire safety from a reliable source, this could have all been avoided. Not Gowrix, though. He is inevitable.
Mirror Gowrix with a couple of gentlewomen of ill repute, all of them wearing 50s greaser clothing and leather jackets. They're standing in front of KITT from Knight Rider. In the background is a warehouse door with the logo for Mirror Gowrucks painted on it. Did you ever notice that the blood splatter on Mirror Gowrix's tunic is green? Huh. Wonder what's up with that.