Rookie Culinarian Totofu!

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Limsa's newest up-and-coming chef! WARNING, WE COOK LALAFELLS HERE! This is a NSFW account! Posts feature cooking, vore, and other kinks. Engage at your own level of comfort! Canon-verse: #TotofuMainCourse 🍽️ DM me your favorite lalafell recipes! 😋

Totofu monologuing. This is a parody of the classic "Stolen Bike" comic, but with Totofu's feet missing instead of a bike being stolen. "My feet got cooked recently." "I was pretty bummed out about it..." "But I think whoever ordered them was more happy to eat them than I was happy to walk on them. The world's total happiness has increased!" "So, whatever." (Jossy is in the background, asking, "Hey Totofu, could we get a hand?")
Totofu and Tweak power-posing, each holding two doors and dressed like Dark Souls characters with no other equipment. It's styled like a youtube video by "Roasted Pineapple"
Totofu being handed a cookbook by the viewer, who is suggesting that one of the recipes inside would be perfect for her.
Totofu holding a plate of steak, chips, and broccoli!
Totofu singing in an idol outfit in Solution 9! Her arms and legs are holographic projections.
Totofu cutting vegetables, while Kyo looks on, distracted. Jossy and Charlys are looking on from the distance.
Totofu wearing a shirt with the Costco hotdog on it that reads "I got that dog in me"
Lyngsath and Jossy chatting in the kitchen. Lyngsath: So... You and Totofu aren't on speakin' terms? Jossy: I did something stupid... I tried to cook her earlier, even though she didn't want it. I thought maybe that she wanted it, and that all she needed was a push... Lyngsath: It's not hard for me to tell yer mixin' up Totofu's desires with yer own. Despite the quality meat on that girl, she's got no plans to cook it yet. Ye gotta be patient! Lyngsath: Keep bein' a friend, and let 'er do 'er own thing! She's a good chef, she'll realize one day. Jossy: Right! And when she does, I'll help her!
Jossy calling out as Totofu walks out of the Bismarck into the rain...
Lalafells in a Blanket
A blue-haired lalafellin detective is demanding Totofu make her a fine dish. Totofu seems unsure, but is willing to oblige.
Totofu being held by a dark-haired older Elezen woman, her adoptive grandmother. They're both wearing cheerful expressions.
Tweak poking Totofu in the face while demandingly holding up the Totofu Burger poster
Jossy chats with Totofu about Maid Day, offers to get her a sexy outfit, and promises the others will be dressing up as well. (They don't, it's just Totofu)
Totofu looking at her right ear, which usually has a bite taken out of it, but since it's patch day and plugins are down, it's whole.