Grae Hall

@graehall.bsky.social

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writer, GIF & meme maker with a hundred million views, non-binary femboy, domesticated shitposter, serving niche

Tyler: statistics are a crock of shit, on average humans have one testicle. Grae: I can't believe you're specifically saying that the average human is Hitler here on my bluesky. Tyler: 38 year old Hitlers as far as the eye can see. Grae, pasting a meme: bingobongos - no 38yo german boy don't go to the Hitler cave. mountaindrewdrostbite: Oh mein Gott zees is ein cave full of Hitlerkissen!
It's a map of Iran coloured red with the Family Guy character Quagmire in the centre of it giving the thumbs up indicating that the war in Iran would for the US prove to be a giant quagmire
Homer Simpson watching TV at night in the dark saying "Huh. I don't remember being in a Christopher Nolan movie" as a reference to the recently released film Odyssey
top text: grifters when they see someone in a MAGA hat image: A scene with Tommy Wiseau from the cult terrible film The Room Bottom text: Tommy Wiseau saying "Oh, hi mark"
A still from the opening credits of Bob's Burgers where the store name on the right has been changed to "A little maw and paw shop - a furry focused boutique" with a paw in the window that has a blue outline on the edges and for the pads has a pink outline. It's for the furries and fury adjacent as well as for folk who just enjoy a good Bob's Burgers opening title sequence next door store joke
The original 1975 logo for NASA lovingly referred to as "The NASA worm logo"
"We're all just trying to figure out who did this" - hotdog man from the show I Think You Should Leave, but with Ronald Reagan's face
It's the creepy assaulty Pepe le pew with the head of the creepy far right mascot Pepe the frog who is wearing a black fedorah as a hand out of frame is tipping it as if to say m'skunky
A still from the intro sequence to Bob's Burgers where the store next door is named "Never Meat Your Heroes: Authentic NYC Vegetarian Subs"
mage: A heart in front of a brick wall, the heart is filled with 4 horizontal stripes coloured from top to bottom, yellow, white, purple, and black. Text: be they, do crime. #PrideMonth #NonBinary
A bisexual flag coloured eraser with the text "This is bi erasure" written above it in bisexual colours sampled from the eraser itself
Putin as the hot dog guy from I Think You Should Leave saying "We're All Trying To Find The Guy Who Did This"
What is the obsession with calling food or recipes "better than sex"? I tried your Pinterest risotto, Sharon, and frankly I am wondering if your needs are being met.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles brand done in the Knicks style by an automated logo generator
The original bone hurting juice edit, edited again so in the second panel Tigger says "Sweet Jesus, Nano! that's not honey" and the third says "You're eating feminising HRT!" and in the fourth and final panel Pooh says "My bones have never been stronger!"
A black and white tuxedo cat named Habanero lying comfortably on a blue blanket, he is very eepy
A picture of the now bright green algae infested reflecting pool on The Washing Mall
The opening credits of Bob's Burgers where the store on the right always has a different tenant each episode and it's always a pun - this time it's a pun I wrote - the store name is "Reed My Lips - clarinet sales and service"
It's the pansexual flag, with a fry pan with a pink egg with a yellow love heart yolk in it surrounded by pink and blue and yellow stars. I illustrated it a few years back after a lifetime of identifying as bisexual I got annoyed that people would be all "well if you're non-binary then aren't you just saying there are only two genders?" ok no I'm lying I could handle those clowns. I chose to identify as pansexual because I liked the colour scheme more than the muddier bisexual flag colour scheme. It's cuter and more vibrant. And I needed it because being non-binary we have literally the worst colour scheme of any of the LGBTQ+ flags, it just sucks. Which is also why I prefer to identify as trans I just like cute colour schemes, and cute people of any gender
Oliver from the eponymous movie holding up a bowl with text that reads "AI Slop be like... Please sir, may I have some less?"
It's an ad for a sex toy for better bottoming, I mean how dare they... not include the price
Top text: No 38yo German boy, don't got to the Hitler cave Bottom text: Oh mein Gott zees is ein cave full of Hitlerkisseen!
The poster for the Pixar movie "Up" but instead of the title "Up" it's been replaced by the classic Nintendo game Contra Code of Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
@GraeHall 10 years ago This song reminds me of riding the Metro in Paris. @HITHEREAWESOME 10 years ago Finally someone with the exact same thought. @GraeHall 4 years ago @HITHEREAWESOME Right? It's like going on a trip through my memories. @HITHEREAWESOME 4 years ago @GraeHall 5 years later and I can still relate to the sentiment. When I first replied I was still in Paris, now its literally a trip through memories for both of us. @GraeHall 1 second ago @HITHEREAWESOME I love how we're touching each other's memories every half a decade, it becomes more special each time we do it
Oliver from the eponymous movie holding up a bowl with text that reads "AI Slop be like... Please sir, may I have some less?"
An old pair of retro spectacles
The band "Sexual Chocolate" from the timeless Eddie Murphy cinema classic Coming to America
The classic meme format of "hey guys" and the second speech caption is comedically naming the thing the two poorly drawn characters in the bottom left are pointing at, in this case they're saying "look it's a gyrocopter" and then the following caption from the subject at which they're pointing which says "not what I'm called" What they're pointing at is a stack of lamb on a vertically rotating spit with high heat elements behind it cooking the lamb as it turns. Getting it ready to be the main ingredient in a Greek gyro, which is pronounced "year-o" rather than how you think it'd be pronounced in the engineering sense in English. This is the basis of the joke, this fundamental misunderstanding. Yes it's the ingredients of a gyro being spun around but it's not a gyrocopter. But it's funny to infer that it is
A picture of a mini-Cybertruck ride in toy made for kids called "Cybertruck for Kids". For $1500. It looks even sharper edged and more dangerous for anyone in it or who gets run into by it than the full sized vehicle.
A remix of the classic meme "I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious." This version now reads "I hate it when Musks try to help but the task at hand requires zero Musks so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious" and below the text is Musk in a black baseball cap with "Make America Great Again" written on it in lighter black, in a black suit, with his head facing down but his eyes facing up giving the most insane looking super villain glare. The picture was taken when he was giving Donald Trump a handshake on stage after being called up. It's so many layers of cringe and sadness.
The set for the famous improv comedy show Whose Line is it Anyway. The improv performers have been replaced with an image of the supreme court justices on the stage. And in place of Drew Carey/Aisha Tyler is Donald Trump at the MC's desk. At the top left the Whose Line Is it Anyway logo has been replaced with Whose SCOTUS is it anyway, with SCOTUS in pink over the O in Whose as opposed to the cast. And at the bottom right is the text that is a remix of the original line they say, that now says "Where justice is made up and the constitution doesn't matter"
Top text: would a pant suit go like this Top image: The utterly incredible Tilda Swinton in a stunning light blue pantsuit with black edge detailing Bottom text: or like this Bottom image: A soulless corporate vector illustrated style court room with a lawyer on the left, a judge behind their bench in the middle, and the same pair of green cargo shorts in the witness stand
Sweet William Farms Art Studio posting video of their chickens with the text "A few of our teenage chickens have ventured out for the first time" and below that is the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo from the 90s but with the text "Teenage Chickens First Venturing"
Instead of pink white and chocolate neapolitan ice cream flavours, it's pink white and blue colours of the trans flag neopronoun ice cream
2 bodega cats sitting in a box on a shelf among the rest of the store's merchandise and one of them is definitely not Grogu
a picture of an adorable dog wearing a hat that makes it look like a frog with the text "thought I was froggo. surprise I am doggo!"
An image of an orange cat with spikey hair, cheap early 2000s era sunglasses, taken with a cheap early digital camera with flash burn and it just looks so dated and the cat looks like every single guy from every eurobeat EDM music video from that era
Top text: Would a cargo ship like this? Top image: a picture of the open ocean at sunset (or perhaps even sunrise) with a car floating above the waves. Bottom text: or like this. Bottom image: just the open ocean, the implication being that the car would obviously sink and not act like a ship at all.
My kitty Habanero (named after his mother Jalapeno in the same system as her) sleeping on my blanket on my bed WHEN I WANNA CURL UP IN BED AND GET COSY BUT NOOOOO, HE GOTTA BE RIGHT THERE IN THE MIDDLE TAKING UP *ALL* THE SPACE AND DARES ME TO BE THE JERK WHO WAKES HIM UP AND MOVES HIM SLIGHTLY SO I CAN, GET THIS, DARE TO LIE DOWN IN MY OWN BED WITHOUT FEELING GUILTY. OMG THIS PLACE IS A PRISON AND HABANERO IS MY PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE WARDEN SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE ME FROM THIS LOW STAKES DRAMA I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN
A user with the name "INeverReadTheTOS" saying: I love talking about Charlie Kirk in the past tense. Me, replying: he certainly passed in a tent
a twitter blue tick turning into a swastika
the twitter blue check turning into a swastika
Top text: Mr Sandman, bring me a meme, make it the dumbest one you've ever seen. Then the image is of Anakin and Padme from the impressively terrible Star Wars prequels with Anakin saying "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and it irritating... and it gets everywhere." Then a few piles of sand protruding over the final line of what is honestly some of the worst written dialogue I've ever heard from a major motion picture I mean what were they thinking giving George Lucas this level of unchecked creative control. Girl he can't handle this, his best movie was Empire Strikes Back specifically BECAUSE they limited the amount of input he could have I mean wow were those prequels embarrassing.
Top text reads "when you do unexpectedly well in your exam". Bottom is the scene from the movie The Room where the character randomly says "oh, hi mark" in the most awkward and unnatural way.
Top Text: Conservatives be like. The top image is of the kombucha taste test woman looking with disgust at the number 8647 which means to kick Trump out of The White House. The bottom image is of the kombucha taste test woman looking approvingly at the number 1488 which is a coded number conservatives use online that refers to the 14 words which is a sentence saying nazi shit, and 88 which is code for Heil Hitler as H is the eighth letter in the alphabet. They do this constantly, Trump and Trump's comms team have put in 1488 all over the place since coming into power in 2016.
"You wouldn't Mac A rena" in the style of the "you wouldn't download a..." anti-piracy ad from the early 2000s
"You wouldn't Mac A rena" in the style of the "you wouldn't download a..." anti-piracy ad from the early 2000s
A tweet from Newswire reading: Department of State finalising plan to put Trump's picture on U.S. passports. - The Bulwark/Fox. And an image of the proposed Trump picture, an illustrated version of his presidential portrait, print on the inside of a passport page
The worst president in modern US history lying on camera saying he is not a pedophile
Haus of Decline's original cartoon remixed into The Trolley Problem meme. Where the track ahead is clear. The person controlling the switch on the track is the younger version of the woman that the bully has been calling a girl. He now controls the future. Tied to the tracks is the bully proclaiming "You are a boy". And on the tracks, is the woman all grown up, and her younger self can decide to switch the track signal so she can run over and destroy her bully, or she can move on with her life. The point is, the choice is hers now, not the bully who has been claiming he can make the choice of who she is and what her future is for her. I didn't put too much thought into this, it's just the right amount
An image of two cats sitting on large rocks on the sidewalk in two very different postures, this is the original image don't believe the text of the post, I was being a rascal
It's the Mexican $100 bill featuring a beautiful Mexican cenote, because it's a c-note. Yes this is fake and made up but come on, how awesome would this actually be if the Mexican c-note featured a Mexican cenote?!
The poster for the movie Sinners, but it's been edited to say SINNERBUN and it has cinnamon buns on it also. I am truly an inspired artist (I'm the worst)
a tiered ranking list template often used by right wing men to enforce artificial hierarchies on their subject matter of choice
A Tamarian from Star Trek saying "sir when the story fabricated"
An image of Sean Hannity in his natural state, yelling at a camera, with the text saying "I'M NO LONGER CATHOLIC!" Hannity ABANDONS HIS FAITH for Trump
Me saying "hey chat. who up openin' they hormuzzy?" My friend cowsy saying "No" Me replying with a sad blob face emoji
A Unimog truck with a cliché manosphere incel Clavicular style illustrated face behind the wheel "mogging" you - it’s a clavicucar for Claviculars! I'm honestly not sure how much more of this looksmaxxing shit I can take At least regular brainrot was for everyone, not just guys who smash themselves in their face with hammers and OD on stream instead of getting therapy for severe body dysmorphia and phobia of girls germs
Fozzie Bear as a Tamarian saying "waka when the curtains fell"
The hotdog "we're all just trying to find out who's responsible for this" costume guy from the I Think You Should Leave sketch but Tim Robin's face has been replaced by Dave Chappelle's