Graham Goring

@grahamgoring.bsky.social

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Professional idiot and award-losing writer (LEGO City Undercover, LEGO etc etc, Planet Zoo, Planet Coaster & many more). Making an indie game in the most oversaturated genre on the market. (Banner by ptoing)

A picture of the review's summary stating: The Announcers can be super harsh (my daughter cried)
A picture of a musical instrument with the words "Please fucking shut up. Please fucking shut up or I will kill you." written around it.
A black wheelie bin with a sign on it stating "This is my Green bin".
An own-brand healthy cereal called "Special Flakes" which mimics Kellogg's own "Special K".
A photo editing app where part of the UI resembles a phallus with attendant testicles beneath.
Hair Transplant advert which features a man with a grid drawn on his head in preparation, making him look a lot like Pinhead from the Hellraiser movies. Below it, it says "Hair Transplant: Results will leave you speechless!"
A double plug socket with a plethora of plugs spewing from it via multiplugs, each with a green safety sticker on it.