Grant Lammi

@grant.lammi.com

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Lava lamp where the wax looks like a preserved xenomorph from Alien.
Screenshot of Kiro writing an AWS Lambda function.
Two Skyline Chili coneys. Left one is chicken and right one is classic chili. The chicken one has a plastic sword in it.
A misery rating of 89 as a Bengals, Reds and Blue Jackets fan.
The Kiro.dev thinking icon.
Front of a trading card of a dog at Nationwide Children's Hospital named Kota.
Scoreboard of a video game tournament.
Fire extinguisher in a fireworks display at the store.
Icon showing a delayed flight
Apple Migration Assistant progress screen.
Fresh cut lawn at the green space quad of Nationwide Children’s Hospital.
Wall of framed photos of employee dogs at Amazon HQ2.
Dr. Strange, Adam Warlock and the Silver Surfer talking about current events.
A stuffed Canadian goose from the University of Waterloo.
Cover of “Niksen: The Dutch Art of Doing Nothing”
ChatGPT says no to YOLO
Good advice from ChatGPT
Prompting ChatGPT
Screenshot from VSCode Step Functions Workflow Studio showing an ECS run task state and and EventBridge state.
Giant construction cranes building a second tower at Nationwide Children’s Hospital.
Darth Vader saying "You are beaten. It is useless to resist."
Stack trace showing an Internal Service Exception when using AWS Glue Crawler.
Screenshot of tv show where US Border Patrol has stopped a driver trying to import beef jerky into the country.
Screen shot of a power outage message for a house.
A funny text message thread.
AWS SAM the squirrel with a single tear because Eric betrayed him.
An old man wearing reading glasses.
Video thumbnails of Eric Johnson watching me code in the AWS Step Functions console.
AWS documentation with a red arrow pointing out that table buckets can indeed have hyphens in their name.
Athena query stats graph showing a query run against an Iceberg table in a Data Table S3 bucket.
Athena query stats graph showing a query run against an Iceberg table in a regular S3 bucket.
macOS Activity Monitor showing R pegging the CPU (single threaded) as it attempts to compile C++ library code.
Harry Potter mug of the Marauder’s Map.
Screenshot of a confirmation popup in the DynamoDB section of the AWS Console showing a robot dog warning you that the delete action cannot be reversed.
A group of stuffed animals at IKEA sitting at a dining room table having a tea party.
Please Wait screen on a Pokemon card vending machine.
It was the Y2K-adjacent midpoint between the door-to-door salesmen of the boomer era and the present-day dystopia of A.I.–enhanced robocalling—the last few years before American credulity (and disposable income) was decisively strip-mined by post–9/11 disillusionment, the emergence of the internet, an economy that seemed to lurch from crisis to crisis, and, well, petty cheats like me, the bedrock of this nation.
The Simpsons version of Monday Night Football
A pair of Saddleback Leather slippers.
Corey Quinn talking about AWS GenAI
A very sad and thirsty man than is missing his Diet Dr Pepper.
Slot machine with almost a winner
Eric Johnson talking to attendees at AWS re:Invent 2024
AWS re:Invent badge
Three small glasses of bourbon from a bourbon tasting.
A half empty bottle of Buffalo Trace bourbon.
An electric pump filling the air in a tire on a Volkswagen.