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Amy Rose: "Don't freak out! We'll make it through this if we stick together!" Batman, upside down in null space: "Amy's right. We anticipated this."
Vector's bio says "Dislikes: The office landlord"
a sonicme'd me
responding to a prompt to tell the duck & grape joke from Stephen King's post on x, Grant posts the following on discord: Okay A duck walks into a bar, and says "Got any grapes?" Bartender says no. The duck leaves. Where the duck goes, no one knows, but the next day, once again, the duck shows. "Got any grapes?" quacks the duck to the familiar bartender. "Did you not hear me the first time!? I said no grapes. And if you ask me a third time, I'll nail your fucking beak to the bar. Now scram." The duck understands a threat when its been issued, so out waddles the duck. The bitter rain outside seems to lather the duck in failure but the bartender has exactly as much sympathy for the duck as he has grapes, which is none. Wouldn't you know it, the next day, that same duck arrives at that same bartender's shift "Got any hammers?" asks the duck "Am I hardware store? No! Beat it!" The duck leaves - but then right at the door, he turns around and with a twinkle in their eye and a mischievous grin upon their beak - the duck asks - "So then. Got any grapes?" -- The End -- ## Postscript: The bartender hung himself that night from the rafters. He left no note, but he did leave out ... a bowl of grapes.
three screenshots - Ocarina of Time on N64; the remake on 3DS; and the upcoming remake on Switch 2 - of Link sleeping in his bed at the beginning of the game. Only in the Switch 2 screenshot does Link not wear boots.
six panels from Absolute Batman #6 in which Batman seems to punt a child, though he first puts a life jacket on them
Dead Gears: Space of War
The Onion headline for Monday May 18 2026 - Trump Requests 1.2 Trillion To Have
Sonic in Smash Bros Brawl
Sign from Buffalo Sabres game showing the Canadian maple leaf symbol, then a red heart, then the Sabres logo. Beneath it, it says Polymarket and then unrelated is NO
Buffalo Sabres players celebrating after scoring a goal
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About Me video games: They all feature Sonic the Hedgehog except the overrated title
“Grant is talking about himself in a way that feels kinda self centered” narrates the game as Sonic meets Grant
Leo pointing - hey I know that guy!
donald glover is yoshi
It’s Donald Trump the ultimate monster. Folks,
Trending topics on bluesky 1. Billie Eilish 2. Bad Bunny 3. Pharrell 4. M3GAN 2.0 5. Billie Eilish
Food Truck that says Bimbo on it
Elliot slipping at the end of Christmas NiGHTS
title screen for Sega Saturn game Christmas NiGHTS
Michael Jackson, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Hisashi Suzuki
Jim Downey on Conan's podcast saying "Jeffrey Epstein, the NY financier?"
Knuckles batting as Sonic catches from Sonic Movie 2
Scientology booth at comic con with an older man in suspenders standing in front
map of the US with each of the 50 states colored blue
NYT description of right wing influencer on insta
A monster from irl
The cast of Severance pose
Point/Counterpoint from The Onion - "If I see Doug, I'm going to kick his ass vs apparently Doug is a better fighter than I thought"
Me and my cat
Tails outside of Sonic's window