grape

@grapeschitz.com

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life is a party and i am the piñata https://t.me/thisgoat

adorable purple goat in yellow briefs giving it a tug
let you know when i missed the layover flight it’s cold rain and winter frost in seattle but your arms will keep me warm tonight
CABRE COUTURE
orange fox reads from a drawn on clock on his wrist: “Blimey, look at the time! Just enough to steal my flatmate’s precious noodles” “Yesss there they are. He’s gonna be so mad, but he’ll never know it was me right??” He opens the fridge and is greeted with a “FREEZE!” Micro grape (a purple goat) in the fridge points a shrink ray at Jym fox and fires Jym wakes up between two chopsticks and thinks “I thought we agreed no shrink ray for punishment.” only to be greeted with goat mouth “uhhh… Grape? Let’s be civil..” Too late. Jym enters goat maw and quickly loses balance, before falling into goat throat he begs “Wait! I can pay you back!” His last word is “please” Grape is very pleased and takes a big gulp of the fox like he just ate a dumpling without chewing. Grape gets to eating his own noodles in his underwear as Jym’s spirit flies away 🕊️ “Shooot. There goes half the rent”
goat at the alexis
COMMISSIONS OPEN
grape in his underwear with a throbbing tent, very discombobulated under a massive paw mere... feet... from his face
“Giga-Moss” latches himself onto the side of the Seattle Space Needle, “King Kong” style . dust and debris cloud beneath him. he grips onto a normal sized goat in his free hand. the goat blushes as he “tries” to make a half-ass escape.
goat and deer on couch in their underwear, discarded clothes scattered around. both have visible excitement in their briefs. the deer can’t take his eyes off the goat’s bulge. something gay is about to happen
Grape is behind Hans, attaching an ear tag to the mutt. after being attached, it seems Hans' ear has turned into the shape of a goat's ear. with the tag reading "04" panicked, Hans reaches for the tag with bare paws, as horns begin to sprout. somehow the ear tag has now moved up, reading "38" the tag ticks higher, as Hans' paws turn into useless hooves, hooves that could never be dexterous enough to remove an ear tag. realization sets in as the ear tag flashes "64. 65.. 66..."
scruffy raccoon in lime briefs sits inside a emptied out refrigerator. holding a slice pepperoni mushroom pizza in one hand, and a beer in the other. he licks his lips while making eye contact with the viewer.
dogs in briefs, one comes from behind and sticks his hand near the other’s crotch area. “awruff?” the groped one asks “awruff. wuff. wuff” the other replies “cool. set the table”
Orange mouse in a Jeff Probst outfit is putting an “immunity necklace” on the neck of a kneeling wolf. “Individual Immunity goes to Maple!” says the mouse. The pair are on a beach in front of a completed puzzle that spells out “outbleat - outbaah - outgrass- GOATVIVOR”.
a wolf, goat, dog, and snow leopard in the snow protesting with signs that say "ABOLISH ICE" and "ICE OUT" as well as an upside-down american flag
a balloon aardvark asks a piñata goat “squeak, squeak squeak squeak?” the tied up piñata goat blushes at the inquiry and replies “😅💥💦”
3D printed grape goat, but he is also a shot glass holder.
hottapwater in shades and a killer leather jacket says “me ‘n da guys hear iz sum buddy’s burfday tudday” enter grape: That’s me! Grape! It’s my burfday! hottapwater: well before we move on to uh… “all enjoying your cake” heh you of course have gotta… heh heh heh First you gotta blow out ALL da candles grape: “phoo-wishhh” -happy burfday
Tell me, is it me? Do you not wanna be seen With somebody as young and unassuming as me? Or are you being strange, so other goats my age… Will hit you up and give you the attention you crave?
purple goat grapeschitz fullsuit and brown weasel rosphix partial
“And suddenly… He was in the company of those weirder than him” “Which is funny because…” “…All he ever wanted…” “…was to be understood”
a purple goat struggles while tied to a tree with pink rope and christmas lights
a marten and goat hold hands with “saturday morning” above them in the next panel, the goat has become a piñata and the marten has become micro, holding a kit kat he received from the piñata that he is now walking around with a rope.
“I’ve Made Too Much Pasta” MFF 2025 poster featuring four bandmates. Art by me, GrapeSchitz
art show mature gallery sign with art by grapeschitz
grape the goat and owen the gator walk merrily with “MFF 2025” in the corner
grape the goat as a piñata hanging from a ceiling fan with rope.
three jack o lanterns depicting a goat, a fox, and a wolf
a marten (older) embraces a goat (younger) for an invasive kiss
a tattoed and pierced hog spoons a coyote, covering his crotch with his trotters. they are both boys.
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