Grasvëlth

@grasvelth.bsky.social

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I cook, I bake, I make memes.

A slab of focaccia bread on a wire rack on a pine table. In the background, a blue curtain, a window and a potted plant on the windowsill.
A dozen custard tarts on a wire rack
A slab of focaccia bread on a wire rack on a charcoal countertop.
Pictured here is scrambled eggs with tomato and onion, on toast, with some parmesan and black pepper on top. Set in a shallow bowl with concentric circles of bright primary colours.
FR: Un montage, assez mauvais, du portrait d'Arthur Schopenhauer, une chope de bière à la main. En légende en haut en police Impact en majuscule : Chopine hour En bas : C'est la chopine hour. C'est un jeu de mots, assez mauvais lui aussi, sur le nom de Schopenhauer, et le concept d'une happy hour dans un bar. EN: A badly edited picture of the portrait of Arthur Schopenhauer where he is made to hold a mug of beer. Two captions in all caps Impact font read above as : Chopine hour And below as : C'est la chopine hour. It's a play on words on the name of Schopenhauer sounding like "chopine" (french for a small beer mug) and how a French native speaker would pronounce "hour". All relating to the concept of happy hour at a bar.
A sandwich made from thin focaccia bread. With layers of lettuce, basil leaves, cheese and cured meat. The sandwich has been cut into rough triangles, with one half set upwards. It's in a shallow bowl with concentric circles of differents bright primary colours.
A slab of focaccia bread set on a wire rack.
Black muffin tray on a gas hob. Inside are little custard tartlets. The ones on the front have some blotches of caramelisation on the custard, the ones at the back are a more uniform cream yellow. The pastry cases made out of rice paper stick out the sides in spikes.
A close-up of the interior of a red plastic bowl. A fried egg with a runny yolk sits atop a bed of basmasti rice and red chili con carne. A garnish of roughly cut coriander. In the background, the keyboard of a laptop and a salt shaker.
A meme from the format of Glenn Close saying "Florals? For spring? Groundbreaking." The subtitles have been altered with textboxes to read as "Brown butter and sage? For fall? Groundbreaking. ". Meant to convey sarcasm, as brown butter and sage is a very common fall food pairing.
A loaf of sourdough bread set on a wire rack on a grey kitchen countertop. In the background a wooden peppermill, a green metal bottle of olive oil, and a transparent plastic salt mill.
A red plastic bowl with tapered edges and a black exterior. Set on a wood table. Inside is rice, a few slices of roast pork with a dark glaze, some shredded seasoned mango interspersed with chili flakes and minced red onion. In the background going from left to right : a blue curtain, the view of a red sandstone tennement building accross the street, a green plant in a pale pastel pink pot.
An empty bag of Honor brand cornmeal
The picture depicts 4 cubes of cooked cornmeal that have been fried in butter, set on a paper towel.
A potato salad in a green silicone food tub. Taken at a 30° angle. Containing quarters of red potato with the skin on, interspersed with diced cucumber, apple and chopped walnut. Set on a wooden table in front of a bow-window with a plant on the windowsill.
Fresh loaf of sourdough bread, with the wee ear and everything. On a wire rack set on a white, blue and red paisley tea towel. With a plant in the background and blue skies through the window. A blue curtain in the left hand corner.