Ali Gray

@graybot.bsky.social

286 Followers 328 Following

Formerly of The Shiznit, author of How To Be a Dad: The Selfish Man's Guide to Adequate Parenting, writer of words, eater of crisps, oval-shaped layabout, hello

Tom Cruise's fake ass from Valkyrie
Dude looks like Michael Myers
A rainbow coloured jar of Marmite with the label 'Elton John Limited Edition'
A painting of Nate Dogg, regulating guests at reception
An image of a donut company promotion for the Bob Dylan movie A Complete Unknown for reasons that make total sense
Mark Wahlberg is bald
An image of a friend sharing a news article about the actor Ezra Miller getting in trouble for threatening a man