Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum

@greasoid.bsky.social

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Untouchable (thick slimes)

List of Discourse Topics I've muted
Portrait of a Bloodless Quant
Screenshot of a Reddit r/Wellthatsucks post, "coworker spilled soil in my zen garden, then turned it on" includes picture of a small, round, automated zen garden full of fine white sand, with a little coarse dark dirt mixed in by the automatic rotary sand rake
Screenshot of a lore entry in Marathon (2026). It reads: To the creep running a Thief model, Icon series, who can't seem to get enough of me. A record of our most recent acquaintance: The claymore incident. good play. I would've ridden your coattails into the Pinwheel and dropped you with the WSTR. Instead, I've been second-guessing red lights for days. Knife fight in the vents. Shoulder, then gut. C'mon, you know you shouldn't have pushed. You're better than that. Traded in the swamp. In my defense, I was toxed when you came at me with that death wish of a grapple. But hey, bleeding out in Marsh is nicer with company. Where've you been? A good nemesis is hard to find. I'll be waiting at that Hauler. //Destroyer, Locus series, running Refresh_Resist
Caption: "The right-hand rule is way past cool!" Sonic the Hedgehog in a dynamic pose, with the vectors a, b, and a x b drawn on his outstretched hand.
TENDER BOY Thinnest Skin Online(R) In the style of the Game Boy Color boot screen
Product pic of the Rez Trance Vibrator USB accessory
section of painting "Ivan the Terrible and and His Son Ivan," an old man has a haunted look of terrible regret as he holds the dying body of his son, whom he has struck in the head
Screenshot of a spreadsheet, the dignified use of color coding and slanted column labels is elegant and attractive
Screenshot of Marathon (2026), end-of-match loot tally screen, with a cubey-lookin Temporal Fragment visible in the loot
A Contract from Marathon (2026). "Novelties III: SekGen wants Eccentric Salvage, especially Alien Alloy from Perimeter and Synapse Cubes from Outpost. Defeat any UESC; SekGen favors commander combat data. IN A SINGLE RUN: -Exfil Eccentric Salvage [Sekiguchi Salvage++] 0/2 - 120 rep. -Defeat UESC [Commanders++] 0/30 - 120 rep." Zero rerolls remain, the timer for more reads 110 hours
The Two Wieners meme template. Two kids, one is proudly holding two hot dogs. Top text: "Gee Billy, how come you've got TWO free kits?" Bottom text: "I survived spawning into Dire Marsh for once"
Starfleet Academy screenshot. Holly Hunter in an all-white ensemble, lounging in a figure-4 pose on a couch, with some kind of top-of-foot chainmail attached with an anklet and big-toe-ring that leaves her tootsies out
Ms. Rachel and Mayor Mamdani performing a crying motion by holding their fists toward their eyes
Shrek
Product shot of boots with long extensions beyond the toeline that curl up and back over the foot. "Czech Craftsman" watermark in the lower-right