Sydni 🌙

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29. she/her. Do you have time to talk about our Lord and savior Freddie Mercury?

My score on hanks game 4x3. I wish I understood it enough to describe it better. I did fine. I got one mistake, yellow category first. Oh wait, I see what it is now. Yellow category correct, blue category correct, green and purple mixed, then purple correct, then green. Thanks Hank, this was fun! Going to send it to my NYT-game-obsessed sister in law now.
Screenshot from the powerpoint that is italicized text that reads "This was obvious to anyone who was paying attention."
A Luigi figurine trapped in Hank's office. #freeluigi
My tuxedo cat, Miles
A bluesky screenshot where I replied to hank with a photo of some large, clear jars with rather phallic handles on the lids, and hank replied "I feel like there's lore here."
A photo of a boxed Gardevoir figuring that looks like it's doing a Nazi salute
My VIP pass to a blue october concert
Promotional mail from good.store addressed to me at my office lmao
Side-eyeing Chloe meme
Brennan Lee Mulligan on the show "Um, Actually"
Scarlett Johansson crying
A push notification from the pizzamas app. Text reads: "Hank's Slice of the Day Who's the real boss in a relationship? Whoever picks the toppings!"
The scene in Gilmore Girls where Luke punches Chris and the moment the door opens, "Lorelei" by The Pogues starts playong
A photo of a white mug with an illustration of a cat face. The expression in the cats eyes indicates it's seen too much that it cannot unsee. The cat is wearing a pink bow on one ear, and text on the mug reads "What a fucked up time to be alive."
Kermit the frog looking out a window covered in rain
The sun glistening off Lake Michigan at Grand Haven State Beach
The surprised Pikachu meme
A photo of Freddie Mercury in stage in the 70s,surrounded by smoke and light
A "before" image of the left headlight of my car. It's almost completely fogged over.
A tuxedo cat licking a heart-shaped purr pop treat
A screenshot from the app Focus Friend that shows the poster's decorated room
A t-shirt with a photo of Vic Michaelis. Text on the shirt reads "THAT'S MY PRESIDENT"
9 tidy cats litter jugs tied together with dental floss
Ben Affleck smoking meme surrounded by semi-transparent, cloud-shaped, embarrassing photos of Hank
A resent bluesky post from the Good Dot Store account, except most of the words/letters are blocked off so it choppily says "they hit the second touuer" There was no W in this post so I used a double-U and I hope people get it.
Peppa pig hanging up the phone
A magnet that reads: "NO, YOU'RE RIGHT LET'S DO IT THE DUMBEST WAY POSSIBLE BECAUSE IT'S EASIER FOR YOU"
A photo of a pink hibiscus flower I took in Hawaii in 2020, just before the entire world shut down
A Lion at the John Ball Zoo with its head tilted up to the sky, mouth open and tongue out, mid-yawn
Lightning flashing rapidly outside my bedroom window
An emergency alert that popped up on my phone tonight. Text reads: Emergency alert: Severe May 15, 09:52 PM National Weather Service: SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING in effect for this area until 11:15 PM EDT for DESTRUCTIVE 80 mph winds. Take shelter in a sturdy building, away from windows. Flying debris may be deadly to those caught without shelter.
The Tyra Banks "I was rooting for you/We were all rooting for you" meme, but the text has been edited to read "I voted for you/We all voted for you"
My name is Sydni Willcock, I currently live in Grand Rapids, and I've been a Michigan resident my entire life. I voted for you in both elections because I believed you when you said you supported women and the LGBTQIA+ community. I believed that YOU believed in protecting my freedom to make my own choices with my body, and that my queer and transgender friends here in Michigan would be safer with you as our governor. I just watched a video of you hugging Donald Trump. I cannot be more clear that this is a direct act of hypocrisy. I don't even feel the need to explain why, it's so alarmingly obvious. I am appalled and disgusted. I don't know who you're trying to pander to, but you have lost my trust. You have betrayed the trust of women, immigrants, the LGBTQIA+ community, and many more. I expected better of you.
List five famous people you've either met or have been within a few feet of, but ONE is a lie. Then let your friends guess which one they think is a lie.
A screenshot of two texts I sent to my sister back to back. "I can't believe you're graduation college" "Wow maybe I need college"
The fridge in my work's break room. The door handles are on the right.
The twilight meme of the scene where Bella asks how old Edward is, but witch John Green's face pasted over Edward's. Text reads: How are you? Anxious. How long have you been anxious? A while.
A screencap of Walton Goggins as Rick Hatchett in season 3 of The White Lotus. This moment he is looking absolutely bewildered during Sam Rockwell's monologue in the fifth episode.
Text from my sister in-law that reads "She's asleep lol" Timestamp is 4:25AM
My copy of "Everything Is Tuberculosis" by John Green, opened to show his signature written in purple sharpie
View out my windshield as I go through a car wash. The winshield is being sprayed with water, there are red and yellow LED lights about, and there's a white SUV in front of my car.
A poll that reads: Would you rather -Fistfight 5 clowns with a month to prepare -Fistfight one clown but you never know when it's coming for you -Be a clown that fistfights strangers for a living
A little pink or beige frog (I can't really tell) sitting on a ceramic green leaf, surrounded by foliage. It's front feet are resting on its back feet much like a person with their hands folded in their lap. It appears to be smiling. This lil guy gives off a patient, happy vibe.
Brennan Lee Mulligan and Zac Oyama in the Make Some Noise Episode "A Takedown of Billionaires Rihanna, Beyoncé, and Oprah" Zac is leaning back into Brennan, looking sad am dejected, while Brennan stares off thoughtfully to the left.
Meme of poorly drawn person on all fours, shaking and crying. Their tears have made a puddle beneath them.
A VERY close-up picture of my cat, Lorelai. Literally only her nose and left eye have made it into the frame. She's a long hard brown tabby with green eyes, but from this photo you can barely tell any of that.
A small menu. Mostly black and white. An illustration of a snake is on the left side. It reads: "THE CHARMED COBRA Olde Towne Saloon" There's a pink lipstick kiss in the logo Menu reads as follows: "DRAFTS 160z/24oz Amaranth Amber 7GP/9GP Milhorandi Dark 7GP/9GP BOTTLES Amaranth Amber 5GP Harvest Mead 4GP Milhorandi Dark 5GP Silverymoon Ale 6GP COCKTAILS Venom 12GP Rye whisky, absinthe, egg white, lemon juice, simple syrup Mississippi Rattlosnako 10GP Bourbon Rebellion, orange liquier, orange Juice, grenadine Serpent's Whisper 10GP Sierra Fig Cordial, white overproof rum, lemon juice, honey syrup The Antidote 15GP Our famous, house made bloody mary, guaranteed to cure your hangover FOOD Cook's Spocial 10GP Whatever our kitchen has handy today. We'll make sure it fills you up Cook Your Kill 6GP You bring us your catch, we'll whip it up into a tasty meal"
Top-down view of a large pot of chicken noodle soup
The dogs "BONK" meme.
The "is this a butterfly meme?" There are two butterflies in this version of the meme. They are labeled "lesbians" The person is labeled "hank" Text in the bottom reads "you must be Les and Bean"
A png of a white cat paw, shiny pink beans facing the viewer
A bright green cyber truck with a company logo plastered on the side. Text of the logo reads "DILL DADDY PICKLES" in bold, curved font. To the right of the text is a cartoon of an anthropomorphic pickle. It's facing away from the viewer with its lips puckered and for some godforsaken reason they've given this food item round, shiny buttocks that point directly at the viewer. A horrifying sight.
A screenshot of the bottom of a text box. Visible text reads: "BUT I WILL BE BACK I PROMISE YOU!!!!"
A cat-themed NFT meme. The top says "Yeah, I'm into NFTs" Below that is a close up of a cat's pink nose with text that reads "Noses" Bottom left is a close up of the underside of a cats paw, beans exposed, with text that reads "Feets" Bottom right is a cmiling catsl's face, the bottom row of it's teeth are exposed. Text reads "Teefs" Meme implies that NFT stands for "Noses, Feets, Teefs"
Upside down and mirrored image of a Montana winter landscape showing some whisper clouds. The moon is rising over the mountains and, in the foreground, there is the guard rail of a bridge with the word “trouble” written on it in pink paint.
A top-down view of my cat Lorelai. She's a long haired brown tabby, looking up ag the camera with her big, round, green eyes.
Photo of Kendrick Lamar during his Superbowl LIX halftime performance. He's looking directly into the camera and smiling while holding the mic up to his mouth. Context of the photo is that he's saying "Say, Drake" during the song "Not like us" He also happens to be wearing jeans that have made every millenial white woman lose her mind. They (respectfully) hug his butt perfectly and flare at the bottom, just draping over his heels in a way that is both stylish and you know will make the jeans soaked up to his ankles if he wears them out on anything but a perfectly dry day. Nothing about the pants is relevant, though I do feel it's important to society as a whole.
A screenshot of mnollie123.bsky.social "Ollie" saying "Trans is just acting on the mental disorder."
A mock up of Taylor Swift's reputation album cover except the photo is Travis Kelce at Superbowl LIX
The "the fault in our stars" "okay? okay" meme but it says "women? fish"