Waffle House of the Dragon

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As a father of a daughter;;; DCTID, Go Green, etc etc

First handful of the product (tomatoes) after a late as hell planting
Bitchass tomato hornworm about to find out
Weekly forecast for Detroit indicating we all gonna melt
Agua del sol (a can of Oberon, approximately the...4th? Unit of alcohol this poster has made time for this year)
A calico cat sits with its paws together on a cat hotel type thing
A delightful Dutch Baby egg pancake, fresh from the oven
A yard blanketed in dead, mostly brownish leaves
The mournful cartoon tiger who represents the Beisbolcats
The mute tab right here on Bluesky, now about to include Barry over at CBS
The majestic logo of the Dertroit Beisbolcats, a very distressed cartoom tiger
A photo-realistic tiger, perhaps of the beisbol subspecies, declares "I wanna die" while jumping over a rainbow
A fukkin adult human-sized Elmo
A gorilla peacefully slumbers in its enclosure, preparing for a beautifully rendered 3D adventure in which he can punch his way to the core of the Earth
Artoo, the fluffy white husky mix and ineffectual Scroofetary of Gardenland Security, explaining from a residential hallway that we are safer but not yet safe while requesting a 16% YOY budget increase despite catching zero varmints
A persistent, leafy vine thicket dotted with four-petaled white flowers envelopes a trellis, absolutely convinced there's sunshine in them thar sidings
The poster, unshaven and weary, being snuggle-grappled by his teeny infant son
They see me rollin
Me, alongside the glorious new whip (black 2018 Pacifica)
*sniff* **you know the one**
This concludes our broadcast day, DCTID
The fearsome power of the Saginaw Spirit, with eagle shriek echoing through the canyons
BE NOT AFRAID ON THE OCCASION OF YOUR BIRTHDAY, AND AS ALWAYS, UP THE DAMN PTKU
Victory pretzels
Packing straight heat in the form of regional grocery store-brand pretzels
A souvenir cup featuring Duffy Daugherty
Sunset over the Death Valley salt flats
Cartoon fox Robin Hood peers in the window, Sickos-style, saying "Ha Ha Ha...Oo-de-lally!"
Taylor Swift roughly imitating the monkey puppet looking at the camera/looking away meme
The Detroit City Football Club's media package, resplendent in 1970s styling
The stew, which stares back
A beef stew, resplendent in its crockpot
A view of Badwater Basin in Death Valley at sunset
A toddler in Christmas pajamas lies facedown on carpet
A SleepIQ score from a smart mattress giving a score of 21 with six periods of restlessness/bed exit spread through the night
A screenshot of Raiders running back Sincere McCormick
The poster, standing in a suite in a football stadium holding a toddler
Rutgers' box score from the football game against Michigan State
A crockpot full of macaroni and cheese with a spatula in it
Snow falls in a backyard with two large, bare trees and a metal shed in it
A brown dog and a white dog sit on small rugs on hardwood floor
A tray of four pieces of cinnamon toast
The Fox Theatre in Detroit, a resplendently-styled art deco performance space
Three dudes stand in front of a statue of a football player who averaged well over 20 yards per game
Artoo the fluffy white vaguely-husky looking dog rolls in some grass
Pic of a sticker depicting a werewolf shredding its shirt underneath "I voted" with an American flag in the background
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #442,245, Waffle House of the Dragon ‪@greenakers.bsky.social‬, joined on Aug 1, 2023"