Mama Murph

@greeneggsinbox.bsky.social

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American from far-west 🇨🇦 (AK), now a liberal Midwest transplant working in HiEd. Mr Rogers said to look for the Helpers, so I do my best to be a Helper, not a Hinderer. 💙🦋 No DMs unless it’s just to tell me how brilliant I am.

Blonde woman saying “Vladimir stop!”

Alexis from Schitt’s Creek saying “Vladimir, STOP!”

Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be.
How does everything feel terrible now?
The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.
Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.
Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.

Several cybertrucks that have been spray painted with graffiti

Headline that states dems are focusing on Musk’s low approval rating to improve their own.

Lyrics to “The Phony King of England” from Disney’s 1973 animated film, Robin Hood.

A list of taglines from tv series The Handmaid’s Tale including “Your body is not your own,” “The future is a fucking nightmare,” “Object,” “The revolution is here,” and “This is not ordinary”

Photo of crispy fried plantain strips and ceviche on a plate.

Mrs. White from the movie Clue saying “he wasn’t a very good president”.