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Crooked jerky jockey driving a crooked hoss.

17-0 team in first down studio draft.
3 UC Irvine shirts from Homefield Apparel and an Irvine sticker on a blue Yeti coozie
Slow blinking soldier from Band of Brothers trying to process the emotional toll of war and TPS reports.
Screenshot of New American Pathways donation above marvelous headshot of Spencer Hall.
Tire cover with “LOVE” where the “O” has been replaced by an eagle wearing a Philadelphia beanie.
Doggo sitting in a vet’s office in front of an orange wall.
Interior of Siena Cathedral, with black and white striped marble columns.
O tanenbaum.
Dinosaurs Rex and Herb from A Claymation Christmas.
The Far Side comic strip with the text “Question: If a tree falls in the forest and no one’s around, and it hits a mime, does anyone care?”
MST3K episode for “Werewolf” with scene of actors playing pool in shirts that look way too small.
“We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.”
Animatronic Martian statue in front of Mars Brewing Company banner
Close cropped profile pic to display Weiner Nationals sunglasses
Cover of “Digger Dozer Dumper” children’s book
A middle-aged man at Angel Stadium in a very nice Homefield UC Irvine shirt.
Donation receipt featuring a photo of a man that I can only hope is wearing JNCO overalls
Man wearing a “Surf’s Up at UC Irvine” t-shirt featuring a surfing anteater.
Black and tan mutt laying stretched out on a couch
Murphy bed in a freshly painted room.
GIF of animated, heavy metal candy Dot and box of Icecaps rocking out.
Screencap of online form complaining of loose synopsis of film Rookie of the Year
A good boy in front of a Christmas tree.
Just a simple Christmas tree.
Macaulay Culkin not liking the bees