Greg Bauch

@gregbauch.bsky.social

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Get 'Unbelievable' at gregbauch.com

Dumb athletic article headline that says cowboys owner Jerry jones thinks the cowboys are super bowl contenders featuring picture of cowboys owner Jerry jones leathery face
A fire pit with large loose stones scattered about. There a low flame and gorgeous orange and yellow coals
Me with my book ‘Unbelievable’. I’m smiling so hard I look completely insane. Like insane. I’m wearing a Fatteys shirt.
screenshot of the Amazon listing of my book 'Unbelievable' showing it's the #182,288 ranked book on the best sellers rank, and #778 in Sports Fiction books
A laptop on a chair opposite another chair in a dark basement. There is a microphone plugged into the laptop and a black and yellow coffee mug next to that on a tall, thin table. There's a blanket draped over the chair holding the laptop and a microwave in the background, for some reason.
Wednesday July 1 at Fattey Beer Wurlitzer, I'm signing and selling copies of my new book Unbelievable.
Book cover of Unbelievable, my new book coming July 1 Cover features title on a tattered basketball backboard with a cloud-filled blue sky background.
An open book on a desk next to a coffee press and table top microphone. It’s a proof copy of the book. The book title is ‘Unbelievable’ by Greg Bauch.
Man in a Sabre shirt circling his arms to celebrate.
The original set of game pieces from the Monopoly game board, including the Top Hat, Thimble, Iron, Wheelbarrow, Dog, Horse Guy, Race car and Shoe
Guy in a Sabre shirt circling his arms to celebrate.
Article text: In a hypothetical where one person could be an entire group of guys, and in this hypothetical I were the collective and entire Tampa Bay Lightning, after that Game 7 I would order the team bus to be driven to the Sunshine Skyway Bridge—there are closer bridges to the arena in the Tampa Bay area, but none higher—and, at mid-span, drive directly off it.
A screenshot of the Commodore 64 game Break Street with a pixelated guy doing a head spin while three pixelated guys watch from the street
Man in a Sabre shirt circling his arms to celebrate.
A box of proof copies of my book. There’s an old basketball hoop on the cover
Man in a Sabre shirt circling his arms to celebrate
One Seymour H Knox plaza filled with Sabre fans.
A Bernese mountain dog named Meg lying on her back in the sun with a content look.
Man in a Sabre shirt circling his arms to celebrate.
Guy in a Sabre jersey circling his arms to celebrate.
Man in a Sabre jersey celebrating by circling his arms.
Me wearing a Sabres tshirt looking unimpressed while my wife licks my face for some reason.
Classic Planters commercial screen grab that says “Theres a whole lotta nuttin going on.”
An old tweet from Vineyille that says [Pastabot 2000 attempts to hand me another bowl of pasta] Jesus christ, not now, Pastabot
Nhl standings showing Sabres atop the division with 100 points but the three-digit number doesn’t for so it’s scewed.
Man in Sabre jersey spinning his arms to celebrate.
Man in Sabre jersey circling his arms to celebrate
A man in a Sabre jersey spinning his arms to celebrate
A man in a Sabre jersey spinning his arms to celebrate