Greg Markwardt

@gregmarkwardt.bsky.social

194 Followers 831 Following

Vaguely interested in quite a lot of stuff. British.

A can of Dr Pepper that has exploded, the whole top of the can blasted upwards, on a work desk.
The daily T podcast. 'Our children are trans. We blame the BBC.
A boy fishing at a river bank.
A load of bloody massive courgettes.
Nala, a tortie/tabby cross, leaning against my leg with not a care in her tiny mind.
A banana "salad" that could barely look more like a dripping erect penis flowering from a ring of pineapple. With a cherry on top.
A ridiculously fancy cake in the shape of a castle featuring a dragon astride it and a princess riding a unicorn outside the moat. It looks more like a playset than anything edible.
Far too many doughnuts.
A box of tea bags that claims to be "salted caramel" flavour with a post it note on top that says "try me".
Cat paw marks over intricate tiling.
A rather handsome graphic novel called "High Grey" with a selection of bonus merch. The cover features a cat perched high above a city gate.
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #878,799, Greg Markwardt ‪@gregmarkwardt.bsky.social‬, joined on Sep 6, 2023"
A barbers shop with a prominent sign reading "GOAT BARBERS"'