Gregor Clark

@gregorjclark.bsky.social

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Often found on a golf course (the very nice one in the picture). Scottish & politically left of centre. Makes a decent espresso & sourdough pizza (gluten free options always available). 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏌️ Back in the 90s I did 🎺 🎶 for a living

Picture of Homer Simpson from the episode in which he stated he’d invested in pumpkins. Prices had been going up all through October & he predicted they’d peak in January so he was holding off. Basically the same joke I stole for the eclipse glasses.

Photo of BBC News coverage of today’s events in Ceuta. They used the caption ‘Swarm of migrants’ and the presenter used the same phrase. They could have used accurate, non judgmental terms like ‘many’, ‘thousands of’ etc. but chose to use the pejorative ‘swarm’.

A 1990s vintage Aiwa portable DAT recorder. Photo includes the external extended battery and wired remote control.

BBC weather map showing the area impacted by the extreme heat warning. It covers an area boundaries by Cardiff, London, Exeter & Birmingham. Part of the UK, but very much not ‘The UK’.

Today’s sourdough loaf. Crusty & delicious with a big chunk cut off and already eaten. Elon Musk is not a trillionaire - he’s a charlatan & con man.

AI image of the Statue of Liberty with a Scotland scarf & traffic cone on its head.

Farage’s post about a substack subscription.

AI Image showing the Statue of Liberty with a traffic cone on its head and a Scotland football scarf round its neck.

Brodick Bay, Isle of Arran today. Beach & grass in the foreground, sea with a few small boats in the middle and the stunning backdrop of Goat Fell & Glen Cloy, all below a deep blue sky with a few fluffy white clouds. Beautiful.

BBC Devon Political Reporter, Miles Davis reporting on council elections.

Screen shot of the Arccos golf app which uses sensors and GPS to track my real golf performance. It can then use data analysis & AI to calculate how I should play any hole on any course with real time weather data. Very clever. Works great in the real world.

A list of recent flights by a single large passenger jet which normally flies through Dubai. Routes to Seoul, Paris, Johannesburg & Glasgow over 3 days.

Golf driving range with very poor weather. Can hardly see the targets for the hailstorm.

A blank white sheet of paper.

Mass demonstrations in Leipzig 1989. Many thousands of people on the streets of a cold city in winter seeking to overthrow a repressive regime which had made plans to shoot them. Picture taken on Karl Marx Platz (now Augustusplatz) between Gewandhaus Concert Hall and Opera House

Chart showing the share price of green energy supplier Iberdrola has doubled in the last 3 years.

Share price chart for Iberdrola (IBE). Current share price is €18.30.
It was €9.37 in Oct 2022 and peaked at €18.90 two weeks ago.

The constellation Orion in the night sky with faint aurora borealis in the background.

A modified version of the photo of Trump being gifted Maria Corina Machado’s Nobel Peace Prize medal. The picture frame has been made blank to allow mischief makers to edit it.

Google earth image showing the planet from above the North Pole. This shows Greenland’s relative size more accurately than the standard Mercator Projection.

A road sign on Orkney pointing to the village of Twatt

Freepost return envelope which I am using to send back the mail shot which Reform UK sent to my house. Arseholes.

My metallic grey KitchenAid mixer.

Janet Godley pictured at Turnberry holding her iconic ‘Trump is a Cunt’ placard.
The word ‘Trump’ has been blacked out to emulate the redactions in the latest release of Epstein evidence.

My t-shirt with R.T.F.M. written across the chest.

Scenic view of Corrie golf club looking towards the mountain Cir Mhor.

The famous sign at Bethpage Black golf course:
WARNING
The Black Course Is An Extremely Difficult Course Which We Recommend Only For Highly Skilled Golfers”

Jaco Pastorious, arguably the greatest bass player of all time. Bass is fairly high up but not as high as Mark King would go.

Tall grasses in the foreground, golden sands, blue sea and mountains in the distance. Fluffy clouds & blue skies. Hard to believe, but it’s in Scotland.

Screenshot of Neville Chamberlain making his ‘Peace for our time speech’ holding the written agreement with Adolf Hitler signed in 1938

Screen shot from the BBC news website prompting the user to sign in or register. The ‘neither of those’ option is called ‘maybe later’

Isle of Arran seen from next to the 3rd green of Royal Troon Golf Club, Scotland. Blue skies with fluffy clouds.