Gregory Wild-Smith

@gregory.wild-smith.com

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VW Bus owner, Ghostbuster, & Clio Award winner. Passionate about making things, UX, & A11y. A-CSM, A-CSD, & Agile Leadership certified Staff Software Engineer. Formerly Netflix, LinkedIn, & much more. 🇬🇧🇺🇸

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Three two legged drone robots from the movie Silent Running.
My VW parked somewhere at the waterside in Seattle.
Futuristic weird bubble cars
Plate carrée globe projection map
I beg your fucking pardon
Well the important thing is that you’ve found a way to feel superior to both
Speechless
A red-tailed hawk, sitting on top of a light pole, against a pure blue sky in the California Sierras
Oh no
Comic pointing out that Zuckerberg’s “more masculine energy” remarks do not mean he wants a mature definition where powerful men use their strength to uplift & care for those with less, but a childish definition where they can be aggressive & cause harm with no repercussions
My M2 MacBook Pro, wrapped in a wavy blue to white to orange to red patterned vinyl.
“Yet you participate in society, curious! I am very intelligent.”
Visit Oakland sign
Charlie Brown laughing and yelling “I don’t care, I don’t care, I don’t care.”
Two Bodum Bistro tea cups on their cork coasters, full of early grey tea. Behind them sits the distinctive profile of a Utah Teapot
Comic panel of a generic character saying “oh no”
A split screen VW bus decorated all over with Christmas lights.
Fleishhacker Pool
Moo the baby hippo & the text become ungovernable
A cel from the anime movie Akira (1988) of Tetsuo yelling while falling from a great height
Emergency Alert The National Weather Service has issued a TSUNAMI WARNING. A series of powerful waves and strong currents may impact coasts near you. You are in danger. Get away from coastal waters. Move to high ground or inland now. Keep away from the coast until local officials say it is safe to return.
Gregory’s Coffee logo & text mark
Photo of the Edoff Memorial Bandstand at the park by Lake Merritt, with autumn colored trees & the lake in the background, framed by a large old tree in the foreground
Yard Sign Parody: IN THIS HOUSE, WE: FIGHT IMPERIALISM & COLONIALISM BUILD A FUTURE WITHOUT CAPITALISM & RACISM PUNCH NAZIS, ALWAYS SUPPORT UNIONS HATE COPS & BORDERS SLAY, BECAUSE WE ARE HOT AF
The label & instructions for cooking a Turducken, from Gourmet Butcher Block in Louisiana
The original 1964 bottle with examples of how they painted its smoky green glass with gold paint to make it look more ornate & antique (on the left) and when the show switched to color they painted it the more… eye wateringly colorful pink/purple design (on the right).
Adult chimpanzee squatting on a rock & staring into the distance, his arms crossed over his knees.
Later version of turntable.fm UI, but like all versions: looks like a bunch or cartoon club goers listen to cartoon djs
A cel from Akira (1988), from the scene where Tetsuo teleports into mid air after escaping his confinement in a medical experiment facility. He is facing the camera & yelling, arms & legs flailing out
The Map, folded, showing the clocks along its edge & the space/time/zodiac design of the map. White canvas with full color, though mostly blue & black, printing.
Dialogue: “They say they’ve fixed it with something called ’blockchain’.” “AAAAAAA!! Whatever they sold you, don’t touch it. Bury it in the desert. Wear gloves.”
shocked Pikachu face
Screenshot of the main screen from the 1983 classic game Alley Cat
I want you to punch nazis
Captain America says: I want you to punch Nazis. Punch every goddamn one. (in the style of a WW2 Uncke Sam poster)
DIE MAD ABOUT IT
Chuck Berry’s blonde Gibson ES-350, named Maybellene
11 types of traditional lunar new year candles, laid out in a wheel type of platter
Die Mad About It
The multi-ply edge binding of the firefly 338. Minor finish imperfections along the edge of the red finish
Marty McFly (Micheal J Fox) playing a Gibson ES345 at the Enchanted Under The Sea dance in Back To The Future
A Firefly 338 Pro guitar in 60s cherry red. Patterned after the Gibson ES-335 semi-hollow guitar with cut out f-holes.
The silhouetted outline of an ES-345 style guitar, hanging on a wall, backlit by red lights. It looks both ominous and awesome
Marty McFly in the movie Back To The Future absolutely rocking out while playing a cherry red Gibson ES-345 with a Bigsby bridge & tremolo.
9 mugshots of the Georgia election fraud conspirators, arranged in a grid, with the text “the Shady Bunch” superimposed. In the style of The Brady Bunch main titles.
A dark, orange, sky over a Berkeley street. It looks like late night—streetlights and all—but it is in fact 10am in the morning.