Greg Scallan

@gregscallan.com

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Dad, engineer, security dude. Over the top in all I do!

Pretty flowers
Image of claude.ai saying I reached my session limit
A picture of a dog saying “the human has left me. Abandoned me. To starve me all alone. My loyalty has meant nothing to them. I have never felt more betrayed. Oh. They’re in the bathroom. They must’ve left while I wasn’t looking to forget everything I was saying.
today’s dog thought “the human always takes pictures very close to my nose. It makes my nose look way bigger. Then it actually is. They really enjoy this.
Gitants in first place for draft pick standings
Reggie bar
You can’t pull fat. That’s why I’m never injured. - John Daly
2 beers named after our 2 goldens
Bacon, eggs and homemade sourdough
Stephen King Fairy Tale book cover
Rose 🌹 Rosette Disease. Do not replant roses around the same area
Image of 4,776 Hilton Honors Points worth $9.55 in Amazon credits
Custom Bluesky Feed on Flipboard
HDMI 1 and 2 stickers above exhausts that look like HDMI outlets on a GMC truck
Cat 🐱…. need I say anything more?
Olives in a bowl
teapot handler code used out in the wild
May your coffee be strong and your Mondays be short