jude

@gretchling.bsky.social

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it/its 26 icon by my girlfriend @heavenbreached (sfw but my follows sometimes aren't)

a bathtub being filled up with an xbox inside it labeled "xbox liek water"
clueless meme guy but the arrow pointing to him says "bearer of the curse"
white person with mid-back-length brown hair winking at the camera and smirking. it has yellow-tinted heart sunglasses and bunny ears on. it also has a purple jacket and yellow tshirt, both with mushroom patterns
me! white person, long brown hair, smiling. got a teal hoodie with a matching hat that also has a cheerful clown face on it. my roommate is giving me bunny ears
white person with long brown hair throwing a peace sign wearing a stellar hat with a winky clown hat
pixel art of a phillipino man with wavy brown hair looking nervous. he wears a blue dress shirt, a cross necklace, and a white stole. he drags a length of metal pipe along the ground with him.
picture of me. white person with a purple cardigan, yellow tee, and red skirt, all with mushrooms on them. it's flashing a peace sign and smiling. its hair is about boob-length, draped in front of each shoulder. my kitchen is in the background
mire triton. an emaciated zombie merfolk with pearl-strung bracelets and a net around its waist. it holds a long pole, and wrapped around its face is a golden mask in an expression of anguish.
mister sinister holding a labubu saying "...sinister has no heart. vanity, ah, vanity - the key to a person's soul... and thereby... to dominance over them." he's got the dreamworks eyebrows going on. panel is from chris claremont and marc silvestri's uncanny x-men #239, "vanities."
a range of mountains spread across the horizon, framed between two tall evergreens. it's the tail end of sunset and the horizon blushes a gentle yellow against the dimming blue sky
a sprite done in lisa the painful's artstyle. it depicts a small child with a propeller hat, big lollipop, and cigarette.
egg in a hole with a parmesean crust garnished with basil and two pieces of bacon on the side
my sona which is weird geometry holographs with budding horns and an eye. the eye has a smile to it.
curried chicken, carrots, and potatoes with rice
white person with brown hair past its shoulders holding a preroll (don't smoke kids). it's got stubble and a smile that some people tell me is nice. you can see a trans flag and a few prints hung up in the background
a blt sandwich with orangeish tomatoes
two lemonboy tomatoes closely clustered together. they're a very nice orange color. almost the same shade as the home depot buckets they're growing in now that i think about it..
a black cat laying down on carpeted stairs. his left hind leg is hanging on by literally one toe
rouxls kaard tips his chef's hat to you and says Respect!!! with uncannily fat thighs
dess holiday from deltarune (or my design for her). she's a deer girl with messy boack hair and a severe expression. she wears a scarf and a jacket that's too big for her over a sweater and camo pants, and has a bat slung over her shoulder
roaring knight saying "hey guys" while someone points at her and says "DISMEMBER" and she responds "NOT WHAT I'M CALLED"
tortilla chips with lotsa cheese and braised chicken. flecks of lime zest are visible
a pot full of basil. there are four separate plants that form a pretty thick foliage. the basil is nibbled on in a few places
a lemonboy tomato plant being grown in a home depot bucket filled with soil, now supported with some long bamboo rods
a grilled chicken sandwich on a brioche bun with lettuce and a lot of melted cheese
a heavily jpg-artifact-afflicted meme of a guy holding his hands up in shock reading "HOLD UP!! HIS WRITING IS THIS FIRE???" except the guy's face has been replaced with IMAGE_FRIEND. original image by jojoton56 (i think, i just got it off the mollystars discord)
warmech from final fantasty 1 in its NES incarnation. a bipedal robot with reverse-jointed legs, an almond-shaped body, and some vague tubes running from front to back. it's got a triangular set of three lights at the front, one of which looks a little cartoony eye. it is considered by some to be the first superboss of the final fantasy series and i want to pet it like a weird dog
two small yellow flowers on a tomato plant
a screenshot of a video game menu for equipment. the character wearing this equipment is named Mort, and the menu is in the style of the Lisa RPG series. currently selected is a pair of those novelty New Year's Eve glasses where the lenses are made from the 0s. this pair is for 2002 and is described as "The pinnacle of novelty eyewear." they also have a Wedding Band, Plum Beanie, and Sleeveless Jacket equipped.
a hispanic man with a black eye throws a punch across four frames. he's wearing a maroon beanie, orange shirt, sleeveless denim jacket, and black pants.
degreaser tf2 with hale's own (8500 kills lifetime). it's named The World Revolving (after the song from deltarune) and has a jevil quote as the custom description - "These curtains are really on fire!"
its a lot of egg noodles with veggies and pickled onions 👍
panzanella (a chunky salad similar to caprese) and braised chicken thigh. pickled red onions and a lemon wedge on the side. the utensils are plated to evoke the image of a pair of rabbit ears, or at least that's what i was going for. there's also a cool murder clown coaster by maypurlz on the side
2 gallon homer bucket with a hole drilled in it and a pvc pipe sticking out of the top
The Scream by Edvard Munch. the dramatic reds and oranges of the sunset in the background are extra pertinent to this fun fact
my limited deck from the prerelease. it's sultai. i'm not writing every card out sorry </3
me, a white person with brown hair a bit over shoulder length, smiling and holding up a peace sign. it wears a blue floral shirt (from crowlines!) and a purple mushroom-patterned cardigan (from morningwitchy!). there's a grill in the background but it isn't mine sadly
the but bernie meme but toby's avatar has been poorly drawn over bernie and he's saying "kung pow pluey"
video game screenshot of a flashlight being shined onto the slenderman with a caption just reading "sorry"
meme reading "what kind of deltarune fan are you?" in the format of the "what kind of gamer, are you?" meme. deltarune tomorrow is for new school fans, pluey is for old school fans, friend inside me is for retro fans, and piles of asriel's dust is for ancient fans. so which are you?
two pillbottles, one for estradiol and one for spironolactone
soil composition chart (% sand, clay, silt) captioned with "large pepperoni with extra- oh shit wrong triangle" (playing off mazlow's hierarchy of needs)
Unsmiling, the High Inquisitor gives the order. By the end of the day, The Devious Doctor Woke has been put to death.
homemade hash browns, bacon, and a slice of thick sourdough toast with scrambled eggs and pickled red onion
a bus passes by a man dousing two toddlers with a garden hose. two women watch impassively.
a white person in a black sweater with shoulder length brown hair that curls at the ends. their eyes are closed and they have a thin smile
a bird sitting on a branch that has been photoshopped to have the head and fur patterns of a cat. the cat looks slightly melancholy
two people in full hazmat suits captioned with "UH-OH!!!!! looks like these comments have been infected with... SHIT IDIOT BRAIN FUNGUS!" there are also many biohazard and caution signs
joel from lisa the pointless. he's a middle aged moustachioed hispanic man wearing a bathrobe thing made of tanned garbage bags. he also has a tall, wide brimmed hat made of a similar material and a brown checkered ascot. he holds a bolt-action pistol, ready to load his one bullet into it. and i love him <3
tony dalton as lalo salamanca during his first appearance in better call saul (the last episode of season 4 i think?)
a black cat sitting in someone's lap. he has a contemplative expression and is staring off into space, but in an almost regal manner
title card for Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003). it just saus the RETURN of the KING because i missed this account from twitter but now it's back babey
the three main party members from Lisa the Vegaful - Johnny Walrus, Gary Panther, and Jerry Cracker. Johnny is a heavyset guy with tan skin, a big nose, a handlebar moustache, and a shit-eating grin. Gary has a pompadour that flows into a luscious mane of hair, a narrow face, and a cigarette in hand. Johnny is a lumpy man with a modest moustache. all three wear the Vega uniform (no shirt and small hats with pink bands around them)