Greyson Orlando

@greyson3d.bsky.social

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3D artist. He/him. NO🚫AI

A FedEx tracking history showing a package was out for delivery then delayed every day for the last 4 days in a row.
Sony lays out its AI plan for PlayStation: 'We believe AI will unleash the creativity of our studios"
Mark Baumann Zeeland, MI 9/14/2009 This picture was taken in Mecosta County, Michigan. The camera sits on a common scrape/licking branch that gets a lot of deer activity. There are many coyotes in the area, but I rarely get photos of them. While this photo is not of a giant whitetail, it is classic wildlife shot that will probably never be duplicated. This picture seems to have an almost painted quality to it, with the young coyotes perfectly posed and with the vibrant colors. Love your cameras. Every time I check the cameras is like opening day. 8/09/09 7:54 PM Thanks Mark
A screenshot of Michael Jordan: Chaos in the Windy City for the Super Nintendo. A pixel art Jordan jumps between platforms in an industrial-themed level with pipes, grates, and ventilation fans in the background. There is a user interface featuring Jordan's face in the top left corner.
An excerpt from the linked article: "Overview—and the deeper "AI Mode" that is encourages you to use—is simply better for many things, whether finding out if Saturday Night Live has a new episode, getting an explanation of an agentic harness, or even finding a link. When I searched for my WIRED article where I described the meering in the Ouagadougou, the blue links were less than useful. But when I explained in plain language what I was looking for, I found it immediately."
Title screen from Focus on the Family's 90s animated series Adventures in Odyssey
A kid's toy in a colorful blister pack that appears to be a small gray dome with a laser pointer-like protrusion and a speaker on the top. The text says "Spy Detectors Motion Alarm Set! Protect your stuff! With micro alarms. Set a trap to catch intruders!"
Walter White screaming in a car
A score of 0.00056 "Okay, either you're a mantis shrimp in a trenchcoat or your display has a secret wide-gamut mode nobody told me about. Suspiciously impressive."
A score of 0.0017 "Either you have superhuman cone cells or you got very lucky. I'm going with lucky. This is absurdly below the theoretical JND. Your monitor is going something weird. Or both."
Saavedro from Myst III: Exile, played by Brad Dourif.
Swat Kats: The Radical Squadron
Score result of 45.53/50 "Tetrachromat or obsessive? Either way, maybe go outside. You ranked 18,435 out of 146,081"
A screenshot of the PC game MindMaze that was included in Encarta. There is gritty pixel art of a castle and two spooky figures including a scary ghost lady.
Skeet from @punished_cait that says "every tech guy: "AI pretend to be alive." AI: "I am alive." tech guy: "oh my god.......... what have I done"
A bush dog with angry eyes doing a blep
A screenshot from The Talos Principle 2 showing an overgrown concrete maze with sunlight pouring in from above.
A screenshot from the game Control showing a cafeteria area with a striking design. The otherwise pristine look of the cafeteria is only ruined by the chairs at the tables which are off-kilter and tossed about.
A screenshot from The Talos Principle 2 showing a puzzle from the game featuring Brutalist architecture in an outdoor space. There is a large concrete structure surrounded by trees. Sunlight casts long shadows on the ground below it.
YouTuber Kitboga in a wig and sunglasses
The top post but as a phone bg
A screenshot of a github page for Microsoft's new Trellis AI model. There are examples showing image-to-3D and text-to-3D assets of significantly higher fidelity than has been seen before.
Bugs Bunny sitting at a bar with a drink in front of him. His ears are down and he has a tired expression with bags under his eyes. Next to him is a bottle labeled “Carrot Juice”
An 3D render of the head and torso of a skeleton in Roman centurion armor. The skeleton is rendered in an untextured matte grey material. Its armor is shredded and damaged. On the torso is plate mail adorned with large round sculpted decorations, with the largest one in the center of a lion's head sticking its tongue out. There is a tattered cape pinned around the skeleton's neck and flowing behind. The skeleton is wearing a broken helmet featuring a large brush frill oriented side-to-side. The skull has a slightly angry look and features a large scar down the face, with two missing teeth along the scar. You can just make out a rib cage and spine underneath the armor but the skeleton is missing its arms and lower half.
A badly matted transparent png of Catdog from the cartoon Catdog
Me in costume as Pippin from The Lord of the Rings at a Lord of the Rings themed costume party. A ringwraith with a sword stands next to me with Gandalf just out of frame.
A 3D render of Owlowiscious from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic flying while holding a string of tinsel
A screenshot from Steven Universe that shows Steven's novelty mug which says "World's Best Stephen"
Give yourself 1 point for each thing you’ve never done: 1. Used a rotary phone 2. Used a floppy disc 3. Used a typewriter 4. Taken photos with a film camera 5. Listened to music on a CD 6. Listened to a cassette tape 7. Listened to a vinyl record 8. Listened to music on a Walkman 9. Listened to music on a boombox outside 10. Watched a video from a VHS tape 11. Sent or received a fax 12. Recorded music from radio to cassette 13. Rented a video from Blockbuster 14. Accessed the internet by dial-up 15. Used a phone book 16. Sent a postcard 17. Used a paper map to get somewhere 18. Owned a dictionary 19. Owned an encyclopedia 20. Paid with a paper cheque/check
A silver portable CD player branded “Walkman”
Little Fur Family by Margaret Wise Brown
A gif of Funky Kong from Donkey Kong Country
Paintbrush aka MS Paint for Windows 3.1
A screenshot of an episode of Garfield and Friends showing a green monster in a refrigerator with the text "The creature that lived in the refrigerator behind the mayonnaise next to the ketchup and to the left of the cole slaw"
A political platform questionnaire answer from Shelby Pikachu Billionaire which references Captain Planet and FernGully
Boiler island from the original Riven game
The characters from Disney's Winnie the Pooh
A photo of a bloated Australian possum covered in jelly, lounging in an open box of jelly pastries with the text “Do what you must, I have already won.”
"However, many have corroborated that on the second night, Johnson climbed up a lamppost and dropped a bag with a brick in it onto a police car, shattering the windshield."
A 3D render of the gems of the character Rainbow Quartz from Steven Universe
A tweet from Elon Musk on April 21, 2022 which says “If our twitter bid succeeds, we will defeat the spam bots or die trying!”
An Etsy listing showing a personalization service advertising a custom face swap for an AI-generated image of Jesus embracing a person in a church. The photo on the listing uses Emma Watson as an example because AI people insist on using images of womens' likenesses without their permission. In the background of the photo behind Jesus there is also statue of Jesus being crucified.
A collage of Etsy listings featuring some suspiciously AI-looking images of a white Jesus on sale as prints or digital downloads. Some of them are advertised as oil paintings and prices range from a few dollars to over $40
A large painted wood sculpture inside of a cathedral depicting Saint George on a horse with his sword in the air, poised to strike an angry dragon beneath him. Saint George and the Horse are both clad in elaborate golden armor. Saint George is inexplicably not looking anywhere near where the dragon is. The sculpture is ornate and exquisitely preserved.
A screenshot of a bluesky post featuring a comic of a cat spitefully punching another cat in the face for bragging about their free ice cream cone. The very next post in the feed is from a user who says “I put my computer to sleep and drove up to the mountains and out to the country instead and then bought a DQ dipped confetti cone. Today was good.” Along with a photo of their ice cream cone.
A 3D render of Darkwing Duck characters
Screenshot from Steamboat Willie showing that he is smol
Majora's Mask moon in a Santa hat.
A problematic scene from the Mickey Mouse short “Plane Crazy”
A photo of the Luffy balloon at the 2023 Macy’s Day parade
A female Wobbuffet
Ben Affleck is absolutely done with this shit
Abuelita from Coco