Watto von Bismarck

@gridlock.slumcut.win

122 Followers 281 Following

Perfectly normal woman with few/no unusual features. Inventor of being a little sleepy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_inventors_killed_by_their_own_invention

The Chrome flags description for "Proofreader API for Gemini Nano," which is enabled silently by default. The feature's four-sentence description has at least three typos.
Wikipedia snippet: "The Pays de Bitche (French pronunciation: [pe.i də bitʃ], literally Land of Bitche, German: Bitscherland or Bitcherland)"
Screenshot of a Wikipedia article reading "...it was suggested by the East India Company Board he take a tour of the European continent, which he did with Sir John Spencer Login and Lady Login."
Woman sleeping on a couch under a photorealistic cabbage-leaf blanket.
Screenshot from Total Distortion (Windows, 1995) "The dreams are racing down the road. The winner will take over your mind! Stop the BAD DREAMS from entering your brain with the dream gun!"
Constructing a Klein bottle: To glue the ends of a tube together to form a Klein bottle, draw out one end, rotating it 180 degrees so both ends of the tube now face upward in a J shape, pass one end through the side of the other and connect the two ends.
Nobile told La Stampa that Leo's "silence on the LGBTQ+ community doesn't scare me." "They say 'silence is consent"" she said. "I'm sure that Pope Leo shares Francis's work and is just waiting for the right moment to embrace our reality.
Heavily pixelated Windows 95 icon for "NESTCL95.EXE". The icon is a hairy ballsack with the base of the dick visible and the word NES stamped on it.
screenshot of a long skeet: "Late to this party but hahaha, fuck off Trudeau, do let the door hit you on the ass on the way out, and knock you down the stairs but your pants are caught on the doorknob so it pulls your pants off and youre butt naked from the waist down and then you slip on some fresh pigeon shit and fall onto the road and the oscar meyer weinermobile runs over your weiner and you're running around ottawa pantless screaming AAAAH I GOT WEINERED!!!"
A view out the window. It snowmdy outside 🥶
Tray full of cookies, half of them have evolved into crabs
Jabba the Hutt saying "Ho Ho Ho Ho"
badly edited product photo that says OdoBan: Eliminates Odo. That's it that's the post.
AliExpress home feed with personalized ads for hobby microcontrollers and push-up bras.
Republican campaign flyer attacking Kamala Harris as "EXTREME ON ABORTION"
Very accurate shark diagram with labels of all important shark parts (shwish, cute, belly, crmunch etc)
electronic bits wired on a breadboard, maybe it's a cool clock
Four texts in a row of utter bottomspeak gibberish.
Settings screen in MacOS Ventura under Accessibility / Audio, showing "background sounds" options to drown out environmental noise.
Statement from congressman Jamie Raskin with text highlighted: "Contempt for civilian life is the hallmark of terrorist regimes and actors, not liberal democracies."
An annoyed cat sitting with his wares like Khajit but he is warning you not to waste his time, human!
Huge syringe filled with pink estradiol, with text: Doctor not giving you enough titty? need 33,500 pg/mL but it's rated for 500? try 67 ampoules. just 67 ampoules all at once. you will certainly not regret 67 ampoules